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Daefsdeda, in Title

Everybody was so loud about that book, what happened?

sandevistan,

Literally what the fuck are you talking about

Daefsdeda,

Jeffrey epsteins book

stevehobbes,

Snape killed dumbledore.

HikingVet, in soak and jump hump

Not to kink shame but is this some sort of cuckold thing I’m too asexual to understand?

NubTubz,

No, not really. The person is jumping on the bed to help them out with their weird little loophole, not because they’re into watching other people fuck.

astanix,

Nah, you aren’t supposed to have sex before marriage.

They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

…they would still be moving around

Duranie,

Ahhh, but then that’s someone else’s fault for jumping on the bed.

Next step - the poop-hole loophole!

qaz, (edited )

The earth is moving at 107226km/h, they would be moving anyway.

sexy_peach,

They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

But like does a significant amount of people actually do this?

kpw,

No.

zoostation,

No, it was just a dumb hoax.

half_built_pyramids,

I knew guys who thought bjs and anal weren’t sex, so jebus would still love them

kautau,
EvilHankVenture,

I was hoping someone would post that

TexMexBazooka,

I knew before I even opened the link

steal_your_face,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

The old poohole loophole

Fuck_u_spez_,

The ol’ poophole loophole.

kWazt,
odium,

What did they think sodomy meant?

astanix,

I don’t even know if this is something that actually happens or just internet rumors…

lowleveldata,

Are they fucking morons? Just use a horse riding machine

_danny, (edited )

Are they fucking morons

Close, they are mormons fucking

Gabu,

To be fair, the difference is so small you can barely tell.

otter,

That’s what she said?

_danny, (edited )

the difference is so small you can barely tell

Guess you could say it’s pretty fucking close.

ipkpjersi,

No, they’re mormons.

Kingofthezyx,

Mormon God: Damn, they got me.

Scubus,

Do they quantum teleport the dick? Because insertion… involves movement?

decisivelyhoodnoises,

It doesn’t count if it is an accident. So they pretend that one of them lands on the other

eskimofry,

No they dissassemble it and carry the pieces on their shoulder and reassemble it at the worksite.

Edit: sorry wrong community.

mrcleanup,

Do Mormons not use the poophole loophole?

fkn, in But I can't sleep

Fr, this hits deep when you have kids.

MuffinHeeler,

If I go to sleep now I’m going to wake up to a toy being shoved in my face and “play with me mummy” or a screaming kid from a nightmare. If I stay up an extra hour I get to be by myself for an extra hour.

Either way I’ll be tired.

Not much choice there, I’ll stay up and be more sleep deprived.

paddirn, in OHHH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS,

I think if Texas pulled the trigger on secession, there’d be a few states that joined up with them, I don’t know that it’d be the entire US against just one state. If they seriously went for it, it’d probably be because they thought they had enough strength in numbers.

Unfortunately for them though, Republican-leaning states tend to have lower populations and wouldn’t really be able to provide much help. Florida I guess has a big population too, but not sure how helpful they’d be either with their demographics.

On the plus side though, we could potentially clear out alot of these MAGA idiots in office, assuming we actually started punishing people for insurrection.

themeatbridge,

The larger the state, the more internal resistance there will be. Not everyone in Texas or Florida will want to secede, and everybody can buy a gun. It’s one thing to gather some pride boys and meal team six larpers in the town square and march around for a bit, but it’s an entirely other thing to defend territory when you’re outnumbered, outgunned, and half the population is against you.

Oklahoma and Arkansas might be up for it, but there’s no way secessionists hold Miami or Austin.

pingveno,

Not just that, but the economic powerhouses are almost exclusively cities run by Democrats. Even deep red states have Democrats as mayors of their big cities. Texas would have a hard time funding a war if they were trying to do it on the backs of porcupines.

corsicanguppy,

So you’re saying Texas is big enough that they’d Yo Dawg their civil war?

HasturInYellow,

That is most ridiculous way to describe society dissolving into each street fighting those next to it.

It’s perfect.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Civil wars over civil wars? USA should just move to middle east lmao

Scubus,

Nah, as someone who lives in Oklahoma, about half the younger generation has a functioning nervous system that would prevent that from happening. If we seriously tried to go any more red, there would be violence in the streets.

CurlyMoustache, (edited )
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

And you have a hitbox that is quite a bit larger than normal, and various health style related illnesses dependent on the free flow of medicine

Cannibal_MoshpitV3,

All their national guards will be federalized and fall in line the second they are told their lifelong benefits will be revoked if they disobey an order to remain in place.

Most of them are under 25s that joined for free healthcare and education they couldnt afford on their own. A fraction of a percentage are willing to fight and die in the name of a state, let alone one they dont live in 😂

Transporter_Room_3, (edited )
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Hi, I was an under 25 that needed Healthcare, and wanted a formal education.

I personally am of the belief that one has a duty to disobey any illegal order, and since this fits the bill,a sizeable number would disobey on that premise alone.

But I also know that’s not likely what does it, but benefits and pay.

I personally know several people who honestly think that “THREE PERCENT!” of the population could honestly stand against their parent country in modern day. And of course, they hold that belief purely from their “only 3% fought the British” and think that a colonial territory in 1776 would somehow translate to home country rebellion in 2024.

Could they do damage and be a nuisance, and create generational issues? Absolutely. Succeed and establish themselves as a respected sovereign nation, or conquer the federal government? Anyone who honestly thinks that’s feasible without the federal government saying “eh, whatever I don’t really care” is fooling themselves.

My time in the navy was more than enough to convince me that no state could ever pull that off, just on Naval power alone. Largest navy, 2nd largest air force, marines technically part of it (don’t ever tell them that unless you have their favorite flavor of crayon as an apology) and since the federal government knows literally every single thing about their off/Def capabilities are, it would be over before my hot chocolate gets cold.

db2,

Republican states are all running in the red and I don’t mean the political red. They’re constantly getting financially bailed out by everyone else. It’s gross.

SatanicNotMessianic,

It’s just political posturing.

  1. They don’t have a military. The National Guard units would come under the command of the President of the US, and any units in rebellion would know they’re facing courts martial for crimes that would be career limiting in that the penalties could include anything from life in prison to execution. It’s literally treason by the legal definition.
  2. Even if any significant number of troops were to choose to violate the law, modern war isn’t about riflemen. There’s a massive infrastructure required to keep tanks and planes running, not to mention things like carrier battle groups. Northrop and Raytheon aren’t going to be forfeiting USG contracts to sell missile systems to Ohio.
  3. Only the president has the nuclear codes, so nuclear blackmail can’t work either.

There isn’t going to be another civil war. Too much has changed between then and now in terms of military and economic organization. This is just Texas whacking off yet again, as they did under Obama and Bill Clinton.

The very real risks we’re facing are the election of Donald Trump - this is the biggest threat - and far right domestic terrorism. The former is an existential threat to the United States and should be treated as such. The latter is a law enforcement issue and should be treated as such. I suspect the Proud Boys are infiltrated all to hell as are the other major organizations, but there’s the potential for a significant amount of harm being done on a larger than 9/11 scale, although it’d be drawn out.

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Only the president has the nuclear codes, s

try 0000000, that’s what it has been for most of the time I believe.

SatanicNotMessianic,

That’s the combination I use for my luggage.

al177,

Except for that time it was CPE-1704-TKS

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ok try both just in case

jackpot,
@jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

?

emergencyfood,

modern war isn’t about riflemen. There’s a massive infrastructure required to keep tanks and planes running, not to mention things like carrier battle groups.

The problem is that they don’t need to ‘win’ to get what they want; they just need to be enough of a nuisance to get concessions from the government. And both Ukraine and Gaza are showing us how effectively a bunch of people with rifles, drones and RPGs can frustrate an army. Sure, a lot of them will die, but I worry that it might be a sacrifice their leaders are willing to make if that means they get to hurt a lot of innocent people.

Iron_Lynx, in OHHH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS,

Not gonna lie, that title sounds like it could be a Sabaton lyric.

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

youtu.be/gvjOG5gboFU?si=4imDnRPvbVWTQexp

It’s the Union version of Dixie

Iron_Lynx,

So I was right that it’s a lyric, just not a Sabaton one 😅

shalafi, in I need to buy better band-aids

These are the shit:

band-aid.com/…/hydro-seal-all-purpose-bandages

I can go on forever, but they do more than just stick well.

You can get hydrocolloid bandages from other makers, But Band Aid is the best.

psud,

But you can only use them on new wounds. If one fails, for example on a finger abrasion injury (the only place I have ever had those fail) you need to replace it with a different type of dressing.

They do stick better than any of the alternatives I have tried and that provide the best healing environment

Hux, in Title
wowwoweowza,

Exactly.

What’s happening is ethnic cleaning — another phrase for genocide that gets after the reason.

It’s being covered but it’s also complicated.

pelotron,
@pelotron@midwest.social avatar

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sandevistan, (edited )

And you’re getting your news from a guy who thinks that there being articles about it precludes what I’m saying in OP. I can’t see your posts from Hexbear, by the way 😁. Didn’t even realize this got voted up.

You both satisfy yourselves with knowing there were headlines, as if that’s what this post is about lmfao.

Zagorath,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

I can’t see your posts from Hexbear, by the way

Yeah looks like Hexbear is having some serious federation issues. If you’re normally a Hexbear user, you might want to contact the admins about it and see if they can fix it. Happened to my instance a couple of weeks ago too. Something about other instances accidentally being marked as dead.

starman2112, (edited )
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, I’m reminded of the Ohio chemical attack last year. CNN had a story about it… Underneath seven other stories about Taylor Swift’s new boyfriend or whatever.

sandevistan,

There is a lid on the western mainstream media in a way it has NEVER been before. Today there is no "crack in the wall, 10% is empirically true, 20% is fake - narratives, 70%, and it is the most important part, is omitted news

sandevistan,

Lmao he literally googled ICJ on the date. Did you read any of the articles? They all ignore what actually took place in the court on that date lmfao

Look at the WSJ article about it for fucks sake, it’s hilarious

rwhitisissle, (edited )

They pretty much all say that South Africa presented a case in the Hague that argued that Israel has violated the 2nd article of the international genocide conventions and that Israel has acted with genocidal intent towards the people of Palestine. Or is there something else of note that isn’t being discussed? Like did a horse briefly get loose in the court and they had to stop proceedings to try and catch it?

sandevistan,

Or is there something else of note that isn’t being discussed?

Yes, you gassed up tardlet! Yes! You’re starting to get it!

adj16, in I need to buy better band-aids

Just going to leave this link here for anyone coming into this thread looking for answers:

a.co/d/5Ct0pIB

They’ll last through showers and they’re strong enough to hold your pee in. Don’t ask me how I know.

poppy,

I assume OP is talking about bandages on fingers, and it’s much harder to get a good seal on your fingers even with these :(

adj16,

Spoken like someone who’s never tried to pee and been blocked by a bandaid before

Vespair, in Spices too

S TIER: Shallot, Garlic

A TIER: Leek

F TIER: All of the others

CaptnNMorgan,

Yellow onions are good

menemen,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

Also red, also spring.

CaptnNMorgan,

I like onions in general but it’s harder to argue against a yellow onion than a white one

MrJameGumb, in Oscar winner and sexiest man alive!
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

I’m surprised he didn’t mention his two best films: Airheads and Encino Man

theangryseal,

His performance in Encino Man moved me to tears. When he wheezed the juice in that wheezing the juice scene I couldn’t breathe. The cashier had such a small role, but my god was it powerful. “No wheezing the juuuuuuh uuuuice!”

When I found out the caveman started a band I was ecstatic. Part 2 wasn’t as good as the first one, but it was still pretty good.

baronvonj,
@baronvonj@lemmy.world avatar

Wife and I still use that line and “two minutes” quite regularly.

theangryseal,

Two and a half minute. Haha. I do that one constantly too.

ElJefe, in *Ride of the Valkyries starts playing*

The inbred is strong on these

Retrograde,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar
essellburns, in Dad had swag

If your dad had hair like that I bet you’re a grandfather yourself by now.

dudinax,

It’ll happen to you.

essellburns,

Vasectomy scar says no.

starman2112, in Why am I the way I am 😭
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar
TWeaK,

We need as much relevant oglaf as there are relevant xkcd’s.

EmperorHenry, in How I like my pi
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

adguard DNS on a VPN router is pretty good too.

toastal,

As is host blocking via OpenWrt

EmperorHenry,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

adguard DNS and proton VPN on your VPN router.

whenigrowup356, (edited ) in OHHH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS,

Fun fact, there are 3 major power grids in the lower 48 united states’: the Eastern Interconnection, Western Interconnection, and Texas.

SpaceCowboy,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Another fun fact: The failure of one of those grids resulted in over 200 people freezing to death. Guess which one!

whenigrowup356,

Yeah that’s the irony, Texas wouldn’t even need to secede to fuck up its power grid.

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