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FlyingSquid, in 𓇋𓇩𓋴𓆰𓏜𓄤𓆑𓂋𓏏 𓅨𓂋𓇓𓅱
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I have a friend in Iceland who has spent several years teaching himself to read cuneiform for fun.

Also, people from Iceland are fucking weird.

RIP_Cheems, in title
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

GIVE ME THAT, NOW, OR I WILL COMMIT ATROSITIES UPON MAN

jenny_ball, in What a relief! I was kinda getting worried
@jenny_ball@lemmy.world avatar

i always read these in the voice of lemiwinks from South park.

syd, (edited ) in Waiting
@syd@lemy.lol avatar
  • lemmy.{various domain extensions}
  • feddit.{2 letter country codes}
  • lemmy.{an association or a username}.{com/net/org/zone}
  • lemy.{lol,nl}
  • sh.itjust.works
  • lemm.ee
  • lemmynsfw.com
  • iusearchlinux.fyi
  • pornlemmy.com
  • thelemmy.club
  • programming.dev
  • toast.ooo
  • reddthat.com
  • aussie.zone
  • monyet.cc

I believe I covered most of them :)

example,

👀

Vuraniute,
@Vuraniute@thelemmy.club avatar

thelemmy.club + programming.dev

syd,
@syd@lemy.lol avatar

👍

Annoyed_Crabby,

Hi

ninjan,

You got me covered at least!

The_other_fish,

There is another…

vox,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

sopuli

30p87,

Where lemmy.blahaj.zone?

syd,
@syd@lemy.lol avatar

👍

LeftHandedWave,

Damn straight.

syd, (edited )
@syd@lemy.lol avatar

There is no other instance starts with lemm or ends with ee, so I couldn’t group them 😄

Flaky,
@Flaky@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

ahem

syd,
@syd@lemy.lol avatar

👍

ninjan,

Love it!

superduperenigma,

pornlemmy.com

syd,
@syd@lemy.lol avatar

👍

PoolloverNathan, (edited )

What about, say, lemy.lol?

syd,
@syd@lemy.lol avatar

OMG 😱 I forgot my own instance lol

EmpathicVagrant,

Banned.

drbluefall,
@drbluefall@toast.ooo avatar

pokes

syd,
@syd@lemy.lol avatar

🍻

grant,

🍞

Syudagye, in What a relief! I was kinda getting worried
@Syudagye@pawb.social avatar

i am glad to ear that

incompetentboob, in Do yourself a favor

Coleslaw is fucking awesome you godless piece of shit.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

I can tell a lot about you from that statement.

You like pineapple on pizza.

You once played seven minutes in heaven…with your cousin

You know two facts about ducks, and they are both wrong.

mindbleach,

All we know is, he’s incompetentboob.

incompetentboob,

Are you a wizard? How did you know? It’s like you peered into my soul.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Yes, but that’s not a wand in my pocket.

saltesc,

I hope it’s not a dick. Why all these people that keep a dick in their pocket?

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

A duck’s quack does not echo. A duck weighs the same as a witch.

Tyfud,

That’s just one fact though. I’m pretty sure they debunked the no echo bit.

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Wait, isn’t seven minutes with your cousin in the dark the definition of heaven?

Also. What duck?

Sombyr,
@Sombyr@lemmy.one avatar

youtu.be/K3x8Tm7urfk?si=-_GUHpbEJN0BPash

Gestrid,

That’s an oddly specific video, and I enjoyed every second of it. XD

TheFriar,

Fuck coleslaw.

Raw cabbage or nothing. Hget your mayo off my cabbage.

JoYo,
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

you can make coleslaw with salt and vinegar. if youre not salting your veggies then you might be a rabbit.

SeeMinusMinus,
@SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar

Everyone here seems to either really like coleslaw or completely hate it. I am on team coleslaw yum: the only correct option.

Siegfried, in title

DEUS VULT

JoeDaRedTrooperYT, in Republikin
@JoeDaRedTrooperYT@lemmygrad.ml avatar

As a republican, I don’t consider the GOP republican in any way.

HipHoboHarold, in Just gotta work it in somehow.

I was gonna reply with “Sometimes the issue is racism”, but then I remembered a large part of the racism also goes back to capitalism.

Yerbouti, in God bless the imperial system and bald eagles 🦅🦅🦅🦅 (oil too)

The only way to truly experience the Montreal’s subway is through the smell.

TheRealKuni, in Stats

If we’re including all humans, the mean is likely below 1, the median is possibly 1 and possibly 0, and the mode is probably 0.

If we’re limiting to the male sex, then the mode and median are probably 2, and the mean somewhere between 1 and 2.

W3dd1e, in Stats

For every snake on Earth, there is one snake dick. Half of all snakes are female.

cmgvd3lw, in BBOOGG

Ha haCant stop laughingha ha

MinekPo1, in 6÷2(1+2)
@MinekPo1@lemmygrad.ml avatar

I’ve seen a calculator interpret 1 ÷ 2π as ½π which was kinda funny

wischi,

All calculators that are listed in the article as following weak juxtaposition would interpreted it that way.

BradPittIsGod, in BBOOGG

Woah what a funny meme 🤣

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