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Sylver, in it is german right?

I love when German memes pop up on my feed. It’s like being given the context clues and visual aid, while the actors speak in Black Speech

LetterboxPancake,

I speak the black language myself but I have no clue what the duck happened with all those memes.

TheNakedFoot, in oh come on, do it

It’s BeamNG for me

JokeDeity,

I wondered why people played that game so much when it seemed like a lot of nothing to me when I played it, never even thought to look for mods.

variants,

I mean I havent tried mods yet and im at like 200 hours on it at this point but now Im on to starfield

TheNakedFoot,

You gotta come up with your own stuff to do. Or, their Career mode is very fun (still in early development) and there’s lots to be found on BeamMP

BlinkerFluid,
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It’s one of those games that basically… is mods. Want a car? Someone’s modeled it and put it into the game. Wait to use a wheel and shifters? Go for it. Want to crawl a mountain in a V8 behemoth with giant tires? Go for it. Want to send an 18-wheeler into a stack of buses at the end of a jump ramp? Go for it.

CubitOom, in A high-falutin' Monster Energy.

I guess my espresso absinthe martini is the one that did psychedelics when they studied abroad.

BarrelAgedBoredom,

Got a recipe for that? Sounds interesting

Mr_Blott,

Yes, espresso, Martini and absynth

CubitOom,

Place a couple ice cubes in the glass first. Then,

  • 15 g absinthe, stir till opaque
  • 20 g cocchi Americano
  • 10 g grand Marnier
  • 5 g hazelnut syrup
  • double shot of espresso (mine is dialed in at 36 grams)

Admittedly, it’s a bit light on the absinthe.

I also recommend using a German/Austrian absinthe if possible.

I call it “the early bird gets the wormword” but I’m not too inlove with the name.

CarterDarter,

Grams…?

CubitOom,

Yeah, it’s all in grams.

It’s just a very small increment so it’s more useful than ounces for me (maybe this goes back into the whole study abroad thing, although I never did that).

And even though it’s all liquid, I find it a lot easier to measure by weight than using a measuring cup or jigger.

Especially if making fresh espresso, I’m going to dial in my shot by weight anyway so I don’t make bitter espresso. So I’ll have a cheap scale that is accurate within 0.01 grams at the ready.

CarterDarter,

Fair enough, thank you for explaining!

_haha_oh_wow_, in we are all made in the image of the Lord
@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

Where Gowron tho?

scytale, in Lung extensions

Death metal vocalists hate him!

oscardejarjayes, in How do y'all say GIF?

pretty sure we have solid confirmation its pronounced yiff https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/3a31a7ae-4019-4a49-8d63-67c4aff3814f.png

FrancisFeliz, in Sh*t Gold .
@FrancisFeliz@lemmy.world avatar

Sometimes I question myself if we are really intelligent beings. Who the hell thought of making coffee out of a monkey’s butt? or whatever that is.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Same energy as the people who invented birds nest soup

loudWaterEnjoyer,
@loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Lol that would be dumb af, of course it’s a cat.

RedAggroBest,

My guess is, since they eat coffee cherries, some farmer had his harvest ruined and washed the seeds out from the shit in desperation, just to get told it’s the best coffee somebody has ever had.

grayman,

You can squeeze the water out of elephant crap and drink it. Humans figured out fermentation a long time ago. This isn’t too much of a stretch given humans also know that animal poop is usable in other ways agriculturally.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

You can also use it to make an organic fleshlight.

EvolvedTurtle,

Delet plz

HessiaNerd,

the story I heard (from an Indonesian dude) was the colonial plantations didn’t allow locals to drink coffee. They noticed the civits only ate the ripest coffee berries… bla bla bla, shit coffee was the only choice and it was really good?

leaky_shower_thought,

The “who made beverage X from Y’s excrement” has been a question for ages.

to be fair, koalas do it so… maybe the great ancestor we lucked out with were avid koala watchers.

rjs001, in UBI works too
@rjs001@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Except UBI doesn’t work. It’s still based around the exploitation of foreign countries and the very basis of it is still built upon the existence of income inequality

banneryear1868, in On culinary crimes

“Americans when you deep fry butter”

recarsion, in On culinary crimes

Not american but why would you put raisins in mac n cheese?

banneryear1868, in On culinary crimes

Pineapple on pizza is such a forced debate, nobody normal sincerely cares that much, and anyone who does is either pretending or has a toddler-level approach to food. The “authentic Italian” gatekeeping is also incredibly stupid and ironic, given Italy’s history of appropriating other culture’s foods then claiming they are the arbiters of the most “authentic” version of said food.

My fav dolce pizzas to make are cinnamon date puree with pecans and brown sugar sprinkled over top, or a sliced pear/apple with brie and a Balsamic drizzle.

zalgotext,

Any contrarian food opinions are forced debate, and just plain stupid. Arguing that “pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza” is the logical equivalent to arguing “no one’s favorite color should be red”.

JusticeForPorygon,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Np ones favorite color should be Yellow

banneryear1868, (edited )

The hilarious pizza regulatory body in Italy says it’s not real pizza though!

This is maybe a hot take but some of the most authentically branded and certified pizza in Italy happened to also be some of the worst pizza I’ve ever eaten, and the best pizza I had in Italy was no better than a good quality pizza anywhere else. I mean they’re damn good pizzas, but turns out baking a circle of dough with tomato sauce and cheese on it is a pretty basic thing to do well. And yeah I know there’s complexity in all of this but it’s not materially complex. Use the proper flour and hydration, knead it well, let it cold ferment for a day, shape it properly. Oh you didn’t use the Roma tomatoes from Mt Vesuvius? Sorry not real pizza.

Also the demand for authentic Italian pizzas from foodies in North America has created some of the worst pizza abominations, because the skill required to shape a ball of dough by hand isn’t widely present in the service industry workforce. Like yeah when the right person is in it’s great, but even at these upper range places tough gummy dough inconsistently shaped is common. “Never frozen though so it’s real!” Nobody can taste the difference between frozen dough that’s been thawed, let to rise, and baked, if anything the longer ferment time makes it taste better.

If you can’t tell I detest the ironic authenticity trend in these heavily market-researched upper range investment restaurants right now. That’s not even to say the notion of authentic food is bullshit, but it seems like a lot of these type of places are more focused on creating a commodified form of what people think authentic food is, than actually making good food. Unfortunately this trend has plagued the humble pizza. I think the way to judge if a pizza is “real” is if you can consume it while walking down a street having a conversation, that’s real pizza.

What all of this effort should really go to… Italy should invalidate the Italian ancestry of anyone involved with calling Chicago deep dish “pizza.” That shit is a casserole, delicious as it may be. NOT PIZZA

Zaddy,

Ok, but raisins in Mac and cheese is a fucking affront to humanity.

banneryear1868,

I dunno cause dried fruits are pretty normally served with cheese, and if the starch was a baguette or cracker instead of pasta it would be considered almost boring. People add ketchup to mac’n’cheese which I think is gross, but to me that’s a stronger and sweeter taste than rasins.

sadcoconut, in A high-falutin' Monster Energy.

Took me longer than I’d care to admit to figure out Red Bull vodka is another name for vodka Red Bull.

_haha_oh_wow_, in How do y'all say GIF?
@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s pronounced GIF, duh.

ZombiFrancis, in On culinary crimes

Raisins? Pff. Never heard of that. Frozen green peas though? That’s where it’s at for the boxed Mac and cheese.

ciapatri,

I hate raisins either way but I love love love sauteed onions with my mac n cheese.

Misconduct,

Huh. I never thought to try that I bet it’s tasty

Peaty,

Onions makes sense though as cheese, onions and pasta are a normal combination but raisins?

zalgotext,

Apples and cheddar? Pear and brie? Peaches and balsamic?

Sweet + tangy + savory is an incredibly popular combination, so Mac and cheese + raisins isn’t all that unusual.

Also it’s subjective. You don’t have to like it, but it shouldn’t be surprising that other people do.

Peaty,

Sweet and tangy with the presence of acids and moisture from the fruit are a good combo but guess what raisins don’t have?

zalgotext,

You ever have a charcuterie board? Dried fruit and cheese are staples there, and neither are particularly moist.

I’ll say it again, it’s ok to not like a particular thing, but you shouldn’t be surprised when someone else does. Everyone’s tastes are different.

Peaty,

Fair, didn’t think of charcuterie.

player_thr33, in Am I being detaineded?

Noice

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