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Blackmist, in Does it not pierce thine very heart?

That’s OK. We’re only interested in white history.

Greeks, Romans, Vikings, tell me more.

Aboriginals and Aztecs? They’re just some guys squatting on that land we found.

hackris,

This is probably sarcasm (I hope) and people still downvoted you

Uniquitous,

The universe is too small to contain the jerk-off motion in my soul.

Caketaco, in Na.
@Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I’m a grown man; I eat the crust.

Omega_Haxors,

Sheen: “Excuse me teacher, the scab I was picking flung off in your direction, can you please give it back?”

EherVielleicht, in Mama, just killed a man.
Lemmygradwontallowme, in Does it not pierce thine very heart?
@Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net avatar

Yes it does…

stebo02, in Duolingo too
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

duolingo wouldn’t do that, it would start threatening your family

Mothra, in Bro got stuck in the geometry
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

The more I look at this the more I notice aaaaaagh

Tb0n3, in A greater sacrifice than you could possibly know

There’s introverts and then there’s extreme social anxiety. They’re not the same.

_number8_,

introversion & social anxiety are frequently comorbid for extremely obvious reasons. there’s no reason to gatekeep introversion.

Routhinator,
@Routhinator@startrek.website avatar

I’m just an introvert with ADHDand I agree with this meme. This is especially true after a long day of work. I do not have extreme anxiety or any anxiety in a social situation. I just find them exhausting.

CarterDarter,

I’m the exact same, except I also have terrible anxiety, so that covers both the control and the test… damn who knew this meme didn’t need gatekeepers?

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

True for me as well. After a day of peopleing having a phone call too is exalhausting. But on a day off doing a few calls is a non issue for me.

InputZero,

Oh sure, a lesson from Mr. I’m-my-own-grandpa.

deerdelighted,

As an introvert with pretty bad social anxiety, I have to say I’m glad I am not extraverted.

Draedron,

Yeah and the meme is about introverts.

Omega_Haxors, in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!

pokes oh hey didn’t see you from all the way over here.

Chapo_is_Red, in Does it not pierce thine very heart?

“In a way [my undertaking] is an entirely original science. In fact, I have not come across a discussion along these lines anywhere. I do not know if this is because people have been unaware of it…[but] perhaps [people] have written exhaustively on this topic, and their work did not reach us… The knowledge that has not come down to us is, after all, larger than the knowledge that has. Where are the sciences of the Persians…the Chaldaeans, the Syrians, the Babylonians…the Copts and their predecessors? The sciences of only one people, the Greeks, have come down to us…as for the sciences of others, nothing remains.”

Ibn Khaldun, 1332-1406 (as translated by Rosenthal)

CantaloupeAss,

omg thank u comrade new book to search for: Ibn Khaldun’s Muqaddimah

GarbageShoot,

Isn’t ancient Persian science pretty significant?

Chapo_is_Red,

To my knowledge, most of it from antiquity was lost. Whish is what Ibn Khaldun was speaking about, not the scholarship for the Islamic period.

GarbageShoot,

To clarify, I did mean the pre-Islamic Persians, but it looks like you’re right. There is evidence of engineering achievements but a lot was lost.

nevial, in Duolingo too
@nevial@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Happened to me as well with MyFitnessPal :D but I’m still back at it

BarrelAgedBoredom, in Bro got stuck in the geometry

They finally trapped ol’ tommy bones. How the turn tables

CoachDom,
@CoachDom@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Gold

ipkpjersi, in MrJiggleAss@yahoo.com

I got pretty lucky that 1) my usernames have all been pretty tame if a bit boring and 2) I never published anything horrible under my IRL name

Potatos_are_not_friends,

Bank: and your email is “TigOlBiddies69 @ email com?”

Me: “Yes is there a problem?”

alphapuggle,

I publish all of my horrible stuff online under your real name just to fuck with you

ComradeChairmanKGB,
@ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

It was me Barry

BambiDiego,

Dick move other Barry

mayo_cider, in Does it not pierce thine very heart?
@mayo_cider@hexbear.net avatar

I see it the other way around, we managed to pass on civilization for our children for 90% of the history without writing it down

bobby_hill, in Feel old?

Most oil (like, 99% of it, IIRC) is from decayed plant matter, not animal matter.

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not saying they turned into oil. They turned into an oil rig. /s

spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

But that’d make a lot of sense when you consider the fact that trees outnumber people like 380:1.

Zehzin, (edited )
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

While we’re being pedantic about dinosaurs and children’s cartoons (my favorite pasttime), Littlefoot and Spike would have lived like 90 million years apart from Cera.

usualsuspect191,

And Ducky shouldn’t have eyelashes. Wait, does Cera have external ears??

Cornelius_Wangenheim,

It’s actually mostly plankton. Most traditional oil deposits formed from shallow seas.

N00b22, in Duolingo too

Fake.

Duolingo kills your family and forces you to beg for mercy in spanish

Ruorc,

Dame la bala, tengo nada sin mi familia. Te veré en hell pájaro.

pipe01,

No tengo nada*. It’s very counterintuitive, but to say you have nothing you must say that you don’t have nothing

Daryl76679,

Same for Italian. Non ho mai senza la mia famiglia

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