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Midnitte, in My wife every two weeks:

Cleaners?

Of course I know him, he’s me.

NBJack, in Fast casual

Damn…what is this, r/seattle?

Don’t forget the fact that despite it’s just a cheeseburger, it’s named “The Vonderbilt Wonder”, “Halfsie Pattsies”, or “Edmonton the Second”. Ideally on a menu so scant on details it’s hard to tell the french fries from the extra avocado.

darkpanda,

The truly fancy places call ‘em “frites”, not French fries. That way they can charge an extra three bucks for the fanciness.

Nfamwap,

And the menu doesn’t show the price like:

Cheeseburger £13

Instead you get:

Cheeseburger 13

So cool and minimalist.

rambling_lunatic, (edited )

Reminds me of that one joke from What Men Think About.

“In our restaurant, dry bread is called a crouton. It is still the same piece of slightly fried bread, but dry bread cannot cost 8 dollars, whereas a crouton can.”

youtu.be/zVDCTuyMDLE?si=2Tw4NqVt89G_oCPR

EmergMemeHologram, in Crackers

What’s wrong with doing this? I do it semi often. My wife thinks it’s weird but I’ve never regretted it.

I melt cheese on them sometimes.

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

have you considered taking a job as a mid-1600s sailor

EmergMemeHologram,

I like scuttlebutt, rum, salt cod, and I can eat a whole lemon on its own.

But I don’t like the heat or back breaking labour, so I don’t think I’d be a good fit.

SuiXi3D,
@SuiXi3D@kbin.social avatar

Doubt they did either, but it was that or starve.

intensely_human,

“I kinda like it actually”

“Shut up, Nart”

“But —“

“It’s a horrible life”

EmergMemeHologram,

I think with the British navy they hanged you for refusing service, but I haven’t decided if that’s preferable to starving.

Quadhammer,

He meant eat a ladle of cinnamon

EmergMemeHologram, (edited )

Cool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, well, I won’t be fooled again.

Isakk86,

I just thought the same thing… They are delicious

anonymouse,

I should go back to doing this instead of eating Cheetos. Sleeve of crackers and a serving spoon of peanut butter. So good.

EmergMemeHologram,

I’m feeling vindicated by this thread. I do this too and my wife comments on it, so I mostly do it when she’s not home.

Pinklink,

Someone who makes you feel like you have to hide who you are is not acting like a very good partner :( and you can tell her I said so

swab148,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

“Baby, I know we’ve been together for 12 years, but some random person on the internet said we should break up because I eat crackers, so it’s over.”

seth,

I read it as a helpful cue to shore up the small discordant point in the relationship, with saltine goodness and a little brainstorming on ways to improve the crackerage. Couples who cracker together, something something.

an_otter,
@an_otter@lemmy.world avatar

Couples who cracker together, smack ‘er together?

EmergMemeHologram,

She calls me a weirdo but she still brings me crackers and peanut butter or she makes me “cracker stew” (which is soup fully saturated with crackers) when I’m sick.

We’re good, but next time she bugs me for it I’ll repeat the message

sugar_in_your_tea,

And it’s almost healthy. Not really, but compared to Cheetos…

intensely_human,

I just realized I’ve never tried butter on an apple. Butter on fruit generally.

youCanCallMeDragon,
@youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world avatar

You gotta do it without water

Imgonnatrythis,

Are you hard of reading? Poster says you Will not regret. Don’t be so surprised.

eestileib, in I love those path

Triangle Inequality also!

mydude, in Rules for thee but not for me

Hopefully MSNBC, NYT, WaPo, NBC, PBS, CNN, Sky News will blast this for months and months. This needs to be repeatedly used for propaganda to brainwash stupid magas. It’s for their own good. We need to protect them from dangerous Trump.

Avnar, in The "Left"

Replace "The Left"™ with Jew and Conservative with Naizs and the Meme would still make sense.

RandomVideos, in The "Left"

Ive also seen people who praise Elon Musk and Trump who said that the left is far right

Thranduil, in Trig

Well its day 0 now since you technically used them in this meme even if it was only the words

flambonkscious,

Smartass!

SuckMyWang,

So you’re saying the real reason we learn about trigonometry is so we can talk about how pointless and shit it was to learn

hyperhopper,

So when I type the word “sink” I’ve used the sin() function?

Crack0n7uesday, in He who controls the spice controls the rules-based order.
Laticauda, in Rules for thee but not for me

I’m pretty sure there’s not a single person on the planet who expected them to be equally critical of both.

deaf_fish, in The "Left"

Nice. Needs more AI hands.

kibiz0r, in Rules for thee but not for me

Also said he won the election against Obama.

Treczoks, (edited ) in Forklift

Freshly certified like Staplerfahrer Klaus?

For those who don't understand the language: This is the parody of an officially sponsored training/education film. The speaker is a well-known voice for a series of traffic safety videos that were shown weekly on TV in the 70s. It starts with the ceremony of handing out the forklift operator certificates, and then follows one of those nwly minted forklift operators, describing things one should not do around or with forklifts.

This so much needs English subtitles...

AngryCommieKender,
GardenVarietyAnxiety, in Wishing you guys a happy civil war 2

But muh States’ Rights!

Facebones,

Until a republican doesn’t like that right, in which case TRAMPLE EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM WHERE’S DADDY FED 😭

Beetschnapps, (edited )

thenation.com/…/exclusive-lee-atwaters-infamous-1…

“States rights”

You start out in 1954 by saying, “n*****, . n*****, n*****” By 1968 you can’t say “ n*****”—that hurts you, backfires. So you say stuff like, uh, forced busing, states’ rights, and all that stuff, and you’re getting so abstract. Now, you’re talking about cutting taxes, and all these things you’re talking about are totally economic things and a byproduct of them is, blacks get hurt worse than whites.… “We want to cut this,” is much more abstract than even the busing thing, uh, and a hell of a lot more abstract than “ n*****.”

superduperenigma, in In the most literal and original sense of the word, this is a meme.

I’ve looked around, but can’t find a gif or video of the particular scene, but all I can think of is Ben Wyatt winning a plain blue t shirt and saying “WOAH! It’s so blue!”

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