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audiomodder, in no window

Just shows us that Jack Donaghy is fictional

digger,
@digger@lemmy.ca avatar

I came here to see if Jack was going to mentioned.

“There are no bad ideas. Only good ideas that go horribly wrong.”

HowMany, in Where is Kevin?

I see you’re watching the holodeck episode where Captain Reynolds battles Captain Picard for Kirk’s seat on the flight deck.

Excellent episode.!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Is that the same one where Jack O’Neill slaps Wesley Crusher for not getting in the robot?

Pons_Aelius, in Shit would have gone down differently on the biggest continent, just sayin'.

Not only is he alive, he is not even in prison and is looking to run again...

baggachipz,

The mind truly boggles

Th4tGuyII,
@Th4tGuyII@kbin.social avatar

I also find it odd that his best chance of going to prison isn't even related to the fact he tried to stage a coup.
Any other person, it would've been treason and locked up for life (if not a death sentence) for even trying - no question needed.

FinalRemix,

Well, there’s also a weirdly huge number of people in places of power that’re on his side, and there’s nothing to be done about it.

UnverifiedAPK,

That’s typically how a coup takes place.

db2,

There is, but we don’t have the stomach for it. France did it once.

FinalRemix,

We could have the stomach for it, but we’d have to get through a shitload of rednecks, good ol’ boys, and the military & police.

Starshader,

That’s funny because that’s also what you will say the next time he will be in power and won’t leave. Y’all need to revolt before you pikachu face into a dictature.

Rambi,

Hasn’t France had like 5 revolutions lol

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Not to mention that a lot of federal judges are people he literally put in power

can,

Sounds like quite the flaw in the system.

Pasta4u,

Dan quale is running again ?

the_post_of_tom_joad,

Hush, potatoe head

Pasta4u,

Stacy Abraham running again ?

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Presumably because he’s somewhere in the bush with his so called “revolutionary rebel army”.

Ser_Salty,

Somewhere in the George W Bush?

LoamImprovement,

Among the bushes.

I_Has_A_Hat, in Shit would have gone down differently on the biggest continent, just sayin'.

the biggest continent

Asia?

deus,

Eurafrasia

jernej,

Isnt it afroeurasia?

homo_ignotus,

we cannot agree on a name

can,

Eurasiafrica?

Rambi,

Asiatic-Afroeurope

Rambi,

As an Afro-eurasian, yes it is Afro-eurasia.

henfredemars, in no window

The mole man who comes up the drain to wash your dishes is very shy.

rustyfish,
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

I have a dishwasher with a window and can confirm the existence of the mole man.

Catsrules,

The mole man licks them clean.

CarbonIceDragon, in no window
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

Mine has a window actually. Its a smaller countertop dishwasher tho so maybe that has something to do with it.

Sotuanduso, in Bed at 7 am really become cozy

The times I have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

Paul_279,

I also had this problem onest, but I solved it, just drink much water one hour before you go sleeping. I drink nothing, and go to the bathroom, right before I want to sleep, I drink only a little, little bit and try to sleep.

It works, Trust me.

Yea, and than I am waking 20 minutes before my alarm rings up. :)

Sotuanduso,

Every time I wake up in the middle of the night I drink like .75L of water again.

Tarastie, in An oldie but a goodie

You’ll have to strap magnets to the cat or use it’s air vortex.

If you “attach” it then it’s not falling anymore. It’s just cat on a stick.

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

It’s just cat on a stick

The favourite food of ALF!

Stalinwolf, (edited ) in Where is Kevin?
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

What exactly is going on in the background of the Death Star there? Are those windows? People working late night office jobs? Are those just a bunch of lit panels going beep-boop? Is there some technician who glances up at them occasionally and goes “Ah, shit. The samouflange (what the fuck is a samouflange?) is out on the megacondenser! Rob, could you please run a parse on panel A5D and get that boy blinky again?” and Rob is like, “You’re right, Michael. I hardly noticed.”

EDIT: Apparently it’s Cloud City. I recall this now. I’m honestly shocked that everyone has been so civil about this.

ladydascalie,

Not the Death Star, this is from empire, this would be the inside of cloud city

I_am_10_squirrels,

It’s the enterprise

merc, (edited )

It’s inside a ventilation shaft in Cloud City. Maybe people have houses that look out into the ventilation shaft, because it’s at least better than no windows at all?

To me, it looks like panel lights on a computer / machine. But, why have those indicator lights in a ventilation shaft where you only rarely have people?

Peter_Arbeitslos, in An oldie but a goodie
@Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.de avatar

DIESE KOMMENTARSEKTION IST NUN EIGENTUM DER BRD!

WackyTabbacy42069,

Ich verstehe ein bisschen Deutsch, so ich bin okay mit das. Kein Problem

KpntAutismus, in It's so annoying

i’m buffering the stress.

HawlSera, in Shit would have gone down differently on the biggest continent, just sayin'.

Unfortunately America is way too concerned with decorum in order to actually follow the rule of law. There is this idea that if we just simply pretend that everything is fine and that are enemies simply have different ideas instead of actively Desiring our debts, that everything will work itself out in the end.

If we had a functioning government that actually gave a shit about criminal justice and stamping out corruption, they would have slapped the cuffs on Donald Trump on January 6th, and his public hanging would have been a ratings extravaganza.

I am not advocating for violence against Donald trump, I merely stating that our constitution says that if a president refuses to give up power or behaves in a treasonous manner, hanging is how you deal with that.

Saeculum, in An oldie but a goodie

Sadly, the design is unfeasible as eventually the rotational force either separates the bread from the butter, or liquidises the internal organs of the cat when they reach peak generating speed.

The rapid disassembly of the mechanism can cause quite an amount of damage as well.

radioactiveradio,

It’s ight they got nine lives.

Masimatutu,

Perhaps we can limit the speed by increasing the strength of the generator… but of course that introduces the risk of ripping the cat apart from raw force

humorlessrepost, in no window

The dishes are naked taking a bath. They’re just shy.

Peter_Arbeitslos, in An oldie but a goodie
@Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.de avatar

Wo endet der Stock im letzten Bild?

Masimatutu,

zehr lustig

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