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uis, in I'm tired, Boss
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Belarus or USA? Those are the only two countries where judge can kill people.

GarfieldYaoi, in $1 grilled cheese
@GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net avatar

no-choice

This capitalist is alright.

sturlabragason, in I know You!
runjun,

Let this be a lesson to ya, don’t be a never post.

Omega_Haxors, in $1 grilled cheese

This cart is performance art in object form.

FartsWithAnAccent, (edited ) in I know You!
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, it’s me.

No, I can’t control the accent on a whim: It’s diet dependent.

spencer, in Japan is on its own wavelength.

Hey… it sorts properly alphabetically

bleistift2,

*ASCIIbetically. The alphabet doesn’t know digits.

nightdice,

Only within the same century, which is an issue for those of us born last millennium (or managing systems from that time), and could be a real problem in 50-ish years when we could get the first duplicates.

Better to stick with YYYY-MM-DD for alphabetical sorting

prole, in Coat of arms

From the thumbnail, I was thinking the logo from the fireworks

pelya, in Japan is on its own wavelength.

YYYY-MM-DD is the only acceptable date format, as commanded by ISO 8601.

MonkderZweite,

It’s alphabetically sortable too. Name backups like this.

vale,

ISO 8601, while great, has too many formats. May I introduce RFC 3339 instead?

ijmacd.github.io/rfc3339-iso8601/

sartalon,

That is what I love so much about standards: there are so many to choose from.

vale,
EnderMB,

YES! I wish more people knew about RFC 3339. While I’m all for ISO 1601, it’s a bit too loose in its requirements at times, and people often end up surprised that it’s just not the format they picked…

CoderKat, (edited )

Huh, I’ve never noticed how much bloat was in ISO 8601. I think when most people refer to it, we’re specifically referring to the date (optionally with time) format that is shared with RFC 3339, namely 2023-11-22T20:00:18-05:00 (etc). And perhaps some fuzziness for what separates date and time.

Wes_Dev,

Largest to smallest unit of time. It just makes sense.

clif,

“There shall be no other date formats before ISO8601. Remember this format and keep it as the system default”

Empricorn,

If you have years of files named similarly with the date, you will love the ISO standard and how it keeps things sorted and easy to read.

Agent641, (edited )

I have autohotkey configured to insert the current date in ISO 8601 format into my filenames on keyboard shortcut for just this reason. So organized. So pure.

lukewarm_tauntaun,

Holy shit teach me your ways how do I do that

can,

Are you familiar with AHK at all?

lukewarm_tauntaun,

Nope not yet

Agent641, (edited )

Download Autohotkey, and create a new script. Paste these shortcuts into the script and restart the script:

; Recommended for performance and compatibility with future AutoHotkey releases.

; ; Enable warnings to assist with detecting common errors.

SendMode Input ; Recommended for new scripts due to its superior speed and reliability.

SetWorkingDir %A_ScriptDir% ; Ensures a consistent starting directory.

:R*?:ddd::

FormatTime, CurrentDateTime, yyyy-MM-dd

SendInput %CurrentDateTime%

return

:R*?:dtt::

FormatTime, CurrentDateTime, yyMMddHHmm

SendInput %CurrentDateTime%

Return

Now, if you type ‘ddd’ on your keyboard, the current date will be typed out, eg ‘2023-11-23’.

If you type ‘dtt’ tgen the datetime stamp will be typed out in YYMMDDhhmm format, eg 2311231012

There are so many cool things you van do with AHK to make your work more productive. For example, rather tgan typing your email address a billion times, add the shortcut:

::add1::your.email.address@domainname.com

And then you can type ‘add1’ and hit space, and your email address will be typed out in full. Of course, the string ‘add1’ can be whatever you want.

lukewarm_tauntaun,

I love you.

Agent641,

💕

mvirts,

Much date. Very logic.

Remavas, (edited )
@Remavas@programming.dev avatar

Glad I can count my own country, Lithuania, among the enlightened. https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/1e398790-5848-431e-98b0-61a9e6712158.png

EDIT: Source of the picture: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Date_format_by_country_NEW.svg

problematicPanther, (edited )
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

where’s that? somewhere in africa?

/s because apparently it’s not implied

velox_vulnus,

Are you from the US? This is a legit question…

problematicPanther,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

I seem to have dropped my /s. But yes.

Iron_Lynx, (edited )

Lithuania is one of the Baltic States, conveniently squished between Russia & Belarus to the east and the sea to the west. Across that sea is Sweden. You’ll usually see three countries be the parts of this set. Lithuania is the southernmost of these three.

Default_Defect,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

Soo… yes to being in Africa?

/s

ViscloReader,

Which color is which?

Remavas,
@Remavas@programming.dev avatar

(This doesn’t consider the separator) Cyan - DD/MM/YY Magenta - MM/DD/YY Yellow - YY/MM/DD The other ones are mixes of those two colors, so e.g. the US is MM/DD/YY and YY/MM/DD (apparently).

Also just noticed I didn’t attribute this picture, I’ll edit my comment.

stealth_cookies,

Canada threw up their hands and said, “Fuck it, I don’t care, use whatever date format you like.”

CoderKat,

We are ridiculously inconsistent in Canada. I’ve seen all 3 of the most popular formats here (2023-11-22, 11/22/2023, and 22/11/2023) in similarish amounts. Government forms seem to be increasingly using RFC 3339 dates, but even they aren’t entirely onboard.

TrismegistusMx,

YYYY-MM-DD:HH:MM:SS

Ravi,

YYYY-MM-DD:HH:MM:SS+TZ

Kata1yst,
@Kata1yst@kbin.social avatar

RFC3339! It's like ISO8601, but good!

Unaware7013,

This, but all run together.

I write files/reports to disk a lot from scripts, so that's my preferred format.

naught,

I just go for a unix timestamp and use terminal/filemanager to sort by or display the datetime

Unaware7013,

Are you talking epoch? I don't care for that mainly because it's not human readable. I see the use for it, but I struggle with it in practical use.

naught,

Yep. I mostly like datetimes for simple sorting. If it needs to be human readable iso is the way to go tho.

umbraroze,
@umbraroze@kbin.social avatar

Funny thing, in ISO 8601 date isn't separated by colon. The format is "YYYY-MM-DDTHH:MM:SS+hh:mm". Date is separated by "-", time is separated by ":", date and time are separated by "T" (which is the bit that a lot of people miss). Time zone indicator can also be just "Z" for UTC. Many of these can be omitted if dealing with lesser precision (e.g. HH:MM is a valid timestamp, YYYY-MM is a valid datestamp if referring to just a month). (OK so apparently if you really want to split hairs, timestamps are supposed to be THH:MM etc. Now that's a thing I've never seen anyone use.) Separators can also be omitted though that's apparently not recommended if quick human legibility is of concern. There's also YYYY-Wxx for week numbers.

cryptix,

Sorting by date would be so much better with yyyymmdd .

JohnDClay,

Except the information is given least to most important, making verbal abbreviation difficult. Works great for file names though.

Pulptastic,

There’s this really cool shorthand where you drop the year because it seldom changes. It’s called MM-DD

WetBeardHairs,

Yeah and if you need to know what year, you can just add it to the end like this MM-DD-YY.

CapeWearingAeroplane, (edited )

“I can reuse this old function if I just monkey-patch this other class to work with it, no one will have any issues understanding what’s going on”

Edit: Thought this was the programmerhumor community. For context: A monkey-patch is when you write code that changes the behaviour of some completely different code when it is running, thus making its inner workings completely incomprehensible to the poor programmer using or reading your code.

itslilith,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

MM-DD-YY is the worst abomination I’ve seen yet

12-04-08

good luck figuring out what that is

rchive,

Had a coworker who used MMDDYY with no dashes. Unless you knew it was very hard to figure out, since it could also just be a number that happened to be 6 digits, too. At least YYYY-MM-DD looks like a date generally.

bamboo,

Wow it’s my exact birthday. Good luck figuring out my age.

Gregorech,

Is that why the military uses that format?

ODuffer,
@ODuffer@lemmy.world avatar

In a GMP laboratory it’s 22NOV2023 no ambiguity.

seth, (edited )

In many of them but not all, because it’s become convention and has been enshrined in their documentation policies. cGMP just requires that your quality management system has a policy in place that specifies how to document the date, and when exceptions are allowed (for instance, data printouts where YYYY-MM-DD is often the default).

It’s also the reason some labs require you to initial/date every page of printed data, and some only require you to initial/date the first and/or last page. I’ve seen FDA auditors be okay with both, as long as you can justify it with something like: our documentation policy defines the printout as a copy of the original data, and the original data as what’s stored on machine memory with electronic signature; versus: our documentation policy defines the original signed/dated data printout as the original data. In any case, it still has to follow 21 CFR part 11 requirements for electronic records & signatures, where the only date predicate rule example they give is 58.130(e), which itself is broad and only applies to non-clinical lab studies. It’s notable that the date format 21 CFR 11 itself uses is actually Month D, YYYY, with no zero padding on the day.

And if you don’t have IQ/OQ/PQ documentation showing how you locked down and validated the software’s ability to maintain an audit trail you can’t even use electronic records (or signatures).

scrubbles,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Yep, you can easily sort it just because of the ordering. It’s a full standard

Crackhappy,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

No. No you can’t.

ByteJunk,
@ByteJunk@lemmy.world avatar

The truth. Amen

geissi,

For file names, absolutely.
When I’m asking what date it is I typically know the current year.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

Well la-tee-dah, look at mister not-shitfaced-every-day here, bragging like a big man

geissi,

I can lie under the table, puking my guts out and still remember the year.
You need more training, son.

ProvokedGamer, in Japan is on its own wavelength.
@ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ca avatar

DD/MM/YY and YY/MM/DD are the only acceptable ones IMO. Throwing a DD in between YY and MM is just weird since days move by faster so they should be at one of the ends and since YY moves the slowest it should be on the other end.

Kusimulkku,

I hope you mean YYYY, not just YY

Igloojoe,

Should just burn it all down and do. MM/YY/DD

paultimate14,

If you use DD/MM/YYYY, dumb sorting algorithms will put all of the 1sts of every month together, all of the 2nds of every month together, etc. That doesn’t seem very useful unless you’re trying to identify monthly trends, which is fundamentally flawed as things like the number of days in the month or which day of the week a date falls on can significantly disrupt those trends.

With MM/DD/YY, the only issue is multiple years being grouped together. Which may be what you want, especially if the dates are indicating cumulative totals. Depending on the data structure, years are often sorted out separately anyways.

YYYY/MM/DD is definitely the best for sorting. However, the year is often the least important piece in data analysis. Because often the dataset is looking at either “this year” or “the last 12 months”. So the user’s eyes need to just ignore the first 5 characters, which is not very efficient.

If you’re using a tool that knows days vs months vs years that can help, but you can run into compatibility issues when trying to move things around.

The ugly truth no one wants to admit on these conversations is that these formats are tools. Some are better suited to certain jobs than others.

bleistift2,

I grew up with DD.MM.YYYY. But I think, MM/DD makes sense in everyday usage. You don’t often need to specify dates with year accuracy. “Jane’s prom is on 7th September” – it’s obvious which year is meant. Then it’s sensible to start with the larger unit, MM, instead of DD.

Even in writing you see that the year is always given like an afterthought: “7th September**,** 2023“.

bizzle,
@bizzle@lemmy.world avatar

So when you say it out loud you say 7th September, and not September 7th?

bleistift2,

I say “The 7th of September” because I was taught British English in school.

ProvokedGamer,
@ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ca avatar

Americans still use it in rare cases, like the Fourth of July

bzarb8ni,

I’m not kidding when I ask: are there really a lot of people using MM/DD/YYYY??

jwhardcastle,

Almost 350 million of us morons down south of you.

bzarb8ni,

🤣

Archlinuxforever,
@Archlinuxforever@lemmy.3cm.us avatar

Using a different date format that means the exact same thing anyway does not make you a moron.

GingeyBook,

But there are a lot of other things that do 👈😎👈

biscuitswalrus,

My favourite thing is that files are sorted automatically by date if you use yyyy-mm-dd. Sometimes there are just practical reasons.

clif,

Pretty much every American I’ve ever met. Dates on drivers license, bank info, etc - all in MM/DD/YYYY … or even just MM/DD/YY

I regularly confuse people with YYYY-MM-DD

CM400,

I think most Americans do. Or at least it was taught that way in school when I was growing up. Maybe it’s because of the way we speak dates, like “October 23rd” or “May 9th, 2005”.

Regardless, the only true way to write dates is YYYY-MM-DD.

bzarb8ni,

Thanks!

takeda,

The only reason they place month as first is because it is fits how dates are read in English, but that’s not a good reason to keep that format.

HeckGazer,

You only think it fits with how it’s read in English because that’s how you grew up saying it so it sounds natural to you. Your experience is not universal, and is in fact, a minority.

sobanto, (edited )

It’s how it is read in English (simplified) aka american english. Brittish english doesn’t do this nonsense, the talk in the correct format (first of january etc.).

(I’m sorry if i made some mistakes, english is my second language)

tiredofsametab,

Japan is YYYY-MM-DD, but when we talk about dates where a year is unneeded, we just cut it off which leaves it in the US standard format of MM-DD, much to the annoyance of non-US foreigners living here.

kpw, in Japan is on its own wavelength.

Don't ask how they count the years tho

JCreazy, in $1 grilled cheese

Why would anyone ruin a grilled cheese sandwich with a slice of tomato?

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Pickles on grilled cheese is the superior grilled cheese and everyone that says otherwise can go right to hell

ZombieMantis,
@ZombieMantis@lemmy.world avatar

I say otherwise, & I will happily bathe in the righteous flames of the eternally damned, rather than suffer the unholy blight of pickles on my beloved grilled cheese.

Classy,

Juh-lah-pino juice, green olive juice

ReluctantMuskrat,

Probably got the bread soggy with their damned pickle juice too!

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Beautifully written. This brought tears to my eyes and now my grilled cheese is soggy.

glitch1985,

Anything other than bread and cheese is a melt.

someguy3,

Let’s keep it calm here, ok?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

What about butter or mayo?

It’s not just important, it’s necessary.

Sadrockman,
@Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Mom made them with a thin smear ofmiracle whip inside the sammy when I was little. So good. Never tried mayo. Gotta give it a whirl.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

You can use it to crisp the outside instead of butter.

Sadrockman,
@Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’d heard of mayo on it,but thought it was just for flavor. I gotta try that soon.

I_am_10_squirrels,

Pickle melt

Jorgelino,

Because tomatoes are the perfect fruit/vegetable and improve every single dish they’re in, without exception.

machiabelly,
@machiabelly@hexbear.net avatar
ShaggySnacks,

Don’t make me tap the sign again.

weevai,

Lies!

FattestMattest,

Except for grilled cheese

SheDiceToday,

Sure, tomatoes bad, but have you tried jalapenos?

JCreazy,

That does sound good

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

You two are the exact type of people to get kicked out of line at the grilled cheese truck.

JenIsBringingTheDrugs,

NO GRILLED CHEESE FOR YOU! NEXT! soupnazi

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Lol that’s exactly what I thought of when I made my comment

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Why the fuck would I order a jalapeno melt at a grilled cheese truck?

SpeakinTelnet,
@SpeakinTelnet@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sure, but that’s a melt, not a grilled cheese

Alaskaball,
@Alaskaball@hexbear.net avatar

Anything else added to a grilled cheese sandwich automatically makes it not a grilled cheese sandwich.

58008, in I know You!
@58008@lemmy.world avatar

When you see someone using an apostrophe to indicate a plural.

fastandcurious,

The apple keyboard sucks, no idea why it happened

bleistift2, (edited )

Because you didn’t proofread. Don’t blame technology for your shortcomings.

[No, I’m not an apple fanboy. I just hate the excuse “It happened on its own”]

Imgonnatrythis,

He’s right. Always blame your parents.

MotoAsh, (edited )

Seriously why I turn off autocorrect. 80% of the time, the autocorrection is worse than submitting a damn normal typo. It’s bad enough when it’s only trying to correct spelling. All the autopunctuation and junk is just pure suffering… I hate a one-character typo turning in to erasing a whole-ass wrong word with extra capitalization that’s not even supposed to be there just because I hit spacebar before noticing.

TheRedSpade,

If you proofread before hitting send or submit then autocorrect learns from that.

MotoAsh, (edited )

Not if I turn it off because I don’t want my phone analyzing everything I do. I don’t need a spy in my pocket. Especially true for voice assistants.

I type better than the fucking autocorrect corrects anyways, so I’ll take typos that are easy to spot over “corrected” words that are grammatically wrong and harder to spot every time.

thesmokingman,

Sometimes people genuinely don’t know correct syntax. If you’re going to call that a shortcoming, you’re an ignorant walnut. Intellectual superiority is a shitty way to pretend to be better than someone else. It often incorrectly assumes everyone types the same language with the same proficiency which is a very provincial assumption.

bleistift2,

OP made it very clear in this very thread that they know the difference.

Ookami38,

This isn’t exactly a formal writing space. I post almost exclusively from my phone. I’m a terrible type on my phone, freely admitted, but I do what I can to correct things. Sometimes it just gets missed, though. I make an effort to edit, but at the end of the day, this is just going to a bunch of dummies on the Internet, not someone who matters to my life. I’ll put in exactly what I feel is the appropriate effort.

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Gboard does it too. I’m fairly certain I use the possessive form of “its” more often than the contraction “it’s,” but the damn thing sees an s at the end of a word and is like “that’s GOTTA be a contraction!”

Asudox, in I know You!
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

It happens to me often. There are some noticeable active members that comment or post on communities im subbed to.

agressivelyPassive,

There’s one guy specifically, whose comments are either deranged, stupid bullshit, or really good points and I hate him because of this.

Asudox,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

…me?

Kecessa,

Or me? 🤔

Deiv,

All of us!

sour,
@sour@kbin.social avatar

._.

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sorry sour

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

I know who you mean. At first I’m like “time to block this fool” but then I look at their history and there are some gems among the shit. I’m so torn.

can,

That’s why I just tag them with Sync instead of blocking. Humorously I actually have you tagged as “thinks they’re a car” and I have no idea why lol.

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Vroom! Vrooom!! That’s because I am a car!!! 🏎💨

can, (edited )

beep beep n beep beep yeah

Zerush, in The most secure OS named windows
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Precisely because Windows has been the main target for hackers and malware, for being by far the most used OS, it has caused Windows today to be the best protected OS, with a Defender that is currently one of the best AVs on the market and a effective Sandbox system that prevents any changes without user intervention in the root system. Hopefully in terms of privacy it will be just as good, at least by default it is not like that.

cyborganism, in Employee helplines are only there to stop your employer getting sued

Anyone else here had their whole employee assistance program switched to Dialogue?

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