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pewgar_seemsimandroid, in I can't focus when someone does this

ai or shitty render

Mac,

I miss hand drawn memes. Bring rage faces back (again).

getoffthedrugsdude,

If I draw a meme will you really appreciate it tho

Mac,

Way more than AI memes.

jaybone,

If it doesn’t suck.

Player2,

It’s obviously AI, but actually looks pretty good. Must have taken quite a few iterations

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Bro it’s AI, get your ai detection bio-algorithm up to scratch

cook_pass_babtridge,

This comment sounds like NPC dialogue from Cruelty Squad

Iceman,

Everythings looks like a mobile game ad.

simple,
@simple@lemmy.mywire.xyz avatar

Stable-Diffusion AI running locally

AngryCommieKender,

It almost got the hands right. Might be getting better?

simple,
@simple@lemmy.mywire.xyz avatar

There are some crazy good models out there to download for free. I was just messing around and without much prompt engineering was getting pretty decent results. Give it another few years and it’ll be even better no doubt

Iron_Lynx,

NGL, this feels like what could come to mind if I think of “manglement”

Aria, in This is like a nightmare Romanticist version of David Hasselhoff eating that burger

Can you draw this?

getoffthedrugsdude,
Voyajer,
@Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

You’re the new novelty art account, congratulations.

Nosy, in Duolingo too

This is the way.

connaisseur,

This is the way.

lemmy_nightmare,
@lemmy_nightmare@sh.itjust.works avatar

This is the way

10_0,

This is the way?

eatham,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

This is the way!

TheRealLinga,

this is the way.

darcy, in Does it not pierce thine very heart?
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

sorry but so what. we dont need to know everthing

gunpachi,

I used to say the same thing to my highschool history teacher. Little did I know, it would help me later on. I’m not talking about pointless dates - it’s the lessons that matter.

One can’t know everything, but knowing some of it enables us to prevent the mistakes that we would have made otherwise.

Rozauhtuno, in Accurate.
@Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Say the line, Gabe!

MrScottyTay, in Accurate.

Who the fuck pays for more than one at a time anyway, I don’t mind fragmentation because I have no loyalty to one service and will move to one to watch it’s stuff, then move when i get bored of what it has to offer. Competition is always good. We shouldn’t have monopolies in any industry, including streaming

miss_brainfart,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

People are too lazy to manage when to subscribe where based on what’s on offer at any given time.

That’s it, that’s all there is to it.

Kanda,

But pirating is just better, I can see what’s new across all services in seconds and get whatever I want at basically streaming speed with xdcc

miss_brainfart,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

Most people don’t know where to look for to get started on that. Some people don’t even know that pirating that show they watch is even an option in the first place.

abraxas,

No, but as a current non-pirate, seeing the UX of some of the newer tools is mindblowing. “You mean, I just type in any show, it looks it up and to find episode info, then gets me the episodes so I can watch it, without me having to split between services or even THINK?”

The legal show world should have that, but every one of those services are locked-down so you can’t have a solution like that in front of them. Heaven forbid we could just license shows like retail locations license radio.

abraxas,

I mean, I suck-it-up and sub to all of them. I hate the experience and my wife bitches at me at least weekly because it’s so much work to find and start a show (to the extent she ends up NOT watching the show she wanted, and leaves some stupid channel on at random). We are so close to cancelling all of them, not for the money but because the experience is complete ass.

Guess what I’ll be doing to watch my TV if we do that?

Olgratin_Magmatoe,

It’s only going to be a matter of time before they start requiring contracts, forcing you to stick with a service for long periods or face fees for dropping them.

They are capitalists, and so they must always profit more and more, never ending, for all of time. One of the things they will eventually do to hit that unsustainable proift motive is contracts. It’s what the cable companies did, and it’s only a matter of time.

hydrospanner,

This is exactly where it’s heading, not just for streaming but for anything and everything that can be packaged and sold “as a service” whether it’s actually a service or anything that’s undergoing the enshittification process of being converted from a product into a service.

Anything that can be converted into a service will be, and anything that can be so converted will, eventually, become a subscription, and from there, into a contract service model.

Honestly it wouldn’t surprise me a bit to even see literal standalone products converted into contract based subscriptions over time, given the IoT trend.

So beyond just your streaming service, your TV will have its proprietary OS converted to a subscription and then to a contract, so that you need to sign a 2 year deal with your TV manufacturer to keep it “powered”. Don’t sign a contract? They brick your TV.

With more and more smart appliances, expect to see companies try this to also force you into contracts to keep your fridge, toaster, smart lighting, microwave, door locks and cameras, etc. functional.

Naturally, baked into your contract will be language that forces you to share any and all data they can collect from said devices as a condition of the contract.

Fiivemacs,

Food as a service

Water as a service

Get your pitchforks as a service ready

Magnergy,

Ditto.

Canceling cable used to be, at the very least, a long, phone call that alternated between stretches of hold music dulling the senses and combative sales technique verbal jousting. Canceling a streaming service… I don’t think that has ever taken me more than four minutes of finding a webpage and clicking. The collective consciousness is in danger of forgetting/underplaying just how far we have come on this.

If pirating ever takes less than four minutes every other month, I guess it will have reached convenience parity. But it certainly wasn’t that back when I was in that game. And I really, really doubt it is now.

tehmics,

After you get it set up pirating is basically zero time. There’s some up front time costs learning how to automate everything but after that? Yar har

mino, in Says it all.
@mino@lemmy.ml avatar

I too would wear a mask, headphones and probably a sleepmask if I were forced to sit next to someone who enjoys Ayn Rand.

PolandIsAStateOfMind,
@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s not very safe though, you never know when such person would have idea to excercise their freedom and virtues on your belongings and/or body.

winterayars,

Yeah you’re definitely getting pickpocketed.

GnomeKat, in Does it not pierce thine very heart?
@GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Life isn’t worth living just because it will be written down, so what if no one remembers, doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.

Angry_Maple, in Especially during work hours
@Angry_Maple@sh.itjust.works avatar

Bonus points: Neither of those texts would exist if the sender had just listened to you any of the first two or three times that you told them.

yaaay troubleshooting. I have to say though, on the bright side, it’s doing wonders for improving my patience.

aliceee, in No, I would like your multimillion dollar employer to, though...

“do i look like i have 5$?”

lugal, in Duolingo too

Congratulations, you defeated the end boss

drolex, in I can't focus when someone does this

Johnson, where are you with this report on banana expenditures? If I don’t have it on my desk tomorrow morning, I’ll rip your dick off.

dingleberry, in ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says the Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

“Active Shooter”

It’s like reading about a hurricane. Almost a weather phenomenon.

designatedhacker,

There are far fewer hurricanes. You also get a couple days warning on most weather events. I take your point though, between waking up to seeing a related push message and seeing this meme I had forgotten about it.

At least it appears nobody died, only 5 injured.

UlyssesT, in ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says the Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

For those that don’t know the reference, this is traditionally posted each and every time a mass shooting happens in FreedomLand.

theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nat…

Lucidlethargy,

That’s the onion. It’s a satirical website.

usernamesaredifficul,

it’s also weird to have traditions about it

UlyssesT,

It’s weirder that there’s a phenomenon that happens particularly in one nation that claims nothing can be done about the phenomenon.

usernamesaredifficul,

well everything about american politics makes sense when you consider that the US constitution is just a bad basis for a country

the government just shutting down on a semi-regular basis for example. That’s very disfunctional and not normal

Faresh, in Does it not pierce thine very heart?

I don’t think your title is grammatically correct. «very» starts with a consonant and therefore should be «Does it not pierce thy very heart?».

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Verily, thou art correct.

GarbageShoot,

The one good thing about leddit is that someone else usually writes comments like this, meaning I don’t feel compelled to.

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