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kratoz29, in I know You!
@kratoz29@lemm.ee avatar

I always see the dude with only emojis as username.

Jayemecee,

👁‍🗨 👄 👁‍🗨 Something like this right? Same as me haha

DesolateMood,

Also the dude with the blue dot, kol🔵nski I think?

erogenouswarzone, in Seriously spends $80 to drive 20km..
@erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

I am that uncle. I’m just doing what I have to to survive.

If I could buy a new car I would. I’d get an electric, self-driving pleasure machine, but no way I can afford it.

Maybe when this thing breaks down (it’s already 15 yrs old).

grue,

I’d get an electric, self-driving pleasure machine, but no way I can afford it.

Just get a bicycle already! Thinking your only other option is an “electric, self-driving pleasure machine” is such a false dichotomy.

laverabe,

With the way most cities are designed, a bicycle is not a safe option for day to day transportation for most people.

GbyBE,

Or get yourself a nice plug-in hybrid… E-bike

erogenouswarzone,
@erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah, I’m not going to spend 6 hours driving a bicycle to work and back.

spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

No problem with that. I think the meme is referring to people who spent 100k on outlandishly large and glitzy trucks to spend 100% of their lives on paved suburban streets.

HooPhuckenKarez,

My sister in-law? Broke as fuck, came across a windfall from an accident that never came up before, spent more than a third of it on... a fucking F-150 platinum. Still deep in debt, living in low income housing, doesn't have a job.

WetBeardHairs,

She won’t have a truck soon, either.

HooPhuckenKarez,

They don't get it. They won't get it, until they get it.

Never gonna get it, never gonna get it.
Never gonna get it... WOOT woot whoot woouhoouhoo.

Cannibal_MoshpitV3, (edited )

Complete with lift kit doing 98 on the freeway

blanketswithsmallpox,

Dont forget to tailgate then hang next to the car you were tailgating for a few moments before flying past you just to end up at the same stop light down the road.

spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

All while never looking up from the phone.

kautau,

“Bro you won’t believe this idiot on the highway who wouldn’t get out of the way of my truck”

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

I’m a school bus driver and many of my fellow drivers talk or surf on their phones while driving fucking kids around. It’s illegal and every moment on our buses is recorded (audio and video) but somehow nothing is said or done about this by the people in charge.

AngrilyEatingMuffins, (edited )

There’s likely already a shortage of drivers and they can’t get more because they don’t pay enough. Blow the whistle. It’ll end up getting you paid more if you can stay secret. If not, they’ll fire you and you can sue and get paid A LOT more.

Globulart,

I imagine they’ll do something once a bus full of kids drives into a river or off a bridge.

HenriVolney,

You could switch to a small cheap sedan

JDubbleu,

It’s a gamble to get a used car you know nothing about when you have a truck you know is at least a bit reliable. My family grew up playing used car roulette and it’s pretty damn hard to come out ahead in this scenario. Best to run the thing until it dies while saving up for a new or like new vehicle.

rbesfe,

Picking the right used car is important, my 2008 civic I got in 2018 is still chugging

HenriVolney,

Makes completely sense to drive your car to the tomb. I live in Europe and try my best to dodge European cars. I’ve been lucky with my used Prius since 2014, aiming at keeping it as long as possible

NotSoCoolWhip,

Learn about cars first and it isn’t a gamble.

JDubbleu,

I know a ton about cars, but short of taking the motor apart there’s only so much you can glean from a drive and quick once over.

NotSoCoolWhip,

Then you don’t know cars as well as you say you do, because you can check for a whole lot more than that without pulling the engine lmao. Maybe stick to the dealership if you don’t feel like you can effectively evaluate it’s condition.

Acrimonious,

Switching costs money. From what he said money might be tight. I buy and sell my own vehicles. It is a job. Most prefer to give up a few grand to not have to do it (you never get paid full market value on a trade in). Even if someone decided to do it themselves they run the risk of losing big time if they’re inexperienced. Even though I’ve been doing it for years even I lose on some of these. When I lose, it’s usually close to the cost of the vehicle. I can afford that and in the end I average out really well.But the majority of people can’t do that. I get all the hate new big trucks get and I agree. As someone who works in construction I wish station wagons would make a come back. But it’s really easy to say “just do x y or z” it’s not so easy to do.

HenriVolney,

I get your feeling. It’s a shame the market is built so that people buy more and more useless guga-trucks while most people would do perfectly well with a small family car.

SuperSpruce,

A motorcycle is cheap, fuel-efficient, and fun.

snowadv,

And totally not safe for everyday driving to me. Even if the biker himself is a good one ,dumbass right next to him might crush him any second

kautau,

Yeah even in just local traffic, your body really doesn’t do well against a jarring 30mph throw or tons of solid steel pressing up against you. I’ve thought about buying a cheap motorcycle to go to the stores near me for awhile (Yes, I’m in the US. Yes, there’s no public transportation. Yes, I own a car) but honestly seeing drivers around me just driving my car once a week makes me not want to do it

Globulart,

My brother was riding his motorbike when a car turned across his path having not seen him, he was doing 30mph and was launched off the bike, flew over the car, and landed directly on his elbow.

9 hours of surgery rebuilding his arm and now it’s half metal and has about 30-45 degrees of movement. There was serious talk about amputation early on so he kinda got lucky (also lucky to land on an arm rather than his head obviously!)

Motorbikes may be fun and economical but fuck driving them around other cars, eventually you’ll run into a bad driver and if you’re unlucky that could be the end for you.

erogenouswarzone,
@erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

I have one. It also sucks to ride for an hour, you’re eaither sweating, freezing or some other form of uncomfortable.

powerofm,

This is completely understandable. The solution isn’t another car, it’s better city planning and public transit.

JohnDClay,

I got a used bolt for ~12k recently. It’s definitely more than a gas gar, but not astronomically more.

disconnectikacio, in Japan is on its own wavelength.

YYYY-MM-DD in Hungary too, that us shit is totally non logical, i cant get used to it

rdri,

This is literally the most logical method to name a date in text.

joneskind,
@joneskind@lemmy.world avatar

In what text?

In French we say “14 juillet 1789”

We don’t even say “nth day of”

rdri,

In a text like “the research started at 2003-01-24”, or pretty much in any other text where you need to convey all 3 elements.

I bet you also don’t say “14 07 1789”, because that’s what MM format means.

joneskind,
@joneskind@lemmy.world avatar

You bet wrong

We write AND say “La Révolution a démarré le 14/07/1789” or “La Révolution à démarré le 14 juillet 1789”

Spoken numbered month are usually used in an administrative context, to ease the work of our contact.

rdri,

Oh that’s right, the spoken administrative context. Same in my dd-mm-yyyy county actually. Still, I find it less intuitive than the logical yyyy-mm-dd when understanding written text.

SendMePhotos,

Fuckin wait until you hear how many feet are in a mile. You all should’ve waterboarded us harder while we were a young country.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

FIvE tOMaToeS

lichtmetzger,

It’s very easy to sort by this format, makes perfect sense.

CommanderCloon,

Easier to sort by YYYY-MM-DD than MM-DD-YYYY tho

lichtmetzger,

Dammit, I misread here. Of course, the US format is terrible.

Algaroth,

We do that in Sweden as well. Our social security numbers are that plus 4 unique numbers. The beers I send out to stores have yyyy-mm-dd printed at the bottom.

sukhmel,

So no more than 10 thousands of Swedes may get an SSN at the same day (or be born at the same day even 🤔)?

Algaroth, (edited )

Hasn’t been a problem so far. I’m guessing maybe they will add numbers or use letters if it comes up. They recentled started doing that on license plates.

tekeous, in They sure are friendly siblings

sauce?

Rudee,

The coffin of Andy and Leyley

::: spoiler The joke is incest :::

Ragdoll_X,
@Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world avatar

My vague understanding of this is that it’s supposed to be a bad ending, like they have an abusive relationship or smth.

Though I have no intention of playing the game to check.

swiftcasty,

I watched a "let's play" on youtube. The story is interesting, they do have an abusive relationship, and every ending is the "bad end."

SkySyrup,

I played it, that route isn’t really something you’d stumble onto by accident. Otherwise, it’s a really fun visual novel type game with genuinely good humor and writing- along with, I suppose some kinda degen humor lol

stevedidwhat_infosec, in Columbine vibes

Ever since I saw this photo I couldn’t take the dude seriously.

The utter irony

Mr_Blott,

That must be a wig right?

Soulg,

It’s a Halloween costume

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug, in Looking at you, Google and Unity.

Unity has been shitty since they merged with Ironsource. They’re an Ad company now (notice how mobile ads sometimes have the familiar Unity logo now? Yeah that’s why)

Custoslibera, in The evolution of the Pickelhaub

This is incredibly unsafe.

He needs hearing protection.

Sup3rlativ3,

Looks like they are Aussies. This is safer than most Saturday nights down Kings Cross

OldManBOMBIN, in I know You!

Damn I gotta get into posting in other communities

neuracnu, in Lemmy Users
@neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

On that topic, consider:

!newcommunities A place to post and discover new communities all over Lemmy.

New communities like…

!stick Stick Enthusiasts: A place for enthusiasts of sticks of all shapes and sizes. We all love a good stick! Is it a walking stick? Light Saber? Gun? Looks brown and sticky? You decide!

VentraSqwal, (edited )

I’d also recommend !trendingcommunities. They seem to find some pretty good communities.

Asudox, (edited )
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

Mine is a stick that got stuck in a m&m tube.

Stern,
@Stern@lemmy.world avatar

i understand that reference

PowerGloveSoBad, (edited ) in $1 grilled cheese
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Che_Donkey,
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

Seriously, making me feel reeeeal old that I get this reference. NOCOKE , pepsi!

scottywh,

Cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger pepsi

Lizzy_Wizzy, in Don't be a no-poster

Real. I’m such a hypocrite

ieightpi, (edited )

The fact that lemmy users are as humble as yourself is reason enough to keep this community going.

Lizzy_Wizzy,

💖

MargotRobbie, in I know You!

I noticed there are certain people here who always seem to comment on every single post here.

How do they find the time to do this? Are they on strike from their day job or something?

Cracks_InTheWalls,
@Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works avatar

My literal first thought when seeing the title was “Certainly they’re referring to character actress Margot Robbie”

MargotRobbie,

That’s esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie to you!

Karyoplasma,

I’m on the shitter every day.

CADmonkey,

Basically!

stebo02, (edited )
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

i mean I definitely remember seeing you in several comment sections too

MargotRobbie,

Yay I’m an Internet celebrity now!

danteog,

Thanks for making here a better place

MonsieurArchi,

I’ve seen your name in them movies!

MargotRobbie,

I want to see my name in “List of Oscar winners” this year.

AlDente, (edited )

Paging FlyingSquid.

fung, in Columbine vibes

Is that an actual tweet of his? Lol what a dork

EatYouWell,

He’s basically JP from Grandma’s Boy.

JJROKCZ,

You’re just jealous of his robot ears

Lucidlethargy, (edited )

I need evidence. This one is too much… I’ll be back after I look around the internet.

Edit: Wow. Just wow. I just… What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Proof (warning, it’s a Twitter link).

crazyCat,

Holy cringe Batman

hungryphrog,
lefaucet, (edited )

According to msn.com and thestreet.com it’s a real tweet lol

Such mall ninja vibes

thestreet.com/…/one-of-teslas-foremost-bears-issu…

casmael,

Yeah I suppose at this point it’s a mixture of unlimited wealth, unlimited cocaine, very limited self awareness and very limited imagination

Steve,

And high self confidence

harry_balzac,

I think it’s Ketamine in his case. Of course, he is using it under the strict supervision of his personal doctor, Joe Rogan.

can,

“I forgot to add that I am my own worst enemy by far,” Musk said. “No need for others to dig my grave when I’m doing it so well myself.”

Rare moment of self awareness from Elon?

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

More like legal backpedal

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t want to click that link. Are you joking or is that a real quote?

can, (edited )

It’s a real quote from the article. I haven’t investigated further to verify.

Edit: I have some bad news

CeruleanRuin,

A rare moment of self-awareness from Lonnie boy.

CeruleanRuin,

What do large hairy gay men have to do with this?

DeadMartyr, in Japan is on its own wavelength.

YYYY-MM-DD (honestly without dashes) is the only helpful format.

If you name all your files with this as a suffix then your files automatically sort versions of themselves in order when sorting by name.

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

ISO 8601 baby

Though it ought to be a prefix, not a suffix

PilferJynx,

Yeah this method is superior for digital filing. I can’t imagine the sorting clusters I’d have to go through to find what I want any other way

numanair,

You mean as a prefix, right?

Shayreelz,

Their assumption is that the filename is the same otherwise e.g. myNotes20231122.txt

numanair,

Oh I see, thanks. Good alternative to final3_release2.

CapeWearingAeroplane,

Came here to say this, I use DD.MM.YY in day-to-day stuff, but for files it’s either YYYY_MM_DD or YY_MM_DD, the automatic ordering is beautiful

ObviouslyNotBanana, in Columbine vibes
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Jesus fucking Christ on a bicycle what a fucking cringelord

SuckMyWang, (edited )

peaks over graveyard fence

“where’s mark suckaturd? Oh yeh, you got scared of him and showed everyone that you’re full of shit”

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I mean Facebook is kind of like a graveyard

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