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Chetzemoka, in Where is the capital of the United States?

The onshore tax havens Delaware, Wyoming, and Nevada are vastly worse in scope than any offshore country. They push the narrative about those “terrible foreign countries” to distract us from this fact.

The problem is US tax code, not offshore financial centers.

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah that’s a good point, there’s plenty tax evasion the oligarchs can do domestically.

DogPeePoo, in OHHH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS,

Just seeing Alberta Canadian born Ted Cruz gone from the USA is more than enough for most of us

corsicanguppy,

Hey… he’s only HALF Albertan, so only half of our dumbest region. Whoever his other parent was, that person bears the rest of the responsibility for this deeply concerning narcissist.

DogPeePoo,

Sure, it’s just hilarious that “Lyin’ Ted” tries to pretend he is a Texan, when he was clearly born in Canada 🇨🇦

dubyakay,

Alberta might as well be Texas.

Powerpoint,

He’s more American than Canadian. You broke it you bought it.

umbrella, in How the mighty have fallen
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

shouldnt the trex have feathers n shit too?

loaExMachina,

Debatable, but the common consensus is that T-Rex had little to no feather. At the very least, the feathers couldn’t have covered all of the body because T-Rex skin imprints have been found without feathers, tho they’re not of all the skin, so there still may have been some feathered parts.

The idea that T-Rex had feathers didn’t come from nowhere tho : We have many evidence of feathered dinosaurs from many groups. The T-Rex is niched within the coelurosauria clade, which includes many dinosaurs that are mostly covered in feathers (and even modern birds). There’s even a close relative of T-Rex, Yutyrannus, with evidence of wide feather covering.

The reason why T-Rex didn’t have that much feathers is likely the same reason why elephants aren’t hairy : Big animals have less problem keeping heat, and may even at some point have problem evacuating excess heat (and yes, many dinosaurs were warm blooded). So as T-Rex got bigger, feathers became more of a hindrance.

Jorgelino, (edited )

I’ve heard that they might’ve been covered in feathers as children, but didn’t grow any more as they got older, so they’d be spread out, not covering much, which is also how it works with elephants and hair.

HKayn, in This community lately
@HKayn@dormi.zone avatar

Firefox stans are some of the most annoying people.

Yes, I know I’m contributing to a Chromium monopoly, thank you for telling me. Firefox just doesn’t do the things I need my browser to do.

JokeDeity,

LMFAO, you’re an idiot. There’s nothing chrome can do that FF can’t do better.

HKayn,
@HKayn@dormi.zone avatar

Who said anything about Chrome?

You verbally abuse me and hallucinate things I didn’t even mention. You’re exactly the kind of person I was talking about.

idunnololz, in Thank you therapy
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Wait we have unicorns. They’re just fat and gray.

AVincentInSpace,
noughtnaut,
@noughtnaut@lemmy.world avatar

Source?

Facial expression looks like OOTS but the rest is more, uh, I hesitate to say realistic

AVincentInSpace,
msage,

And they absolutely CAN and WILL hurt you given the chance.

0x4E4F, in I need to buy better band-aids

There are ones that can withstand getting soaked.

Holyhandgrenade,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah but I ran out of those unfortunately. The ones I have left get a drop of moisture and the glue completely dissolves

0x4E4F,

Yeah, I know the feeling…

I usually add something like electrical tape over them if they fall off.

TheGiantKorean, in New Yorker Caption Contest #695
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

Makin his wife challah in bed

trumpetmouth,

going for a roll in the hay

TheAlbatross, in Texas: We're going to secede

Pssst I think you may have meant secede.

BeMoreCareful,

Thank you!

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

I just thought you were in character 😭

SatanicNotMessianic,

I think he meant “SECDEE!”

Tar_alcaran,

I understood that reference

qjkxbmwvz, in Why yes I do agree we should mince orphans for fertiliser

[Billionaire Taylor] Swift, who has publicly aligned herself with the pro-choice movement and declared her opposition to former President Donald Trump, has become the ire of a vocal group of conservatives hell-bent on the bizarre notion that the singer is a political weapon aimed at the upcoming presidential election.

I mean, I’m no Swiftie, but that seems pretty reasonable to me…

ULS,

What? You think Taylor Swift exists? That’s president Biden in drag.

Honytawk,

Then he is a great singer!

sagrotan,
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

Have you seen him dance? W0W

paddirn, in How the mighty have fallen

If any bird still acts like it thinks it’s a dinosaur, it’s those goddamn Canadian Geese.

HulkSmashBurgers,

Swans too. Mean fuckers, they are.

Maco1969,

Geese, ducks and chickens had all already evolved when the dinosaurs went extinct. They are all tough hombre.

psud,

Have you not been reading this thread? Dinosaurs never went extinct. A sparrow is descended from the great raptors

loaExMachina,

If they know that the gallinoansera clade had already emerged before the K-T extinction, they most likely also know about birds being dinosaurs. Specifying “non-avian” everytime is a pain and saying “K-T extinction” is not understood by all, no need to correct them for semantics when their wording gets the point across.

astar26, in Just fuck me up fam

You guys are just on 4th?

MacGuffin94,

In 20 years. We are working on the speed run.

peopleproblems,

Jeez you made me think about how much fucked up shit I’ve been through.

  1. Publicized school shootings on TV 90s
  2. Watching the second plane crash on live TV on 9/11
  3. Medical trauma 1: had testicular torsion ,went in 12 hours after it started, they tried to untwist it by hand while I was conscious, morphine ain’t shit
  4. Medical trauma 2: spontaneous pneumothorax, the ketamine they dosed me with didn’t work so that chest tube insertion fucked me up
  5. PMTSD related anxiety and depression
  6. 2 more pneumothorax
  7. 2008 financial crisis
  8. college went well, but first job out of college after I got my computer engineering degree payed a fucking grand total of $51k.
  9. 2016 election
  10. Hit 250lbs
  11. 2019 my highschool sweetheart wife cheated on me
  12. COVID-19
  13. Hit 280 lbs
  14. Jan 6 insurrection
  15. Stagflation
  16. Lost 70lbs because of cutting back on food spending and weightloss medication
  17. discovered my wife sexting the guy she cheated on me with after being in marriage therapy for 4 years
  18. hit 250lbs again

Jesus christ, is this resilience, or are we all so burnt out that we just accept everything getting worse always.

Like I get the joke in Russia is “and then it got worse.” But Jesus christ, it can’t get worse if it’s always bad can it?

neo,
@neo@lemmy.comfysnug.space avatar

it can get worse

settinmoon,
@settinmoon@lemmy.ml avatar

Not trying to dismiss your sufferings but I still think our generation had it way better than our grandparents, and probably better than 90% of the people in the world if you live in an advanced economy. For instance my grandfather went through the bloodiest war in human history, a bloody civil war, and a famine that killed millions of people. The problem right now is getting all the negative information that you have no control over from the internet, that’s why I stay away from tuning into any news these days.

rchive,

2023 is literally better than every year in human history that came before it. People are just negative, it’s part of our nature to not be content and constantly push for improvement for ourselves and others.

astar26,

Depends. For my country we were on the verge on a civil war, and then a massacre started a real outwards war… Guess the silver lining is we won’t have a civil war anytime soon…

rchive,

There are places that are worse, for sure, and I’m sorry to hear that. But the average is better. Just like the existence of really hot days does not disprove climate change, really terrible events in certain places do not disprove the overall trend of things getting better.

assa123,
@assa123@lemmy.world avatar

upvoted, but, wouldn’t it be really cold days? as in, contrary to the trend of warming.

rchive,

Yes, that’s what I meant. Lol. Thanks for correcting

astar26,

Sure I’m with you on that one mate. Just a shitty year, it will pass

corsicanguppy, in Texas: We're going to secede

They’ve opened the door. California can renegotiate its relationship to the union.

buddascrayon, (edited )

They haven’t. Secession isn’t possible, at least not the way they’re* talking about doing it. And the very act of trying is called rebellion in which the federal government will then have the authority to arrest and detain the state government of Texas. Which, quite frankly, would be amusing beyond belief. I can only wish the dimwitted pinhead GOP of Texas were that astoundingly dumb.

Gerula, (edited ) in Housing is a Human Right, Hording unimaginable sums of Wealth, is not.

Rights are something that the society you live in and contribute to, grants you!

There are no inherent human rights to be had! Even being alive is a happening not a right! You’re born because your parents fucked, there was nothing special about it!

L.E. I see a lot of snowflakes are bothered by what I said, good. Maybe you start thinking once about what you have, instead of whining about what you would like!

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

I’m starting to think most of lemmy is populated by a bunch of kids who just read Marx and have no actual world experiences cause they’re 14.

JayDee,

Let’s not forget that the only reason states exist is to serve those within them. If that state should fail to serve its people sufficiently, it’s been common throughout history that they’ve been dismantled by the people.

You are correct about natural rights. They are fought for. Many rights, such as workers’ rights, were strongly fought for and founded on blood (pretty much all of them in fact). However, when talking about rights, one remember the original meaning of the word: that which is morally good or honorable. The legal entitlement is preceded by the philosophical definition. In a just society legal rights should reflect moral rights as closely as possible.

Housing is necessary for life, and so depriving an individual of housing when housing is unutilized is equatable to murder, an injustice. This is why the post communicates that housing is a human right.

Gerula,

Corect, but if the state is or isn’t serving those within, is a decision to be taken by the same individuals. Up to now those who are considering this are a small subset of the citizens which agrregate in underground forums and not actively trying to change the society and have a positive impact.

Housing is necessary for life but it was never a right in that society. Also necessary for life are water, clothing, food, medical assistance, etc. None of them are rights of the people within that society. It may not correct but it is what it is.

AgentGrimstone, in Spices too

When I first started to cook for myself, I ignored using onions and garlic because I didn’t think they would make that big a difference 🤡

LemmyKnowsBest,

I always thought onions and garlic made breath bad so I don’t put them on anything and I don’t give them to anyone.

Kidplayer_666, in A duck walks up to a lemonade stand...

And he says to the man running the stand

Rhynoplaz,

Hey! Got any grapes?

Wilzax,

The man said “no, I just have lemonade”

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