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Paul_279, in An oldie but a goodie

Amerikanische Ingenieurskunst.

Los, Deutsche wir bauen damit ein Flugzeug.

Masimatutu,
Peter_Arbeitslos,
@Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.de avatar

Deutsche, besetzt die Kommentarsektion!

conorab, in Sure it is

Who took a photo of this community?

Nobody,

Shop a stock photo meme on the top left, and it’s dead on.

Late2TheParty, in What the hell is going on at Wikipedia?
@Late2TheParty@lemmy.world avatar

This is what happens when we don’t donate to support a free Wiki.

Or, something.

moosetwin, in What the hell is going on at Wikipedia?
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The citation, regardless of where it leads, makes this funnier.

kandoh, in oh no a kid somewhere is saying 'rizz' what will I possibly do

Every person my age delights in Gen Z slang. It’s probably my favorite thing about that generation

BeardedSingleMalt, in Bed at 7 am really become cozy

It takes me 2 hours to fall sleep at night.

Or in the 7 minutes between the snooze button.

jray4559, in What the hell is going on at Wikipedia?
@jray4559@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Man, that is an unfortunate wikipedia page this picture is on.

dimath, in Where is Kevin?

Black color projector screen? What’s going on here?

FlexibleToast,

It’s incredibly common to border the project screen with black. projectorscreen.com/…/The-Best-Type-of-Projector-…

Mothra, in You just kind of get numb and accept it after a while
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Nah, listen, things can change. This may become a public transport commute, a walk, or you may not even go at all if you work from home. But what really sucks is when you are unemployed, and yes I speak from experience on all of these examples

radioactiveradio,

I’ve been unemployed for two week and it doesn’t suck. I can do what I want when I want. What really sucks is eventually being broke after running out of money.

Mo5560,

I assume different people have different needs, but I feel so much more content with life when I get up early and drive my bike to work/Uni. Having some structure forced onto me is just way easier than living from day to day. But I have also struggled with depression in the past, I may require it more than others do.

tocopherol,
@tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

People that really enjoy being unemployed might have only had jobs that didn’t feel fulfilling or were degrading, annoying or whatever. I used to feel great without work, between jobs because I worked shitty places. Now I have a job doing more useful work with a better environment and it feels nice to be there.

I agree with the depression also, it’s easy for me to procrastinate and be unproductive and live more slovenly, but when I am working more it does force me into a bit better of a routine.

UnculturedSwine,

Maybe it’s because I lucked into a career that I can be content in but I would rather be employed than unemployed even if I was able to sustain myself through my unemployment. I’m happier if I have a job from which I can derive a sense of purpose and duty. If I was a multimillionaire, I would probably either volunteer or still be working.

radioactiveradio,

Well, working for someone else and working for yourself is different i guess. Drawing cool characters and manga for myself than working for some company making garbage for social media. I don’t consider that 'work 'cuz I love it and have fun. It’s more of a playtime for me. I’m just saying I’d rather be doing that than making ads or editing corporate videos with that jarring background music all day.

UnculturedSwine,

I literally work in tech configuring and troubleshooting servers all day. I wouldn’t really call it fun but it is fulfilling.

Buttons,
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

I bet you’ve been doing it less than 5 years? Give it time, you’ll see past the fulfilling part eventually.

UnculturedSwine,

I’ve been doing it for 12…

freebee,

It’s fun for the first few months. Catch up on games movies etc. Gets boring after a few months, most people need goals in life and find it hard to set them for themselves…

radioactiveradio,

And what goals would I be getting done making advertisements to feed on people’s time? I felt like a zombie when I was working. I do understand that if you get a job you really love doing and don’t feel like what you’re putting in your time in isn’t pointless. But that kind of job is very hard to find, and you definitely can set goals for yourself. Opensource projects are a good example of that. Mangas, indie games, etc. You just need enough drugs to make it work.

freebee,

It’s not impossible, but it can be hard. A job offers some obligated (often real life) social interaction. Might be annoying sometimes, but none at all isn’t healthy either. Many people really aren’t capable of setting goals for themselves, having their own business or networks etc. Most jobs offer more than money to an employee, the employee might not realise it themselves.

Zink,

“You just need enough drugs to make it work”

You figured out the name of my memoir!

Zink,

I’ve had two multi-month stretches of unemployment since the start of covid, and before that I was employed for 15+ years straight.

The “not working” part never got old. I am a chill person and a homebody so it was wonderful sometimes.

The part about not earning money, yeah that sucked. Living below our means for years made sure that the financial side wasn’t life-shattering, but it was still a huge hit.

SobelOperator,
@SobelOperator@reddthat.com avatar

True. Most of us are just working to buy our financial independence. Having my own business is even more challenging.

I’ve been trying for more than a decade and still poor (doing better than before but still poor), but that’s still the plan for me.

flames5123,

Yeah I like my public transit commute with walk. Gives me a good 10 minute meditation time in the morning. Sure, I’d prefer to not have to go in, but it’s nice that it’s free for me to do that since the company has the unlimited pass.

umbraroze, in What the hell is going on at Wikipedia?
@umbraroze@kbin.social avatar

Oh how quaint, someone has discovered that Wikipedia can be vandalised. I'll have to have you know that that came to us a a real surprise in 2001. Things are more manageable these days. People usually notice these things.

blaine,

This isn't vandalism. It's on a page about LGBT slang.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/-ussy

getoffthedrugsdude, in Chop chop I don't have all day

Do the shutterstock logo

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Best I can do is a shuttlecock

HelixDab2, in Seeing people realize they cant openly criticize a certain group committing genocide or they may lose their jobs

Why is it that this sounds suspiciously like a “Jews run the media so you can’t criticize Israel” kind of post?

seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Nope. There are laws. It’s not a conspiracy theory.

HelixDab2,

The fact that there are anti-BDS laws doesn’t make this not a conspiracy. Moreover, anti-BDS laws haven’t yet been tested in courts; given that groups like the ACLU oppose them as infringing on legitimate political speech, I think that there’s solid reason to say that they’re unconstitutional. Esp. since BDS is intended to target the country, and not the people.

seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I said “not a conspiracy theory”. Big difference.

HelixDab2,

Here’s my issue:

The conspiracy theory behind this is that Jews control everything, and that’s why anti-BDS laws exist. Jewish media overlords don’t like mean things being said about Israel, so they pull the strings on their puppet politicians, and make them dance.

The reality is a couple of things. First, Israel is an ally of the US, and politicians have burned a lot of political capital propping the country up for the last 60-odd years. There’s a bit of a sunk-cost fallacy there; we need to keep supporting Israel, rather than finding new and less-sucky friends in the middle east (like, I dunno, maybe apologizing to Iraq for fucking their whole country over with the shah?, not that they’re great, but we def. made that particular pile of shit). The other one is that evangelical Christians need to support Israel, because they believe that Jesus is going to return as the Messiah in Jerusalem, to the Jews. Anything that can potentially threaten the possibility of Israel controlling Jerusalem would undercut their religious beliefs, so they really want to dump money into Israel. (No, that’s not a bad joke, or conspiracy theory itself; I can probably find links to sermons of guys like Greg Locke saying as much; they don’t like Jews, since Jews are Christ-killers, but they need Jews to usher in the apocalypse. AFAIK, this is pretty mainstream evangelical stuff.) Evangelicals have a lot of power in this country, even if they’re not that large of a population any more. Republicans are largely controlled by them, which is part of the reason that you won’t see any republicans opposing aid to Israel.

Anyway, BDS would threaten the support for Israel; therefore, anti-BDS is generally favored by Dems, and completely supported by Republicans.

seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I agree with most of that, but I think you’re reading a lot into two sentences.

This type of thinking is exactly what the Israeli lobby wants. If you can conflate any criticism of Israel with antisemitism, then you can silence critics and make other people afraid to speak up. (Of course, some criticism of Israel is antisemitic, but it’s dangerous to start from that assumption.)

null,

Projection.

DragonTypeWyvern,

“Certain groups” is a pretty big dogwhistle compared to “a certain nation”

TOGG,

“certain group”

bitsplease,

Honestly this is a big problem with being able to criticize Isreal in good faith - it’s all too easy to be taken as an antisemite.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure loads of antisemites are out there pretending to be concerned about Gaza while actually just using it as an excuse to hate jews - but the OP is describing very real issues - like the thing with Havard just last week where companies were rescinding job offers based on who supported Gaza and condemned Isreal

clearleaf, in 2 genders

A male man can become a feman but not the other way around.

Perditija,

Feman is just a femboy who grew up

captain_aggravated, in Choose your vehicle
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

This is why I drive a small pickup truck, I’m compensating for my quite large penis.

DaBabyAteMaDingo,

I’m so sorry to hear that 😢

Can you donate half of it for people in need? I’ll gladly take on that burden for you, my friend 🧔‍♀️

FlexibleToast,

Same. I could only get the small truck and small boat.

hactar42, in Bed at 7 am really become cozy

My new thing is to fall asleep around 10-11 pm, then wake up around midnight and not be able to go back to sleep until 2-3 am. That or wake up for like 10-15 minutes every hour or two all night long.

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