If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain
AaronMaria, If you love coke, but don’t like raw sugar, you actually like water more than coke.
danc4498, If you love water, but don’t like the taste of raw hydrogen, you actually just like oxygen.
starman2112, 
I wonder if liquid hydrogen has a taste. Like, if we could survive in a pressure chamber that can liquify hydrogen at room temp
Waldowal, 
If you love dark milk, then sugar love than actually more.
SnokenKeekaGuard, 
ohlaph, Probably so, let it.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, Let them fight.
hperrin, If you like air but you don’t like pure oxygen, then you actually like nitrogen more than oxygen.
Kedly, Anti Death Penalty US’ers really dont agree with you atm
p1mrx, I like pure oxygen just fine at 0.2 atm.
afraid_of_zombies, So does fire. RIP Apollo 1.
p1mrx, (edited ) Apollo 1 used pure oxygen at 1 atm. At 0.2 atm they’d be fine.
fakeman_pretendname, If you love to drink coffee, but don’t like to eat coffee beans directly as a food, you actually like hot water more than you like coffee.
webghost0101, I dont like coffee, i recently “discovered” drinking plain hot water during winter and its incredibly soothing.
fakeman_pretendname, It is good, and I sometimes drink it myself, but remember to be careful if drinking hot water outside in autumn or early winter.
If a leaf falls from a tree and lands in your cup, you’ll have discovered Tea - and last time that happened, some folk from a tiny island ended up with an empire covering half the planet.
starman2112, I never actually thought about how tea was discovered, and my new headcanon is that some weird person was just drinking hot water, some leaves fell in their cup, and they were too lazy to just get some clean water
afraid_of_zombies, As a wise man once said
You can eat anything if it is fried
I just assumed someone desperate figured if they could boil this stuff it might be food.
NigelFrobisher, I want to know who the hell invented nettle tea. Like, let’s try putting the stinging leaves in water and ingesting them.
Tristaniopsis, If you like taking a shit, but don’t like the shit, then you really like the feeling of something sliding in your anal cavity.
Allero, But that one is true!
Tristaniopsis, Sorry, I reached for the most extreme thing I could think of quickly.
SocialMediaRefugee, You mean sliding out unless you have some weird shits
Tristaniopsis, What? You mean you don’t suck/ push them in/ out for a few minutes before releasing them into the wild to seek their fortune elsewhere?
Tai, 
If you love table salt, but don’t like sodium metal, you actually like chlorine gas more than table salt.
Kase, (edited ) If you love table salt but don’t lick it directly off the floor, you actually like table more than salt
Kolanaki, (edited ) 
Uh… No. I like milk more than cacao. You don’t need sugar for milk chocolate. You can get unsweetened milk chocolate in the baking aisle. That’s what I use for chocolate chip cookies or if I plan on making a sauce.
I also just happen to have a bar of 90% cacao dark and a milk chocolate bar from the same brand (chocolate xoxo) on hand, and they both have 14g of sugar.
force, doesn’t milk have a lot of sugar
Schadrach, About 13 grams per cup.
DharmaCurious, 
This is why i exclusively eat baker’s chocolate, and I chew my coffee grounds. I’m not trying to dilute my precious foodstuffs with disgusting things like water or sugar.
anarchy79, 
What about your bodily fluids? What about ANY of our bodily fluids?
fidodo, If you like vanilla ice cream, but don’t like chugging raw vanilla extract, then you like cream and sugar more than vanilla.
Swedneck, 
i mean, yes
straight up unflavoured (except for sugar) icecream is perfectly fine
chewing on a vanilla bean is probably not that amazing
Buck, Especially since vanilla beans don’t exist
KairuByte, 
The vanilla orchid would like a word with you.
Sagifurius,
Buck, My bad, I did not know they were called beans. I always called them stalks.
0ops,
creditCrazy, 
Meanwhile me chugging bottles of pure vanilla extract
logos, You’re an alcoholic more than you like vanilla
webghost0101, Real tea lovers eat the dry herbs straight from the bag.
PopcornTin, A bag? I just rip the leaves off a tree and suck on 'em.
Sagifurius, I’m pretty sure I do like vinegar more than cucumbers
anarchy79, How can you dislike something as neutral as cucumber?
autokludge, 
anarchy79, I feel like the Internet has looped me.
Sagifurius, Tell my wife, “Hello”
littlecolt, Big same
Sotuanduso, I do like sugar more than chocolate, and I do like vinegar more than cucumbers.
fidodo, The original statement isn’t wrong, it’s just not actually interesting and just trying to sound smart.
creditCrazy, I don’t get it. Like if you like dark chocolate but not baker’s chocolate you like the sugar more than the chocolate.
fidodo, Sounds like you get it. They’re all dunking on their dumb logic
AeonFelis, If you like raw chicken but not roasted chicken, you actually like Salmonella more than chicken.
makyo, Mmm oven heat, I just want to put my whole head in there
hperrin, Bake me, oven daddy.
MacNCheezus, 
Kinky
p1mrx, This kills the head.
MacNCheezus, Then just stick your dick in it like a normal person /s
p1mrx, (edited )
MacNCheezus, Yeah, I’m not clicking that.
p1mrx, The link is relevant. I’m never gonna let you down.
MacNCheezus, (edited ) If that’s a rickroll I swear I will find you and slap you.
EDIT: it wasn’t.
p1mrx, sigh, to think anyone would lie directly to cheezus.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, 
Only if you apply it directly to the forehead
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