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ekZepp, (edited ) in God bless the imperial system and bald eagles 🦅🦅🦅🦅 (oil too)
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You forgot London Subway.

londen_metro-1650262344

Grass,

Mind the gap

ReakDuck,

Omg I even dreamed that after hearing this non stop on the class vacation. It follows you through the day and dream.

Grass,

Some of the stations have a frighteningly large gap. I didn’t take it seriously until I almost fell in one.

ReakDuck,

Oh thats actually something to keep in mind 🤡

ReakDuck,

Btw

ComradePedro,
@ComradePedro@lemmy.ml avatar

They didn’t. The UK isn’t cummunist enough

ekZepp,
@ekZepp@lemmy.world avatar

… ? Cummunist? It is some kind of fetish?

dutchkimble,

Cummunist on fascist

ComradePedro,
@ComradePedro@lemmy.ml avatar

Yes. It’s when you seize the means of reproduction.

sag, in Which pill do you choose?
@sag@lemy.lol avatar

Red Pill

Valmond,

Okay, its 2024 and you are 6 years old. What do you do now?

cyclohexane, in Which pill do you choose?

Red one gives you both. Literally. Just buy Bitcoin or something.

MalachaiConstant,

Except if you have a pretty good life and don’t want to mess up the timeline that led you there.

Anticorp, (edited )

It gives you both, but at what cost? If you have a spouse or child, that’s probably not going to happen again in round two. You’re going to make different decisions that take you on a different life path. Even if you made the same decisions, is your significant other actually going to fall in love with you when you’re going on the first date with 10 years of history already? You’re not going to bring that new relationship energy with you and you’re going to seem weird since you already know them so well. Even if you win them over, you won’t have the same kid. The odds of the same sperm finding the same egg are millions to one, possibly even higher since you probably won’t do it on that exact day. What about all your lifelong friends? Are you actually going to form meaningful relationships at 6 or 10 years old when you have the mind of a 30 year old, or whatever you are by that time? Probably not. I think the cost to go back would be very high.

Allero,

Completely depends on your age

As a person who didn’t yet get love of my life or children, red pill is a pure win

efstajas,

The red pill sounds like absolute horror. I’d desperately try to get all the good things in my life back, and probably mess shit up bad.

Though on the other hand, there are obviously a bunch of “you were a young idiot”-type mistakes that I’d want to undo…

CallumWells,

Except it doesn’t specify that you go back in time to when you were 6 years old, but that you “restart your life at 6 years of age” so a fairly reasonable interpretation would be that you’ll be a 6 year old in 2024. Monkeys paw and all that.

Now, I personally think it’s more interesting if it did mean that you went back in time.

Jarix,

Thats actually even better than just restarting. I already want to make it to 120 to see what 3 different centuries looks so this would make that unrealistic goal so much more accomplishable. Also i will have an idea of what medical things im going to look into and see what options i would have as a kid today vs 40+ years ago

psud, (edited )

Search YouTube for 82 year old carnivore. She makes 120 look possible.

Found the link:

youtu.be/mnWdsEzx8F0?si=FVDe1j5IsJUk9iv4

Soulcreator, (edited )

Totally agree. 10 million dollars will never buy me those years back. With remote work I could probably make enough of a living to get by until I age back into adulthood. At the age of 6 I’d have a higher brain plasticity, so I literally could get smarter faster only this time I could direct all of my potential into something a little more useful then just learning how the world works. With modest investing I could easily get to 10 mil by the time I’m at my current age just due to compound interest.

And lastly I could easily reach 120, and with medical advancement who knows!

The more I think about it, being six years old again really wouldn’t be that bad at all.

Edit: Assuming I’m still me but only younger, it’s not like I’d have to go back to school again as I already have diplomas proving I’ve done that before. So I could probably just tell any potential employees that I have dwarfism until I age back up. With the right clothes, hair, and possibly a little makeup (to make me look older than 6), the second I open my mouth no one would believe I’m six and would assume I have some kind of congenital disease.

psud,

I’d worry about the bad side of the $10M if it’s monkey paw.

Anyway I want to see the sea level rise chaos. So no down side

Valmond,

That supposes you timetravel back, which is probably what OP meant. But not 100% sure :-)

Xanis, in Which pill do you choose?

Red.

I could see my Mom again.

camelbeard,

Money is just a tool to get the things we want anyway.

psud,

Money can’t bring back mother

camelbeard,

That was actually my point, you don’t go for money because you want money. You go for money because you want things money can get you, house, car, safety, status, etc (different for everyone). In this case money can’t even get you what you really want, so it’s a useless tool.

FlyingSquid, in Which pill do you choose?
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I take both pills. Try and stop me, motherfucker.

0x0,

The purple pill?

Zabjam, (edited )

You are 10 million years old and get $6

praise_idleness, (edited ) in I was able to learn React though

I once made a PR changing a = f(b) from a = “” if b == “” else f(b). About six months later still in pending review. I get that people have their own shit but damn.

edit) Sorry. Clarified the code.

emptiestplace,

It seems like you are implying this is an obvious optimization, regardless of context. Why do we not care what’s going on with b?

orgrinrt, (edited )

Yeah, the two aren’t equivalent and the original has more conditions than the new one, so without context this just doesn’t make sense in this example.

A is “” only when B is also “”, otherwise we return f()

In the new one we simply say that regardless of what B is, we’ll just call f(), entirely skipping the case where B == “”.

Probably this specific condition checking was moved to the inner scope of f(), but this example does not tell us (who don’t know the context) that. Or maybe the check is redundant, but that also isn’t signaled in any way.

Or then maybe I’m just oblivious to the optimization, in which case I can see why the maintainer would take their time figuring that out. It’s not anything obvious based on that alone, at least to me, and I would say I have some experience in this field.

Edit: But yeah this is basically just semantics, I’m sure they gave apt description in the PR, so the context would be explained there and none of this really matters. I just like to ruminate about little things like this for some reason. Didn’t mean to imply they didn’t do a good PR, just that this specific example was either confusing or confused.

praise_idleness,

I’ve missed the f(b) part. Edited.

Sekrayray, in Which pill do you choose?

Taking the red pill operates under the assumption that you’ll actually survive to this point in your life again. Maybe you were one second away from dying in a car accident at several points, and taking that red pill will lead to a series of events that causes your death.

sus, (edited )

If you look at the usa, less than 0.5% of children die between the ages of 6 and 18. The least likely age for you to die is 8-9 years old, and from about 12 and up the death chance increases pretty rapidly. A 30 year old is already about twice as likely to die as a 19 year old…

so for most people this won’t apply. If you survived abusive or negligent parents though, maybe it’s different

drdiddlybadger,
@drdiddlybadger@pawb.social avatar

This is the thing for me. I have had too many near misses that aren’t even spectacular. I don’t know if I could survive the dice roll again like that.

psud, (edited )

Yep. Red pill here. I had an easy early life. My parents loved me, school was fun and I was good at it

My town has few dangerous car accidents

I could keep all my Lego manuals, not let my sister cut the red space men’s helmets into red hair

I was 6 in the 80s

I probably couldn’t stop my sister

Demuniac,

You could also die tomorrow and the red pill could save you.

lud,

I feel like the blue pill is more likely to save you. Especially in countries with bad healthcare.

Demuniac,

Depending on how old you are there are so many investments that get you far over that 10 mil, but yes healthcare is a really valid point for taking the blue pill

lud,

I really don’t feel there is a need for more money. 100 million is a fuck ton of money.

Demuniac,

Sure, but the image says 10 mil.

lud,

Sorry, I was thinking in my converted currency.

10 million USD is still a LOT of money.

kuberoot,

By the same logic, you might be seconds away from dying if you take the blue pill, I don’t think that’s a great argument alone. It’s more a trade of time, letting you try to fix any regrets, relive the frivolous times, and buying yourself extra time, at the cost of having to go through dependent days again.

Does it increase your chance of dying before you can enjoy your reward? Sure.

Does it also increase the amount of time you get to enjoy it, on average? I’d imagine yes.

killeronthecorner, in I was able to learn React though
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

You made this?

Fork

I made this

RedWeasel, (edited )

Now everone expects you to be the maintainer. You get a lot of bug reports.

redcalcium,

Then you ghost them and wait for the next sucker to fork your fork.

Steve,

Fork deez nuts

_dev_null,
@_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz avatar

Got 'em

vzq,

LOOK AT ME. I’M THE MAINTAINER NOW.

gravitas_deficiency, in Which pill do you choose?

Knowledge respawn, easily. 10M is chump change compared to what you could make just diamond handing two pizzas worth of BTC in 2010

tacotroubles, in Wrong explanations only

Your girlfriend (whom you still love even though she got turned into a worm) introducing you to her new family.

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

*introducing you to her new male friends

StopSpazzing,
@StopSpazzing@lemmy.world avatar

Fking tiktok trend.

Jake_Farm, in Wrong explanations only
@Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz avatar

Clearly how you summon Shai Hulud.

survivalmachine,

This comment has been reported. OP clearly stated “Wrong answers only.”

boywar3,

Bless the Maker and His water

Siegfried, in Wrong explanations only

Worms being converted to Christianity

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks,

“They just left him out in the sun to die? He does get us.”

joranvar,

You can see the wololo-waves radiating from a cross if you put it in the earth.

MacNCheezus, in Wrong explanations only
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

What the heck is even the right explanation for this?

Gormadt, in Cringe
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I was homeless for 8 years and a good portion of that I lived in my car

What I wouldn’t have given to have a safe place to park each night during that time

It’s better than a tent, but not by much

andrew_bidlaw,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Any pro tips on that? Shit feels like I can share this fate anytime soon.

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Having financial plans in place is very important, I know it’s hard but making a savings account will help a lot. Even if you just set it up so that $20 a week goes to it it will help.

Most Americans can’t afford a $500 emergency so your first goal will be getting to that point in a savings account. Your second goal will be getting to that point plus having funds in your account for you deductibles for your insurances (car, health, renters, etc). Then your out of pocket max for health.

It’s a slow roll building a savings account and it’s hard to leave it alone but it will help a lot.

Of course even then it’s still pretty nerve wracking so one thing that I’ve done is get a line of credit with my credit union and some credit cards with really high limits that I pay off every month and only use for like gas or groceries. That way they stay open and in the event of a financial emergency that surpasses my savings I’m not completely fucked. Which saved my ass 2 years ago when I had to have emergency dental surgery 3 times in one year. ($10k that I’m still paying off)

Basically trying not to over extend yourself financially will help immensely.

But a massive help is having a healthy social safety net.

andrew_bidlaw,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Thank you for writing that. I felt like credit card taught me to be a little irresponsible with cash (even though I payed for everything from debit straight away - I thought this two-step payment would better my score and limit for the future, lol), so I blocked it, but from that angle it really makes sense to have one in case of emergencies.

Paying for three dentals in a row can be only topped by the constant dental pain itself. If you budget didn’t crumble under that weight, with your situation, you are a tugboat called Unsinkable (or even Unthinkable?). I’m not joking, I can’t imagine it now, even though I’m housed and have some people I can loan from. It’s just too much.

Why’s that much discipline and intellect is needed to stay alive while poor? Stereotypes paints poor people as lazy and stupid. Is there a special program I can apply to and stop caring at all? Doubt so ):

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

My finances took a huge hit due to that and basically had me plate spinning for awhile.

Now that I’ve only got a few thousand left to pay it’s a lot easier.

The fun thing about stereotypes is that they are just blanket statements that apply to basically none of them.

Are there some lazy and stupid poor people? Yes, but they exist all along the financial spectrum.

The discipline necessary for having credit cards with high limits makes things really tough (trust me I know)

CaptPretentious, in Which pill do you choose?

Red pill.

While I could retire right now with the blue pill, I wouldn’t be happy.

Red pill means I could spend more time and cultivate a better relationships with the people who actually matter to me. I’d spend a lot more time with my great grandparents.

I could also focus on being true to who I am and not being who I thought others wanted. Basically be who I was in college… But now at 6.

Of course, I could make all the right investments to make a lot of money.

I wouldn’t want to just go into the same career. While I might for a while, honestly I’d have the knowledge and money to take a run at a political career.

psud, (edited )

Also get your preferred user name on every online service created after you turned 6

CaptPretentious,

I hadn’t thought of that, but it’s genius.

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