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stoly, in I will rue the day this inevitably happens.

That, sadly, is the future. Valve is one of those rare companies that put out something interesting then got out of the way so that others could put out their ideas. Steam and PAX are a fantastic way to enable the creativity of others. I will keep my fingers crossed that this all works out, but I am fully prepared to be sad between now and, say, 10 years in the future.

nick, in title

For the emperor

TheDarksteel94,

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

nick,

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

Jtee, in What a relief! I was kinda getting worried
@Jtee@lemmy.world avatar

I like when stories have a happy ending

southsamurai, in Seriously who patrols old posts...
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

What about our stupid?

BudgetBandit, in No take backs?

Matrix actually makes more sense if the machines use the brains as processors

jackpot,
@jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

what is it in the matrix

cholesterol,

A power source. It does not make sense.

InFerNo,

For the majority of the people it’s enough to trigger their suspension of belief.

Orangenkuchen,

I heard somewhere that this was the original plan. They changed it because computers were new and they didn’t think people would understand “using human brains as CPUs”

NoSpiritAnimal,
@NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world avatar

This is direct from the Wachowskis and 100% true. The studio made them dumb down a ton if computer stuff.

birthday_attack,

That’s a common misconception that’s been passed around the Internet so long that it’s become common knowledge. There’s a great (now deleted, but archived) writeup showing that the Wachowskis always intended humans to be batteries. The actual source of the “processors” idea came from a Neil Gaiman short story written to promote the movie at its release

lordgoose,

Honestly, I’d like to see this version. This might explain better why the machines using humans for their own benefit is such a bad thing since, presumably, using humans as CPUs would take up brain power that we could use to build a better society or something.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, in The Fuck Lemmy, you're trending wrong.
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I do not understand the problem with this image.

Would you please explain?

db2,

Trans bad. Or something like that.

tubaruco,

im more confused about transmemes being on lemmynsfw

coffeebiscuit,

No, not that one. The other 4, and not the dirty roads.

Vuraniute,
@Vuraniute@thelemmy.club avatar

Shouldve circled it so people dont misidentify you as a transphobe.

coffeebiscuit,

True… this one is on me.

eltimablo,

It's really not. People like Varaniute will find something wrong with even the most glimmering of complements. My recommendation is to block and move on.

un_aristocrate, (edited )

These communities are not trending.

Even if going from one subscriber to three technically qualifies as a 200% growth it does not qualifiy as trending.

dangblingus, in 6÷2(1+2)

I tried explaining this to people on facebook in 2010 or so.

“You must be fun at parties!”

Bitch, i dont want to attend your lame ass party where people think they know how math works.

syd, (edited ) in Waiting
@syd@lemy.lol avatar
  • lemmy.{various domain extensions}
  • feddit.{2 letter country codes}
  • lemmy.{an association or a username}.{com/net/org/zone}
  • lemy.{lol,nl}
  • sh.itjust.works
  • lemm.ee
  • lemmynsfw.com
  • iusearchlinux.fyi
  • pornlemmy.com
  • thelemmy.club
  • programming.dev
  • toast.ooo
  • reddthat.com
  • aussie.zone
  • monyet.cc

I believe I covered most of them :)

example,

👀

Vuraniute,
@Vuraniute@thelemmy.club avatar

thelemmy.club + programming.dev

syd,
@syd@lemy.lol avatar

👍

Annoyed_Crabby,

Hi

ninjan,

You got me covered at least!

The_other_fish,

There is another…

vox,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

sopuli

30p87,

Where lemmy.blahaj.zone?

syd,
@syd@lemy.lol avatar

👍

LeftHandedWave,

Damn straight.

syd, (edited )
@syd@lemy.lol avatar

There is no other instance starts with lemm or ends with ee, so I couldn’t group them 😄

Flaky,
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ahem

syd,
@syd@lemy.lol avatar

👍

ninjan,

Love it!

superduperenigma,

pornlemmy.com

syd,
@syd@lemy.lol avatar

👍

PoolloverNathan, (edited )

What about, say, lemy.lol?

syd,
@syd@lemy.lol avatar

OMG 😱 I forgot my own instance lol

EmpathicVagrant,

Banned.

drbluefall,
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pokes

syd,
@syd@lemy.lol avatar

🍻

grant,

🍞

yogthos, in It's a simple world view
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

And it’s the root cause vast majority of the time.

freeindv,

Not really

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

yes really

freeindv,

Really not really

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

whatever helps you sleep at night I suppose

WarmSoda, in Hardcore bassist

Kevin James playing bass makes me feel bad to be a bassist.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Music isn't a competition. You'll never progress if you stop every time someone is better than you.

WarmSoda,

Oh no he’s better than me too??

Cjwii, (edited )

He’s Kevin fucking James. Literal King.

Of course he’s better than you

Luci,
@Luci@lemmy.ca avatar

Kevin James playing bass makes me feel great to be a bassist.

I bet he makes a great bass face.

BeardedGingerWonder,

Funny, there’s me going “oh look, fuck face plays bass”

Yondoza,

Whose got your favorite bass face?

I think mine is Sam Wilkes or Joe Dart.

Mischala, in If you needed motivation

Yeah, I don’t need anything as much as that crackhead needs crack.

yads, in POV: you're American

Ironically this feature is likely only available in the US.

kewwwi,
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

only just have to be you increasingly wealthy as time progresses.

vox,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

isn’t healthy living a Chinese thing

nfsu2,
@nfsu2@feddit.cl avatar

-20 social credits

MystikIncarnate, in They aren't, and I'm sick of being told they are

One point here: the government doesn’t pay out a large chunk of it’s earnings to people who did nothing to ensure that the product or service was delivered.

They got paid a large percentage of revenue because they’re shareholders.

Tell me again why taking a big pile of money from customers, who are very likely not wealthy (at least for the majority), and giving it to wealthy people, is “more efficient” than the government doing the same job and just, not doing that?

If you cut out the profit, the “business” runs more lean, no matter which way you arrange the numbers. I would argue that a more lean business model is simply more efficient. The dollars going in simply result in more output per dollar. IMO, that’s efficient.

Am I taking crazy pills here?

yo_scottie_oh,

But the shareholders didn’t do nothing, they provided capital.

MystikIncarnate,

Except they didn’t. Whomever purchased the stock initially did, and often that amount is a shadow of what the stock is currently traded at.

It’s also a figure that’s been repaid over and over again as dividends have been paid.

With government organizations, the public, aka debt devices, aka the public wallet, pays for the initial investment. Once that investment is made it pays for itself over and over in goods and services over the lifetime of the investment.

Shareholders are basically the landlords of wall street. They contribute nothing and feel like they deserve everything.

yo_scottie_oh, (edited )

Except they didn’t. Whomever [sic] purchased the stock initially did, and often that amount is a shadow of what the stock is currently traded at.

This ignores two other very important roles that subsequent shareholders play:

  • Give initial investors the opportunity re-deploy their capital elsewhere when they choose to do so.
  • Signal the value of the company’s equity, in real time, on the open market. When the stock is trading above IPO price (as your rebuttal implies), this enables the company to raise more capital by borrowing against its equity and/or selling shares of its own stock.

In light of these critical roles, it’s vastly unfair to say that shareholders contribute nothing to the delivery of goods and services—quite the opposite.

MystikIncarnate,

Okay, I’m not getting into a debate about organizational behaviour, economics and finance with an unarmed person.

Good day to you sir/madam.

yo_scottie_oh,

For the kids reading at home, this is what an ad hominem attack looks like—a logical fallacy in which one attacks their opponent personally instead of addressing the merits of their argument.

MystikIncarnate,

I’m just tired, and the context of your statements show a dramatic lack of understanding for how business operates.

Good luck tho. 👍

AnanasMarko,

While I agree with you completely, the argument for a counter-point would be that exactly because the private company should create as much profit for the owners as possible - it has to be as lean / efficient as possible.

That is not true for “the goverment” as profit is not an encentive to rationalize the work process.

What I find interesting are goverment agencies that operate on both levels. A great example is Ordenance Survey in UK. While they provide a public service, they also sell some of their products commercially to cover some operating costs (hiking maps etc.).

mrcleanup,

because the private company should create as much profit for the owners as possible - it has to be as lean / efficient as possible.

Yeah but no. It would be if the owner/shareholders weren’t skimming of the top. The process may be lean but the pricing is designed to maximize and take as much as the market will bear. Which undoes the benefit the efficiency could bring to a public service.

Norgur, (edited ) in Animals.
AFaithfulNihilist, in what's your best "insecure boss" story?
@AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world avatar

I quit, gave 30 days notice, set about training my replacements and one of the bosses fired me 2 weeks into that period. They ended up owing me money.

It basically let me take a year off of work and just try out different kinds of art.

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