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tygerprints, in brlbrlelebrbrbr

The last two steps are the easiest. And the most fun. And I know people think, if you eat ass you'll get some disease and get sick. Well I'm an old "apple polisher", and a case could be made that I'm a sick person (!) but, I have never had any problems from it. In fact in some ways, on some people, it's probably the cleanest part of the body. I have not ever experienced anything unpleasant about going down "down there."

empireOfLove, in something's wrong, I can feel it

then you find out the power went out, and your boomer habit of using a normal AC powered alarm clock (so you can keep your phone away from your bed to improve sleep quality) just bit you in the fucking ass

lhamil64,

Could get a clock with a backup battery.

empireOfLove,

mine has a backup- it’s a coin cell to keep the time saved, not to run the alarm.

i’m sure true rechargeable battery clocks exist that would further solve this problem if I bought one; but that would both require effort to find a good one, and also run against my other boomer habit: being a fucking tightwad lmao

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

so you can keep your phone away from your bed to improve sleep quality

Wait how does this work

empireOfLove, (edited )

Just keeps me from using the damn thing. Whenever you’re in bed you should be sleeping, your brain gets accustomed to that habit of lay down = sleep.

If you have your phone there while laying in bed and decide to pick it up to scroll lemmy/instagram/youtube/whatever, the stimulation and blue light will make you want to not sleep. Plus you might end up burning two hours of your sleep tine and not realize it…

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Ohhh duh right, of course. I was thinking like notification sounds or even the signal itself somehow interfering with sleep quality

empireOfLove, (edited )

notifications do bother, i usually have DnD mode set up to turn on automatically. i’m not quite tin-hat enough to blame the 5g signal waves tho lol

Aggravationstation,

Yea I went back to using my phone after that happened. The clock had a backup battery, but that only kept track of the time, the alarm didn’t sound.

kn33,

Oh that’s bullshit

empireOfLove, (edited )

Yeah. A clock with a full backup battery (not judt time keeping) is on my list of things I should get but can’t be assed to go look for.

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

You don’t have a battery powered alarm clock?

empireOfLove,

…no?

I have some big red LCD shit from the 90s that i got out of a box at my parents house lol

vox, (edited )
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

i use a smartwatch (a cheap-ass huawei band) as an alarm.
also has a bonus feature of not waking up 5 other family members.

empireOfLove,

like, do you wear it while you’re sleeping even? or just on a charger pedestal

I do have an old samsung Gear 2 that I don’t use anymore. Could use that and skip pairing to my phone. I just don’t wear smart watches, because I never wear a watch at all (blue collar industry habits, can’t wear any bands that might get caught in moving machinery)

vox, (edited )
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

i just keep it on 24/7, even while showering/sleeping (i basically only take it off to charge, which it only needs once every 10-14 days for like 15 minutes).
The vibro alarm thingy is surprisingly effective at waking me up! (somehow wakes me up even faster than traditional loud noise alarms)
but yeah in your case i wouldn’t be very convinient

HoodieGyaru, in brlbrlelebrbrbr
@HoodieGyaru@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Eat ass so you can be bred with tapeworms in your tummy 😋

jeanofthedead,

I have yet to meet a person who has ever had tapeworms.

kewwwi,
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

eat ass, lose weight 😂🤷‍♀️

ivanafterall, in something's wrong, I can feel it
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

"Oh, shit, why do I feel rested!?"

blanketswithsmallpox,

Oh, that’s right, I got on medication half a decade ago now.

It’s like reverse nightmares lol.

tygerprints, in something's wrong, I can feel it

We all need more sleep. Drinking coffee with my toes is getting a bit socially awkward. And trust me, when you get my age, you'll only wish you had indulged in more sleep when you were young. Now I have to take an entire bottle of Ambien and drape a towel drenched in chloroform over my face to get any sleep at all! (WELL maybe I should cut back on the caffeine also....).

MrMamiya,

Have you been checked for sleep apnea?

tygerprints,

No because I'm not willing to be put on a CPAP device. I suffer from bleeding throat due to an unnaturally dry throat, and I cannot tolerate any air forced down my airway. I probably DO have sleep apnea, but I don't have the usual symptoms of it, I simply usually just feel restless in bed and unable to feel sleepy at all. I go to bed late, you'd think I'd be worn out enough to sleep, but I just lay there. When i do sleep, it's all nightmares and I don't get any rest from that anyway.

MrMamiya,

They have a new device that you wear on your neck that electronically stimulates you to prevent apnea. Might be worth looking into. I’m not an expert though.

TheDarksteel94,

You don’t always need some device for sleep apnea, if it’s not a bad case. But what you’re describing doesn’t necessarily sound like that anyway.

Philharmonic3, in My cousin said the gas savings for a prius and a motorcycle were the same.

I ride the subway. Checkmate

panicnow, in 6÷2(1+2)

This is a very nice piece that had so much information I did not know. Toward the top of the article I was wishing for footnotes, references or something that would indicate it was not just your opinion, but as I got further into the piece you provided so many great references. I thought the calculator manuals were particularly accessible and convincing. Thanks for a great read!

RockAndGnome, in vanity plate 1III1I1
@RockAndGnome@lemmy.world avatar

“what’s he Driving?”

“Yes”

ilinamorato, in vanity plate 1III1I1
bdonvr,

Link for the alt text

xkcd.com/1105/

Da_Boom,
@Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Link for the mobile user

m.xkcd.com/1105/

ilinamorato,

Dang, thanks. That’s the link I meant to post.

jordanlund,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

Reminds me of the “NO PLATE” story.

www.snopes.com/fact-check/auto-no-plate/

Which is… apparently TRUE? O_O

ilinamorato,

Dang. That’s a major UX flaw in BMV and police systems.

GrammatonCleric, in something's wrong, I can feel it
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Why is he already sitting up with coffee, though? The other version of this was better.

NocturnalMorning, in vanity plate 1III1I1

This will fool them! I’ll just take the other decals off when I’m safely away from the cops! (Laughs all the way to jail anyway)

frezik, (edited ) in 6÷2(1+2)

1 2 + 2 * 6 /

What’s the problem?

Also, you forgot my inlaws, one of whom believes the answer is 5.

Buck,

It’s actually 6 2 / 1 2 + *

Klear,

Found the reverse Pole.

wischi,

I’m not sure if you read the post yet but I also have a short section about alternative notations which are less ambiguous or never ambiguous. RPN has the same issue as most notations that are never ambiguous namely that it’s hard to read - especially for big expressions.

deadbeef79000,

It’s three cubits in diameter and no ne cubits around.

Therefore π is three.

Fackz.

friendly_ghost, in 6÷2(1+2)

That blog post was awesome, thanks for doing that work and letting us know about it!

wischi,

Thank you for taking the time to read it.

GrammatonCleric, in vanity plate 1III1I1
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a Toyota Corolla 😂

Viking_Hippie,

Shh! They’re trying to keep it a secret!

BeardedGingerWonder,

It clearly says Saab Corolla V8

rug_burn,

Man I didn’t know Saab made a V8 corolla, I’ve only ever seen the diesel inline 6

Gordon,

Those are all brown AWD wagons with a manual transmission and come used from the factory.

atomicorange, in 6÷2(1+2)

Great write up! The answer is use parentheses or fractions and stop wasting everyone’s time 😅

wischi,

That’s actually a great way of putting it 🤣

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