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yads, in POV: you're American

Ironically this feature is likely only available in the US.

kewwwi,
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

only just have to be you increasingly wealthy as time progresses.

vox,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

isn’t healthy living a Chinese thing

nfsu2,
@nfsu2@feddit.cl avatar

-20 social credits

Send_me_nude_girls, in Shout-out-to-mods-posting

You forgot drugs.

KnowledgeableNip, in Me Too, me too...

Some have sensors that will really help heat food evenly and will adjust times and power levels depending on what you’re doing. Most are just default cook times, but if you haven’t tried it out, it’s worth it.

Hnazant,

You guys need an airfryer in your life.

Olgratin_Magmatoe,

How am I going to airfry a soup?

(With that said I have an air frier)

keyez,

You have trouble evenly heating soup in a microwave? I thought the process is pretty simple, multiple heating stages and stir in between

Olgratin_Magmatoe,

That’s exactly what I do and I don’t have problems getting it warm all throughout.

And even for solid food it isn’t too hard. Just keep it shaped like a doughnut, then let it sit for a minute or two.

Hnazant,

I have a steamer combo. Can you steam soup?

JSens1998,

I just got an air fryer and find that the food is cold in the middle but the rest is cooked. What am I doing wrong?

WashedOver,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

I watched a video the other day discussing the sensors in some Microwaves for popping popcorn. Most lower end units don’t have these sensors but the ones that do, can actually make pretty good popcorn.

Raiderkev,

I watched that same video, and it inspired me to upgrade my microwave game. I’ve had the same one for like a decade and it sucked. New one has all the bells / whistles and does air frying too. It’s night and day compared to the old one

amki,
@amki@feddit.de avatar

TechnologyConnections is pretty dope

WashedOver,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

Thanks, I couldn’t recall the name of the channel. He does some great content. I never cared about microwaves because I don’t use them, but I found myself watching a couple of long videos he did on them none the less.

pingveno,

America’s Test Kitchen will help you care

tl;dw: Learn to use the power settings to let heat defuse through the food during the process.

PerogiBoi, in They aren't, and I'm sick of being told they are
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

My government is mostly privatized. We even hired a consulting firm to figure out how the government could lower consulting fees. The consultants found that if we consult less, we will have lower consulting fees. We paid over half a million for that single report:

theglobeandmail.com/…/article-federal-government-…

Buffaloaf,

Next step: hire a consultant to figure out how to consult less.

galloog1,

Government consultant here. The federal government does nothing if it is not military related or medical care in the Department of Veterans Affairs. Everything they produce is done via contract. That includes leadership which is queued up using consulting. Sure, they make the decisions but that’s not management or the visionary leadership people think it is. It’s all contract management.

CaptnKarisma, in Har-monica

Multiple Personality Disorder thanks for spreading awareness

3valc, in They aren't, and I'm sick of being told they are

You should see the companies in charge of the mexican government.

SapphironZA, in They aren't, and I'm sick of being told they are

I think the issue is large organizations are inefficient and inflexible, be they government or corporates.

You want small lean groups with a lot of autonomy.

AeonFelis,

That’s a survivorship bias. Running a small group is easier, of course, than a large organization (though I’m not sure how much this get offset by the large organization having more resources and the advantage of size), but I suspect there is something else going on there. When there are small groups, there can be many small groups, and the inefficient ones can die leaving only the successful efficient ones. Large organizations are too often “too big to fail”.

PsychedSy,

Our corporate structures and limited liability not only make these massive orgs possible, but incentivize some truly insane megacorps.

SapphironZA,

Yep, the US government used to break up monopolies and it greatly benefitted the boomers.

pingveno,

It’s not just that. You want businesses to be able to fail if they are being run poorly. That’s something that’s a lot harder with government agencies, state owned enterprises, and large companies.

  • government agencies: People rely on them by design. You can’t simply shut down the health care or welfare system because it’s being run poorly or corruptly.
  • state owned enterprises: There is pressure from the ruling class to keep even inefficiently run or corrupt SOE going because they provide jobs and patronage.
  • large companies: They become systemically important. The loss of a single large business can cascade through the economy. See: Lehman Brothers or the big auto companies during the 2008 crash.
AllonzeeLV, in POV: you're American

I’ve never seen a watch with such a high degree of accuracy.

lugal,

I have a watch that shows the exact correct time two times a day

Rodeo, (edited )

That more times than any working watch. Consider:

If a watch is working but its time deviates from the actual correct time by one second, that watch will never, ever show the correct time. It will always be off by that one second.

A broken watch, on the other hand, is guaranteed to show the exact correct time twice every day.

Therefore broken watches are more useful than working watches.

lugal,

Thatsthejoke.zip

Merwyn, (edited ) in Muoöe

French “vache”: Meuh

SpeakinTelnet,
@SpeakinTelnet@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s only a vache if it’s from the Vachier region of France otherwise it’s a sparkling bovine.

cantstopthesignal,

Le moo

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Meaux.

supercriticalcheese,

Meuglement pronounced Moo

spudwart, in They aren't, and I'm sick of being told they are
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

Typically this is something I hear more commonly within businesses.

Unsurprisingly the business thinks business is the most efficient way to run anything.

Lemjukes, in Har-monica

Booooooooooooo

spudwart, in Har-monica
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Zehzin,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

BAH

Dschingis_Pelikan, in A new fragrance for introverts

You have a few options here. You could try Butyric Acid but you might get crazy because it is to strong. Sulfuric compounds like Hydrogen Sulfide numbs your nostrils so it might work nicely.

Pro tip: don’t use cat urin because some people are sexually attracted to it because of a infection with Toxoplasma Gondii.

Pantherina, in Muoöe

Deutsch: Muuue (some silly dialects, actual german is very based)

KISSmyOS,

Eine Kuh macht Muh
Viele Kühe machen Mühe

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

This guy cows

Hailstorm8440, in Ban dihydrogen monoxide

I can believe that the first post I made is 1.4k updoots

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