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littlecolt, in Especially during work hours

I take chats for customer service. We’re expected to help two people at the same time. This is me when two people who work from home lost internet at the same time so they’re in crisis and as ending message after message and won’t follow directions because they’re desperately trying anything to get back online because they could get fired.

The cynic in me is like “this is karma for the previous 3 times you told your boss the internet was down when it wasn’t.”

FuckyWucky, in ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says the Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

At least four people were wounded, none critically, in a shooting at Morgan State University in Baltimore on Tuesday, according to authorities, who urged students to take shelter on the campus of the historically Black college.

No one dead, Americans won’t care.

Kecessa,

Heck, the government doesn’t consider it a mass shooting unless there’s three people that died! How fucked up is that?

Lucidlethargy,

Fuck you.

-An American

deezbutts,

✅ hbcu

✅ no casualties

✅ Dispute “between two groups”

Had to Ctrl+f to even find it as a bullet point on the CNN front page…

xusontha,

They don’t care when someone does die either…

Facebones, (edited )

Some people actively get mad too when you mention that people died.

“Of course people died, here we go another fucking gun grab wrapped in a sob story. If all THOSE people had guns too it’d have never happened. This is what you get for being unprepared now stfu I’m shopping online for another AR. 🤷”

Honytawk,

Any country where you need a gun in order to feel safe walking around is a shithole.

ipkpjersi,

Yeah it’s kind of wild to me the number of people that think teachers having guns is a good idea, that way teachers can get into a shootout with students that go crazy. Absolutely insane.

Falafels,

Does it actually make you feel safer? I think I would feel less safe every time I remember I have a gun on me because I may need to use it.

Facebones,

None of those gun nuts have ever been able to answer my basic question about their stated goal of everyone carrying at all times -

You’re at a public event, few hundred+ people in attendance,everybody (even just most) are packing. A gun goes off. Every “Good guy with a gun” turns toward the sound while pulling their guns. You now have 50-100+ (adjusted for crowd size) people with guns drawn. How do you know which of the 50-100+ people actually fired their gun?

Noone has ever had any answer other than “oH yOuD kNoW” which, call me crazy, doesn’t really answer the question.

Uniquitous,

People have gone numb as an emotional safeguard. People have lives they’re trying to live, and if they fell to pieces every time someone got shot in this country they’d die of dehydration from all the crying.

TopRamenBinLaden,

There is so much death and cruelty in the world that if someone cares too much they are just bound to wind up depressed. It seems that the majority of people really only care about people that they are acquainted with, or if they witness the terrible thing in person. It’s just kind of built into human nature, otherwise we would be in a constant state of grief.

Things like mass shootings bother most empathetic people, in general. It’s just that life kind of has to go on, and all they can really do to try and change it is to vote for one of two lesser evils in some local or national election.

The problem is not really with the people. It’s with our crappy political system that is controlled by corporate lobbyists. The majority of US citizens don’t really seem to have a say. Source: Empathetic person with chronic depression.

stepanzak, in MrJiggleAss@yahoo.com

10 yo me on his way to include his day, month and year of birth in his reddit username that cannot be changed and to get enough karma on that account to not want to delete it.

SternburgExport,

And yet you ended up here

stepanzak,

I’m glad I did!

Anafabula, in MrJiggleAss@yahoo.com
@Anafabula@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Just… get a new email? I use a separate email for every account now

Micromot, in Uh guys, I don't know but...

Now I want speedoflobsters on here

selokichtli, in I'm not your friend, guh!

Ike?

SexualPolytope, in MrJiggleAss@yahoo.com
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I have 689 in my email address that I use for most things. I only learned that it was a slang around a year ago.

GissaMittJobb, in Especially during work hours

The whole point of text messages are that they are asynchronous - you don’t actually have to answer them right away, take your time.

Anyone in need of an immediate answer should choose a synchronous mode of communication.

ipkpjersi,

It’s funny how I can recognize other programmers just from how they speak lol

ahto,

To add to that: Configure your notifications. Anything that isn’t urgent doesn’t need to vibrate or make a sound. It can just sit there until you look at your phone. Also, use do not disturb for things like work.

TokyoMonsterTrucker, in get the suncream.

Sense of humor: +3 Charisma

RealWarrenBuffett, in The nerve of these corporations

TLDR; those donations go straight to the same corporations’ pockets and “help” them :D

Thyrian, in get the suncream.

This is a bit self fulfilling, since saying that immediately makes you less attractive, because you express, that you thingk less of yourself, on the other hand it in creases your chances w/ the boiis, sins you seem funny.

Holzkohlen, in Accurate.

Haha I’m poor

Rachel, in Weld it, fix it, grind it, cool it....

It plays Disco Inferno when in use.

NotSpez,

Or that Daft Punk song, Around The Weld

NotSpez, in Weld it, fix it, grind it, cool it....

I hope OSHA doesn’t turn a blind eye to it.

pewgar_seemsimandroid, in Accurate.

just pay for Nebula and mabye curiosity stream

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