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Tristaniopsis, in Spices too

There used to be an garlic restaurant near my old house and basically EVERYTHING was garlic based. It was heaven.

Guess what. They had garlic ice cream and it was DELICIOUS. Nothing like I thought it would be. It was light and sort of fruity and sweet.

Goddamit I miss that place.

Dabundis,

I’d guess the garlic was deeply roasted until brown and sweet for the ice cream?

Tristaniopsis,

You are probably correct. Slowly… veeeeerrrry slowly.

BeigeAgenda, in The future is now, old man
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

But can it run Crysis?

fkn, (edited )

On modern CPUs? Almost.

papalonian, in For my fellow librarians

Maybe I’m dumb but I don’t understand the “format” - are the top and bottom sections of text supposed to be related to the middle text? Why is the text over a bottle of alcohol?

lewdian69,

The top text is after only a drink, the middle text is after a few drinks, the bottom text is hammered

knorke3,

thanks - understood the librarian joke but got confused by the format :P

tomi000, in *Ride of the Valkyries starts playing*

That poor kid. How tf can anyone be that thin? Probably weighs like 20kg

meowMix2525,

Guy behind him probably keeps stealing his food

MeaanBeaan,

It’s hard to tell because of the quality but I think the phote might be edited to make him skinnier. The arms and body just don’t look right to me.

Scubus, in Texas: We're going to secede

Yeah, fuck about 40% of Texas that is able to use their brain. They should’ve thought about not being born in Texas, or maybe reconsidered being too poor to move.

Rooskie91,

Excuse me sir this is the internet. Please take your logic somewhere else. /s

Zerush, (edited ) in Spices too
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Allium family also make the world nicer, even those for the kitchen have nice flowers if planted.

https://file.coffee/u/Z8zzuUD0hbhyv-QLnNLG-.jpg https://file.coffee/u/eeH-q1EvdT2kv8Ha8BpZa.webp

Xttweaponttx,

Wow!! Do they grow that spherical or are those groomed??

Either way, beautiful!!

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

They grow mostly spherical, but depending of the species of ornamental allium. Also a normal onion has a beautifull flower if you plant it.

Onion

https://file.coffee/u/mh19pgg2UFPavhkV6ypDR.jpg

Garlic

https://file.coffee/u/MuLfrzJ_8Bt58SaEYPALC.png

Aermis,

And the flowers taste delicious!

rehydrate5503,

Holy, that’s so pretty! Would love to have some in my garden.

Zerush, (edited )
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

There are several webs of ornamental allium which show how to plant and care for them, the different species, etc.

EfreetSK, (edited ) in Oscar winner and sexiest man alive!
@EfreetSK@lemmy.world avatar

I never knew that Brendan Fraser won an oscar. Must have been for George of the jungle

Kidplayer_666,

He won last year for his performance in “the whale”

Devdogg,

Do we do Whoosh here?

corsicanguppy,

Even when it’s trolling?

bloubz,

No we are not dumb

MadBob, in Spices too

What’s this “almost”, please?

Sekki,

I would certainly not enjoy garlic in my chocolate cake

MadBob, (edited )

Without going too Wittgenstein on you, I read it a bit differently, and I would enjoy onion jam on my chocolate cake.

dutchkimble,

But that garlic when it’s onion cake though

Kase,

Cake has layers. Onion has layers.

∵ Cake is onion.

SilverFlame,

Always has been

HipsterTenZero, (edited ) in Spices too
@HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone avatar

I once had a coworker who just took a bite out of a raw onion right in front of me. They were completely unfazed, like it was an apple or something. I’m still a little emotionally scarred.

Damage,

Was he Eastern European?

HipsterTenZero,
@HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone avatar

No, I don’t think so. He was a younger guy from the southern US, if I remember correctly. Is that something east europeans do on the regular??

Schmoo,

Younger guy from the southern US here, I have done this just to fuck with people. I’m just not very sensitive to the “bite” onions are supposed to have. I can chop quite a few of them before my eyes start to water.

nevemsenki,

As an eastern european, we eat everything with onions and garlic. Hell, I even eat onions on their own time to time, it tastes good.

thumbman,

Southern guy probably was eating a Vidalia onion. The soil is low in sulfur, I believe, and has a more neutral acidity, so the onion is pretty uniquely sweet. I heard one older southerner call them dirt apples.

drcobaltjedi,

There are actually onions that you can do that with. I think the soil where those are grown is low on sulfer or something so the onion cant make the chemical responsible for making your eyes water.

Sigh_Bafanada,

I’ll usually eat a could wee chunks of an onion after I dice it up, and the other day I was surprised by how palatable the onion was that I was eating. Normally I enjoy eating a couple tiny pieces raw, but this was an onion I could see myself taking a big ol bite out of

GlitterInfection,
leanleft,
@leanleft@lemmy.ml avatar

1015

OhStopYellingAtMe,
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

My grandfather used to eat vidalia onions like apples. They’re pretty sweet & mild.

wren,
@wren@sopuli.xyz avatar

Do you happen to work at a mid-sized paper company?

LilB0kChoy,

No, that was a potato… or a beet.

wren,
@wren@sopuli.xyz avatar

But you gotta admit, it’s a very Creed thing to do

niktemadur,

I once knew a guy who peeled and ate a full garlic like one would do with an orange or mandarin, while walking and talking casually.

menemen,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

When I was a child we often had peeled garlic on the table for me to snack on it during dinner. I must have smelled hideously.

Simulation6,

Sweet onions were consider a desert by the Romans and they would eat them like we do apples.

Got_Bent,

I had a surly paternal grandmother who seemed to revel in making the lives of children miserable.

When I was about four years old, I asked for a snack, and she gave me a raw onion.

I sat at the kitchen table and ate the entire fucking thing like it was the sweetest piece of fruit known to history, staring her in the eye the whole time.

If I had been just a little bit older and thought of it, I would’ve asked her for another one.

She died when I was seven. My reaction to this, as she lived in Washington State, was, “Does that mean we get to see Mount Saint Helens?” as the volcano had gone off just a couple weeks prior.

feedum_sneedson,

That would have given me stomach cramps that made me pray for death.

dubyakay, in OHHH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS,

What if Texas just does a Texit (akin to Brexit)? Or is that not possible?

WarmSoda,

It’ll never happen

dubyakay,

That wasn’t my question. It was whether it is theoretically possible or not. Brexit was a peaceful event with all its checks and processes in place.

FiskFisk33,

last time they tried there was a civil war, that pretty much sums up how legal it is.

nickhammes,

The EU had a documented process for a member state to leave. It was untested and messy, but it existed.

There’s no legal basis for a state to leave the US. Now it’s possible we let it happen despite this, with or without armed conflict, but it’s hard to imagine a hypothetical Texit not being messier than Brexit ever was

jonne,

Not sure if US law has a provision for this. Brexit was relatively orderly because the EU made sure there’s a process for it.

nadiaraven,

Absolutely positive the US does NOT have a provision for this. We fought a little war about it once.

nadiaraven,

The south tried to secede and we fought a war about it, so no, pretty sure it’s not possible.

deaf_fish,

I think the only two ways this can happen are is the federal government agrees to the succession or succession by force (aka civil war).

SpaceCowboy,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

This is correct. Unless of course the Supreme Court overturns the decisions by previous Supreme Courts.

Has anyone checked on Harlan Crow’s opinion on this?

SapphironZA,

The GOP would never be able to win the electoral college without Texas. So that’s why it will never happen.

But maybe we can trick Abbot, he might be stupid enough to fall for it?

ReplicantBatty,

I don’t know if it’s legally possible, but even if it was, it would never actually work. Texas is propped up with federal funding, our electric grid is slowly failing, and most people who wanted to stay a citizen of the United States would leave if they were able, which would completely fuck the job market, and leave mostly people who want to be Texans rather than Americans, and those people can’t run shit (hence the economicand infrastructure problems we already have). Or maybe I’m just talking out of my ass, idk. That’s my opinion as somebody who lives in Texas against their will.

test113,

Nope, it’s not possible. The only way it wouldn’t be treason is if all states agree, or if they start a revolution and are successful; every other attempt would simply be treason. Hence, one nation indivisible. I’m sure they know that; they just want to push as far as they can to make the political situation even more absurd in America. They want to widen the gap between the people. I don’t know who exactly profits from this situation, but it’s not the American people.

Here’s a video that explains it quite well: [Legal Egal] (youtu.be/1dhvry6E0jA?si=H62qIoiHzaLdJHQF)

Klear,

Isn’t treason legal in the US nowadays?

pearsaltchocolatebar,

Only if you pretend that you’re wealthy by committing massive fraud.

SnokenKeekaGuard, in noob, bring that road roller
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Damn you can afford a car!

Mok98,

Defnitely a wheel, not necessarily a car

gnate,

Nah, just gotta wait for the neighbor to go to work.

arymandias, in Trust me bro it's 100% true

To everyone getting offended, clearly nobody is asking for pictures of dead baby’s.

Of course war and propaganda go hand in hand, it would just be nice if western media (or the president of the United States for that matter) don’t just blindly copy Israeli propaganda without checking sources.

NoIWontPickaName,

I am asking for them.

Believe nothing without evidence.

Madison420,

As rowdy as that sounds you are completely correct, it is newsworthy and every war with modern media has had exactly the same because people need to know.

xor,

pics or it didn’t happen

yowhat,

The Israeli Prime Minister’s Twitter account has posted them.

tocopherol,
@tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The prime minister posted that, even though they officially state they cannot confirm their original claim? (CNN)

Grumpy,

I checked. I saw dead babies (hard to say 2 of them are actually babies as they’re too charred). But nothing beheaded.

NoIWontPickaName,

So link?

yowhat,

See my other comment in this thread.

Tar_alcaran,

Twitter must be really on the ball this time then, because I can’t seem to find any evidence at all.

yowhat,

See my other comment in this thread.

zazaserty,
@zazaserty@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Learn to use x or whatever it’s called ig

NoIWontPickaName,

Then it should be very simple for you to provide a link to it, I would think that our secretary of state would have seen it and even he is saying he hasn't seen any pictures of beheaded baby so far and with the heart on that our country has for killing brown people and any sort of support for it I think we'd be right on top of it

NoIWontPickaName,

I'm not going to give you an out. You want to claim this shit than post it otherwise you just seem like an Israeli lickspittle

yowhat,

I am not going to post a direct link to such horrible images. They are findable by going to IsraeliPM on Twitter/X, pressing media and unblurring pictures that are about 24 hours old by this post’s time of posting. If you want you can debate the authenticity of the images and so on, but that is where you can find the images in question. I am not sure why people started attacking me in this thread, another user simply asked where they could be found and I replied.

NoIWontPickaName,

Lickspittle throwing lies

yowhat,

Why call me names when you can easily verify the steps I posted?

NoIWontPickaName,

Because I believe you are a liar and i am not going to Twitter and sorting through their system.

If you are telling the truth and you know where the images are out should be really easy to link to them instead of playing the internet game where you pretend that something is real knowing that 99% of people are going to take it at face value and not click into it.

To to make this very clear I think you are a liar, I think you are trying to deny genocide that is happening, or at least justify it, and I think you are completely implicit in the genocide by supporting lies.

clara,

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  • NoIWontPickaName,

    Dead babies are very different than deliberately beheaded babies

    Here is a link from the Israelis saying they can not confirm it.

    https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/12/middleeast/israel-hamas-beheading-claims-intl/index.html

    yowhat,

    You are making ridiculous claims based on nothing which is making you looked unhinged. I have in no way excused Israeli actions or policies. Your inability to follow instructions or to use a platform that millions succesfully use every day is not my problem. You asked for proof and was given instructions in procuring it, but are now unwilling in looking at it and attacking those who tried to help you, undermining your original point about seeking the truth.

    NoIWontPickaName,
    yowhat,

    I have no idea, you asked about the images and I told you where they were. I have no stake in the conflict and I am not making any statements regarding the authenticity of anything, no matter what your paranoid mind seems to think.

    zazaserty,
    @zazaserty@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    It’s true tho…

    Stoneykins,

    I scrolled and scrolled where you recommended, couldn’t find proof, of any kind. I’m willing to assume I was just looking in the wrong place, but only if you actually link what you are talking about.

    Just put a big warning around the link so people don’t click on it unintentionally, there is no reason to be squeamish about the literal link itself.

    I think the claim is bs and unless you can post a link your claim of evidence is bs too

    Gennadios, in OHHH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS,

    Most of the US military is mostly made up of conservatives, and red states are the only ones with some semblance of a manufacturing base as blue states nowadays are mostly IP farms. I dont think a hypothetical civil war will turn out as well as blue staters think.

    c0mbatbag3l,
    @c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

    Manufacturing is usually urban, and last I checked that’s where most blue is. Farming and agriculture is red, sure.

    Military is split, infantry probably skews red but the AF seems mixed and the Navy is pretty liberal in my experience.

    CptEnder,

    Ok putting aside the obvious that 99% of US Military service members honor their oath to the Constitution and respect the chain of command serving the sitting President regardless of politics. Not least of which the DOD has been purging insurrectionist sympathisers the past few years.

    So the brass tax of the US Military, our most valuable assets by a LOT are the US Navy. 2nd would be the USAF. Primary of which is arguably our Submarine force, followed by our sea warfare, then our air forces, and the rest of our nuclear arsenal.

    Our largest sub base is in CT (blue).

    The entirety of our carrier fleets are based in blue states - California, Hawaii, Virginia (blueish).

    A significant portion of our nuclear stockpile is in Colorado (blue).

    Anyway it all doesn’t matter because any insignificant numbers who would defect would be nowhere near the command of these critical assets. The only real annoyance of Texas seceding would be having to relocate NASA HQ lmao.

    Mananasi, in Spices too

    I am very sad I can’t eat these anymore due to IBS

    Stegotron,

    I was this way for years. I eventually recovered a lot and slowly weened back onto them. Good luck and take care.

    Mananasi,

    Thank you for the kind words! I didn’t know I could maybe have these again at some point in the future. Did you just try them every now and again to see how you reacted? Do you still need to watch out?

    Defectus,

    Same for me when i had ibd (still do but in remission). But after bettering my gut microbiome I could eat everything again.

    protist, in The most boring people on Earth.

    Interesting profile you’ve got going on there…

    Che_Donkey,
    @Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

    IN before Cracker Cruncher kicks off the flavor/race wars!!!

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