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Geek_King, in Discord | Your Place to Talk and Hang Out

This feels less meme like and more advertisy. Plus who the shit hasn’t heard of discord before?

kworpy, in I value this meme at eleventy billion and won't take a cent less

“This comment is an NFT and if you screenshot this I will sue your ass without hesitation. Please paypal me 4500 USD if you would like this comment, and don’t mess with me. I got my whole crypto gang on my side. We will fuck you up if you try stealing this comment, so don’t fuck with us.”

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Why are they asking for fiat currency?

Tremont,

“This comment is an NFT and if you screenshot this I will sue your ass without hesitation. Please paypal me 4500 USD if you would like this comment, and don’t mess with me. I got my whole crypto gang on my side. We will fuck you up if you try stealing this comment, so don’t fuck with us.”

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Oops https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/456e4d93-6ef7-459c-8c9f-5fb0ff720256.jpeg

Omega_Haxors,

I’m a gamer and we dont fuck

RIP_Cheems, in Enjoy your Call of Duty
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

410.13 GB? ARE YOU SERIOUS?

ILikeBoobies,

System req for the newest is 150gb, or half of that if you already have 2 other games installed

ohlaph, in The second coming is near

I thought I had heard them all but blasting rope is a first gor me, haha.

LinkOpensChest_wav, in Discord | Your Place to Talk and Hang Out

This discord thing looks promising. Maybe it will get popular.

mykneedoesnthurt, in The second coming is near
@mykneedoesnthurt@kbin.social avatar

Wait Waluigi Hentai? What is that?

lolola,
@lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

u tryna end up in that garden too huhhttps://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/11b7ebc9-3e33-483d-b8d4-f26858c141a8.jpeg

Rhynoplaz,

Hot as hell. That’s what.

half_built_pyramids, (edited )

Alexa google waluigi inflation rute 34

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

With or without vore?

mykneedoesnthurt,
@mykneedoesnthurt@kbin.social avatar

Oh wow thanks everybody for the warm responses... I don't understand what some of these things mean, so... you know... going to google this.

And again guys, thanks for the help.

Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

The reason I can’t be with anybody under 7’7”.

WarmSoda,

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.

nonailsleft,

Don’t play dumb yeezy boy

Kanda, in I value this meme at eleventy billion and won't take a cent less

The Mona Lisa is just a canvas with paint on it

Honytawk,

You forgot the part that it is 500 years old and made by a significant historical figure.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

And it’s got “This is a fake” written in felt-tip pen on the canvas.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a good thing they haven’t X-Rayed it yet. That might change the course of history. Although I suppose not as much as stopping life from ever existing on the Earth in the first place.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Yeah. We’ve just got to hope that no one manages to re-create the missing verses to Kubla Khan.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Pff. You get a time machine out of the deal. Worth it.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

And have to live with a couch stuck in your stairway? Not a trade-off I’d be willing to make.

Kanda,

So if an NFT was 500 years old and made by Obama then it would be the same?

MaxHardwood,

Fine art is valued for taxation and insurance purposes

UnverifiedAPK,

So I have news for about NFTs…

tubaruco, in The second coming is near

what does the term “blasting rope” mean? (im not a native english speaker)

HappyMeatbag,
@HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org avatar

Ejaculating

funkajunk,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

When a man ejaculates it can have the appearance of a rope or string, especially if it is the result of a powerful orgasm.

KillerTofu,

Some funky junk spitting facts instead of ropes.

funkajunk,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

I don’t remember saying I wasn’t blasting rope

bdonvr, (edited )

It’s also definitely not something you’ll ever hear.

From a Google search I think this post made it up anyway. Most results are this post, Urban dictionary only added it in 2018.

funkajunk,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

You need to bone up on your reading

bdonvr, (edited )

I mean I know “ropes” could be used to mean that. But “blasting ropes” specifically isn’t really a thing.

In any case it’s very uncommon.

Rootiest,
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

In any case it’s very uncommon.

Maybe in your house 😏

funkajunk,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

Anything is a thing, everything is made up, and you’re only going to be disappointed trying to moderate others!

xpinchx,

I heard of “throwing rope” as far back as 2010.

rotopenguin,
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

As a native speaker, it isn’t any particular phrase that I’ve ever heard before. Therefore it’s a sex thing

Ambiorickx,

I assume that anything in slang or music that I don’t understand is either about sex or drugs.

redcalcium, in The second coming is near

“You do you, bro 👍”

— Jesus probably

Holzkohlen,

Dude cured the blind, least he could do is lend a hand.

Deestan, in Discord | Your Place to Talk and Hang Out

is this memes

FlyingSquid, in The second coming is near
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Come on. How could that be a sin?

ComradeChairmanKGB,
@ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Nobody jerks off to waluigi more than Jesus.

BambiDiego,

Because he wasn’t fully erect.

Anything below black diamond hardness is a sin when it comes to Waluigi

ICastFist, in I value this meme at eleventy billion and won't take a cent less
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

OP, I’ll buy it for eleventy billion and one spiff coins.

M500, in The second coming is near

Did he try to intervene with any of them?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

God did a lot of miracles 2000-3000 years ago. Today, not so much.

PsychedSy,

To be fair, killing yourself is the right thing to do if you cause so much suffering.

RIP_Cheems, in I value this meme at eleventy billion and won't take a cent less
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

You don’t even buy the photo, you buy the hyperlink to the photo. In a sense, your buying the treasure map to gold, but you can’t have the gold.

Flumsy,

Its like buying gold on the stock market pretty much. You cant have it in your hands but you still own it and it has value

Freesoftwareenjoyer,

No, you buy a certificate of ownership. That’s what NFT is.

simple, in Discord | Your Place to Talk and Hang Out

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