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solrize, in $1 grilled cheese

This was basically Blondies Pizza back in the day. Also the nitter thread is from 2019.

thiccdiccnicc,
@thiccdiccnicc@sh.itjust.works avatar

Gotta give the cheeser another chance

originalucifer, in Looking at you, Google and Unity.
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

reddit belongs on that list

Chakravanti, in I'm tired, Boss

There will be no 2030 for human life.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,
  • REMINDME: 7 YEARS *
massive_bereavement, in If I didn't laugh I'd cry
@massive_bereavement@kbin.social avatar

Bold of you thinking we will be around in 50 years.

Kosta554, in $1 grilled cheese
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Hehehehe.

Kosta554, in Youtube is at it again
@Kosta554@feddit.nl avatar

As if the fines are big enough for them to care.

nightdice,

Depends what the EU investigation ends up at. They’re known to take decent chunks at least.

dorron, in Why? Are we not doing enough?

Lemmy tickles the same part of my brain without all the corporate bs - less content makes me scroll less, but less toxicity makes it worth it

I feel like Ive found my people and I ain’t leaving

ReakDuck,

I feel you

Mischala, in Looking at you, Google and Unity.

but we want more money… And therefore deserve it. I don’t see what the problem is here

  • every CEO ever, I presume
Daft_ish,

Isn’t that a novel idea. Just work to make things better and if you succeed you have profits and if you don’t back to the drawing board.

Ahhh, what a world we could live in. Back to slumming I guess.

omni_memer, in Why? Are we not doing enough?

It was always bound to happen after a massive user gain. Frankly, we should be quite happy we can get over 400 comments in a thread. That’s not insubstantial for a very niche platform.

HiddenLayer5, in I'm tired, Boss
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

All of you using adblockers are pathetic. You’ll willingly deprive companies of their revenue just because you can’t be bothered to see a few ads? It’s not like ads are harmful or anything!

…hang on I think porn just started playing on my computer I have to find where the popup is and close it… Right after I close this other popup that says I’ve won 69 trillion dollars, and this one for dick pills, and this one for free vbucks, and that one saying I have 420 viruses on my PC, and this one looks like it’s trying to download ransomware, and… Damn my battery just died from all the extra processing power those popups needed. Uh but adblock is still evil though, don’t forget that.

Zerush, in I'm tired, Boss
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Catsrules, (edited ) in $1 grilled cheese

What happens if i pay $1.50?

Do I get .50 back? Or do i get half a sandwich or do I just get bread or just cheese or a bread with cheese but not grilled?

Land_Strider,

Read section: bottom left; No change given, sort out your own shit.

morgunkorn,
@morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Cyndi B @spintheiryarns 7 Jun 2019 Replying to @tinymediaempire

what happens if i give you $1.37

Daniel Danger @tinymediaempire 7 Jun 2019

i round down so you get one grilled cheese and i get a 37 cent tip and also i put you on a mental list for being a troublemaker

AlpineSteakHouse,

If you can pay someone $1.50, then you can pay them $1. You can’t even pull a “I don’t have a smaller bill” or other shit.

If you try to pay $1.50 then you’re just being a trouble maker.

LoamImprovement,

I imagine they throw the coins back at your face along with the grilled cheese.

Catsrules,

I was thinking maybe they bake the coins in with the grilled cheese . Who doesn’t live a chocking hazard/chipped tooth?

LoamImprovement,

I thought that at first but that seems too artisanal.

owenfromcanada,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

He’ll make you two sandwiches, but he’ll take three bites out of one of them.

StarManta, in Looking at you, Google and Unity.

Enshittification

QuandaleDingle, (edited )

Many blind sheep hate that buzzword, but no other word describes capitalistic failure and greed like it.

feedum_sneedson,

Catabolic phase of capitalism

lemmyseizethemeans, in Looking at you, Google and Unity.

I know let’s make subscription model loot box pay to win

Omega_Haxors,

!!

Don’t give them ideas!!

hiyidef646, (edited ) in Looking at you, Google and Unity.

Most of these companies have one thing in common: indian CEOs. Not meaning to be racist, but it’s not a mere coincidence.

casmael,

Ahh yes riccitiello, a fine Indian name if ever I heard one. Fuck outta here with your racial observations.

hiyidef646,

I said most companies. Google, microsoft, etc.

Mozingo,
@Mozingo@lemmy.world avatar

So two? I can think of way more shitty tech companies without Indian CEOs than with.

Amazon, Twitter, Reddit, Bandcamp, Facebook, Unity, EA, Tumblr, Activision-Blizzard, Spotify, AirBnB, Uber, Snapchat, Netflix, Zoom, Bytedance, Hulu, Tinder, Epic, FTX, Apple, Tencent, Verizon, Cloudflare.

I’m honestly having trouble thinking of any other companies than Google and Microsoft. Very much not “most”.

Denvil,

Elon, a famous Indian CEO

casmael,

Wow he is 100% Indian it’s such a coincidence!

IAmHisBiggestSpoon, (edited )

To be fair, you wouldn’t guess his African descent at first glance.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

You were racist without meaning to be. Which makes you a racist, still.

hiyidef646,

My apologies

paddirn,

I’d assume it’s because there’s probably a lot of Indians at tech companies in general. Personally I’ve seen alot in tech jobs, but also one random statistic I saw said 1/3 of all software engineers and 10% of tech company CEOs are of Indian origin, so it’s a fairly significant number.

MotoAsh,

You know what’s even more common amongst CEOs than being Indian? Using capitalism to organize and run the business.

It’s not indian CEOs, you utter numpty. It’s basic greed.

hiyidef646,

My bad. I wasn’t meaning to be racist.

Omega_Haxors, (edited )

Average itjustworks user. Be really racist then feign ignorance. Fucking cryptofash instance.

hiyidef646,

Isn’t it “racist” to categorize an entire group of people from an instance as cryptofash? The irony lol.

Omega_Haxors,
iByteABit, (edited )

Not meaning to be racist, but

Proceeds to say something completely, like pre WW2 level, racist

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