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Pantherina, in Recursive authentication

Aegis Authenticator. Dont trust MS or Google your stuff

runswithjedi, in Gotta stay grounded.
Zoboomafoo,

That’s most of the way to the anime girl laser machine

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

snip

Phegan, in God bless the imperial system and bald eagles 🦅🦅🦅🦅 (oil too)

Honestly, I care less about how a subway station looks than how the system itself works and its coverage. Unfortunately the US has neither. If we want to fix one thing, its function and coverage, not aesthetic.

Iron_Lynx,

I’m with OP on the being had in the first half. Though I’d add, with a little bit of added effort, you can fix both. The fact that the US can do neither is, in my book, a failure of policy.

EvilEyedPanda, in Gotta stay grounded.

They’re so obsessed with buying up as much land as possible, I say we send them hurtling toward it from space, so they can become one with that which they love so much!

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Nah that’s too lofty for them, i think in a just world they would have to produce labor like the rest of us, death and space is too kind a fate. (Not that labor is bad, but they think its a fate worse than death)

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Real talk, they know there’s enough mineral wealth in the asteroid belt that even some of it could make either A) everyone effectively rich or B) everyone a slave to their massive wealth forever. They’re voting with their rockets.

EvilEyedPanda,

It’s B, the more money we have the less power they have over us.

pennomi,

That plus the land grab that always happens when a new unsettled area is colonized. Yeah the moon is a horrible place to live, but if you get a parcel of land for free, and a place to live safely there, I bet a lot of people would be tempted.

Rhynoplaz, in Phantom of the Opera

I believe this would be Opera of the Phantoms.

rwhitisissle, in One does not simply

How is this a meme? It just looks like a movie poster or album cover.

FunderPants, in Phantom of the Opera

Man, people are weird.

altasshet, in Gotta stay grounded.

Solution: Rocket propelled guillotines

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

They are carbon-negative.

zout,

I'd go with hydraulic cilinders. Lot's of people have died accidently using those, so should work perfect when it's not an accident.

HotsauceHurricane,

The main problem is the excess blood in the ship after the deed. Its mainly water and water in space uncontained is bad news. Best just to space the fuckers.

rockerface,

Just reuse the blood to power the hydraulics, problem solved

Bytemeister, (edited )

Hydraulic guillotines already exist. My partner used them in their lab.

zout,

They are also used to cut firewood.

Viking_Hippie,

Why was your partner killing rich people in their lab and do they need help?

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

More cost effective solution: space (verb) billionaires (noun)

Eldritch,

50lb neodymium magnets. They’ll destroy themselves colliding again each other. But we can use the heads of the wealthy to stop it. Even in zero g.

MeetInPotatoes,

This sounds like giant flying cigar cutters to me.

BreakDecks, in Gotta stay grounded.
einlander, (edited )

So many unwanted memories

Sabata11792,
@Sabata11792@kbin.social avatar

I was just going to suggest adding rockets to the blade, but this sends a message.

metallic_z3r0, in Phantom of the Opera

Maybe Danny Phantom should be more open to the possibility of traumatized ghosts.

davel, in This will hurt some people 🤕
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

That is something that doesn’t seem American but is.

YoShipsWalksHere,

Yeah the meme is incorrect

HikingVet, in El paso! Ándale wey

Awww, were you turned down by Mr. Private citizen?

HikingVet, in Awesome strategy

Looks like someone is a little obsessed.

AnxiousDater101, in Phantom of the Opera
Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

Reading this must be what dyslexia feels like.

Ipodjockey, in Gotta stay grounded.
@Ipodjockey@lemmy.world avatar

Nah man a couple springs and a crank and you got yourself a bonafide space rated head separation apparatus.

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