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UnpopularCrow, in poor Dean

I’ve read a couple of Dean’s books and I don’t regret it, but also didn’t find them that good.

Outside a couple of disappointments, everything I’ve read from King has ranged from really good (Salems lot, tommyknockers, etc) to outstanding (the dark tower series, the tailsman).

getoffthedrugsdude,

Same. The only series of Dean’s I think I liked was Odd Thomas and I read them years ago.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

One of my neighbors named their daughter “Stormy” after Odd Thomas’s >!dead!< girlfriend. When I asked him if he and his wife were big fans of the books, he said that they’d never read the books before. But they’d seen the movie.

He told me this several years ago and it still annoys me to this day.

WarmSoda,

Odd Thomas annoys be to no end. He’s a Mary Sue in the worst way. He succeeds at literally everything he does. It’s extremely lazy. Oh and he’s “quarky”.

I’ve read a lot of Koontz books. If you just think of them like TV movies they’re fine.

EffortlessEffluvium,

I really liked Life Expectancy

CodexArcanum, in poor Dean

What’s up with the word “amused” there? Looks like someone badly photoshopped a different word in.

CluckN,

Was it originally, “fucking amused” and then they lazily moved the text over?

ilinamorato,

Looks like some weird artifact. The original author deleted all his original tweets back in October, so I can’t find the original; but he did retweet Stephen King’s quote tweet of someone else’s tweet of a screenshot of his original tweet (wow I hate that sentence) and that screenshot doesn’t have this artifact in it.

getoffthedrugsdude,

This was in an old folder, no idea where it originated!

HonkTonkWoman,

It looks like a weird kerning issue between the e & the d, but it’s really odd that it’s only happening with those two letters.

ilinamorato, (edited )

I’ve overlaid what I think is the original onto the image from this post: i.imgur.com/3WE6emI.png

They match up so exactly that I’m pretty convinced this has to have originally been the same image, just mangled by some sort of an uploader or something.

HonkTonkWoman,

Thanks for this. Super weird!

GrayBackgroundMusic, in Glory to our new overlords!

This is how I find out matpat is retiring?!

conorab,

Likewise! Figured the post was wrong and they were referring to when he sold Game Theorists, but nope! youtu.be/8R1_TqU68yo?feature=shared

EightLeggedFreak,

Right?!

thesporkeffect, in Lemmy about to implode.

I keep noticing an alex jones game selling for 20 bucks on steam and wishing I had a way to deface it or harm him personally in some way

CleoTheWizard,
@CleoTheWizard@lemmy.world avatar

Came across this game too. I took a peek in the discussions for the game and oh boy was that a trip. I’d suggest making some post in there about his court cases or something. IMO steam probably shouldn’t allow anything about jones on their storefront period.

MeetInPotatoes,

Choices you can make before you sell a game called “Sex with Hitler.”

grue, (edited )

On the bottom right of the page, next to “Share” and “Embed,” there’s a flag icon. Click it, and you can report the product. I figured “Defamatory” was a likely category…

thesporkeffect,

Thanks Grue, I reported it for defamation. I wonder if it would be possible to land a DMCA claim against the game on top of the report

spaphy, in No context

I don’t think I’m going to smell anyone’s asshole in a nearby future and I pray you don’t either, friend.

Wipe until clean, spray your anus with water, just get the job done and shower often.

UnfortunateShort,

If only most wet wipes weren’t non-flushable (even if they say they are, many are in fact not) and terrible for the environment. Still have to find a good brand.

lettruthout, in Get it together

Context?

hihellobyeoh,

That’s an actual railroad crossing…

PP_BOY_, in Glory to our new overlords!
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Seeing Tom Scott and MatPat being called the “old internet” might be the thing that puts me in retirement

superduperenigma,

TIL I was using the Jurassic Internet as a teenager

rwhitisissle, (edited )

Old internet to me is straight up pointlesswasteoftime.com, which eventually got absorbed by Cracked like a cheap suppository after David Wong (aka mediocre comedy writer Jason Pargin) sold out. That was in 2007. And now Cracked is functionally a content graveyard.

superduperenigma,

And now Cracked is functionally a content graveyard.

I’ll have you know that Cracked is the number one source for shitty listicles that were generated by running a /r/AskReddit thread through an AI.

I assume, at least. Haven’t actually visited cracked since before 2010 probably.

rwhitisissle,

It got bought out by the company that owns KnowYourMeme, ebaumsworld, and the “I can has cheezeburger?” website in 2019. That’s pretty much all you need to know.

billwashere,

And I thought the old internet was YTMND,slashdot, and fark.

Fuck I’m old.

nucleative,

Kuro5hin goes in there somewhere too

Sanity_in_Moderation, in #memes

I’ve actually got a few really cool things coming together in my life. Job is going well. Back on the bicycle as soon as it warms back up. Back in the gym now. Another “supplement” cycle upcoming. Just bought a house. The podcast went from 0 to several thousand downloads a month in 1 year. Starting a non profit that has a huge interest in donations already. May start twitch streaming for fun.

So I’ll claim it. 2024 will be my year.

samtoxie,

Jinxed it

ElBarto, (edited ) in #memes
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

First week of 2024 and I had to put my dog of 15 years down, 2024 can fuck right off already, I’m done with it.

problematicPanther,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

i’m sorry for your loss.

BulbasaurBabu,

I feel you, I had to put my wife of 15 years down as well

kameecoding,

What kind of put down did you use?

You breath smells in the morning? Where there people there saying Daaamn for your putdowns?

Spill the beans mate

altima_neo, in Glory to our new overlords!
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Meanwhile the Angry Video Game Nerd won’t retire when he really should.

TheDarksteel94,

Why is that? Haven’t watched him in a while.

ZWho63,

From what I’ve heard on the grapevine (I also don’t watch his stuff), his channel really declined in quality past 2019, and it just hasn’t been the same.

ltxrtquq,

If the 4 hour long hbomberguy video is to be believed, the Angry Video Game Nerd channel (?) got bought by a company that turned it into something of a content mill. And there’s some plagiarism involved.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

He signed up with one of those media management companies to help him promote and produce content. He mostly did it because he wanted to spend more time with his family, because he’s not really a gamer and has been running out of games he played as a kid, and because he’s kind of inept, to be honest. He made a behind the scenes video that showed just how ramshackle his workflow is.

Anyway, once he got that company involved, they injected themselves into his videos as well as write and edit,nand everyone was wondering who “these fat slobs” were? They just appeared with no introduction. The quality of his content took a nosedive around this time. They also started adding all sorts of new content, like rental reviews and podcasts that all died out very quickly due to lack of interest (and because they were mostly centered around the slobs rather than James). You could also tell James wasn’t very interested in any of it.

Anyway there’s more to it, but that’s the big stuff.

ForgetReddit, in Pikachu used war crimes!

Who is the artist? Looks like KC Green.

ForgetReddit,

Quick internet search confirms it is KC Green: halolz.com/…/lets-fight-our-pets-to-the-death/

Always remember to credit the artist!

thorbot,

I’d credit them if I knew who it was

mriormro, in #memes
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

Why are these new years memes always accompanied by a picture of either Cillian Murphy or Ryan Gosling?

KpntAutismus,

ryan gosling is (probably jokingly) the mascot of depressed memes because he was pretty sad in blade runner, and it’s probably similar with the oppenheimer dude, because he made some funny faces in the movie.

DarkMessiah, in #memes

Man, 1993 was my year.

I was born in ‘94.

AmicA_LuciS,
@AmicA_LuciS@leminal.space avatar

2005

AVincentInSpace,

I would say this but 9/11 happened while my mom was pregnant so

proper, in Cowabunga
@proper@lemmy.world avatar

where would anyone be asking for the new fridge to be dropped off? at home after you just bought it somewhere? or you’re going to donate it just after purchasing it? or you got someone a fridge as a gift?

Piemanding,

Wife bought new fridge, but doesn’t have time to drive home?

sour, in Guten Tag Everybody
@sour@kbin.social avatar

what's an alter

Sowhatever,

A northern oida.

SchrodingersPat,

From what I looked up it means something like dude or mate. It’s also used when expressing suprise? If native speaker has better insight I’d appreciate it.

Flumsy,

The English “Yo” is a really good translation. You can use it to express surprise (“Alter! Wtf!” - “Yo! Wtf!”) or to address someone (“Alter, was geht?” - “Yo, whats up?”).

“Yo” really is the best translation I can think of.

m_r_butts,

Alter, Herr Weiß!

_MusicJunkie,

Learn Austrian German instead, all you need is the dialect version of Alter: Oida

SchoopDaWhoop,

Or if you go further north you need to use Alder

Lileath,
@Lileath@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The literal meaning is a really informal “old one” but can also mean “age” in another context. It is used exactly like you described.

tdawg,

So Germans colloquially call each other “old man”? That’s kinda hilarious

FQQD,

It’s pretty much just “dude”, vor talking with friends. Other widely used versions include “Digga” and “Bruder”

scytale,

Omg you just can’t go say the d word. /s

FQQD,

Ok digga dann eben nicht

b00m,
@b00m@kbin.social avatar

Alter, wo is mein Auto

Viking_Hippie,

If I remember my school German, alter means older. Might also be slang for something though, like old friend in the 'we go way back" sense 🤷

ErKaf,

Alter, das kann doch jetzt nicht wahr sein.

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