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rustydrd, in Into the endless expanse with them
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

Mi a simple beltalowda. Mi see bosmang, mi press like!

Five,

Thatz your sharpnez! Thatz your powa!

520, in Billionaire has never heard of the Streisand effect.
lugal, in Pizza delivery

And it really does contribute to society

MrVilliam,

A pizza can feed a family of four. A cop could feed his family of four if his wife and kids hadn’t left him for the domestic abuse reported amongst 40%* of all American cops.

  • 40% is the self-reported figure. Unreported instances presumably would make the actual number much higher.
lugal,

Eat a pizza and you’re fed for a day. Be shot by a cop and you will never be hungry again

Iron_Lynx, (edited ) in Southern Heritage

I heard/read a story somewhere once, where there was a statue somewhere of someone who’s better off not glorified. The statue was defaced regularly, and every time it was defaced, there’d be someone cleaning it up.

Over time the statue went on to look worse for wear until one day, the authorities decided it was better to remove and replace the statue.

It turned out the guy cleaning it up was always the same guy, who hated the subject of the statue with a passion, and alway used salt water to clean it, hoping to corrode & wear down the statue. Some people suspect he and the vandal were the same person.

UnRelatedBurner, (edited ) in european stereotypes

Every single European stereotype is true.

doctorn,
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

It’s almost as if stereotypes are based on some truths… 😅

Kusimulkku,

Oh boy, you do not want to say that

UnRelatedBurner,

he did tho, and I agree

Globulart, (edited )

Sounds like something a fat stupid American would say.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

fat stupid American

AKA an American.

problematicPanther,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

how many layers deep is this? the stereotypical european would say something like that. Or is that the joke and I’m just too simple to understand?

Globulart, (edited )

Haha it’s absolutely the joke mate.

I, a European, objected to being stereotyped in any way so I proved the point by being oblivious to myself doing the exact same thing.

I don’t think all Americans are fat and stupid. Some are actually pretty thin as it goes…

problematicPanther,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

as a fat stupid american, thank you for explaining the joke, mate

Globulart,

No worries you adorably chubby simpleton you :) x

Now if you excuse me, I have to get back to not visiting the dentist and having a more advanced sense of humour than you.

Hiro8811, (edited )

Plus public healthcare

Globulart,

Just barely these days unfortunately…

Hiro8811,

At least it doesn’t cost 1000 for a ride in the WooWoo van

Globulart,

True enough. I’m definitely not saying its worse than the US, it’s just so badly understaffed at the moment that any “non emergency” surgery will likely be a year or more waiting.

Hiro8811,

Where is that?

Globulart,

UK

Hiro8811,

didn’t expect that

Globulart,

Don’t get me wrong, I’m thankful it exists at all, but there’s a reason doctors have just announced the longest strike in NHS history unfortunately. My wife is a doctor and frequently treats dying patients in the corridor, it’s just a mess and a lot of people seem to think it’s being deliberately underfunded to eventually make privatisation the only option.

Hiro8811, (edited )

That’s one downside of public infrastructure. The government can only allocate a certain budget. There’s a similar situation where I live but it’s about a school.

killeronthecorner, (edited )
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Absolutely! I actually met the thin one at a conference once

ExLisper,

Hey, I also met the thin American once. Small world…

UnRelatedBurner,

I see what you did there, but fyi I’m from middle Europe

Globulart,

Just a joke mate :) x

ExLisper,

There’s no such thing as Middle Europe. Oder river separates Western Europe from Eastern Europe. That’s it.

Name,

What about latitude!

ExLisper,

London would be in Central Europe.

Hiro8811,

True

Broccoli,
@Broccoli@lemmy.world avatar
ExLisper,
crispy_kilt, (edited )

Central Europe: a term invented by the less eastern eastern europe so they stop getting called eastern europe

mory,

As a less eastern eastern european, can confirm

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

I think we found the Wise Old Fat Man of the River

kuneho,
@kuneho@lemmy.world avatar

especially as you go more and more to the east

Justas,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

No, most Lithuanians are not gangsters or hookers, we just exported those abroad.

Kusimulkku,

This gets bad quickly

EatYouWell, in it takes the edge off

Christ, that TV is worth like $2500 used

LemmyKnowsBest,

that might be the novelty value of it but I doubt it cost much when it was new.

ipkpjersi,

Also as CRTs become more and more rare as more of them die off and new ones typically aren’t manufactured anymore, it’s not surprising that the prices are just skyrocketing lol

Klear, (edited )

For some reason I find it weird that Shrek coincided with CRTs. Not sure if it’s because I tend to think of Shrek as being more recent than he is, or that I think CRTs stopped being used earlier…

ipkpjersi,

I think it’s because CRTs seem like such a thing from the 80s, and Shrek is more recent than that, but Shrek and CRTs were both fairly common in the early 2000s.

Anticorp,

Why would anyone want a CRT TV though? We used to prefer CRT monitors for gaming because they had faster refresh rates, but that’s not really an issue for television, and gaming monitors have superior refresh rates now.

ipkpjersi, (edited )

For older retro-style game consoles, a CRT still provides a better display experience, on LCDs you get smuging/bluring that just wasn’t present on CRTs for these older consoles. An LCD etc just doesn’t do them justice the way a CRT does.

Anticorp,

Oh that’s true. I tried to play some old Nintendo games on my Switch, using my 65" OLED flat panel TV and it was horrible.

nossaquesapao, (edited )

They’re not really rare. For example, here in Brazil, it’s just a common thing in houses to have an old crt lying around, sometimes, still in use. People sell them for really cheap, or just give them away (since they’re heavy, a lot of people will gladly give you one, or two, for free if you simply go there to take it). Even in a country where crts are rare, a collector could simply import one from a place where it costs almost nothing.

Crts may be old, but they were manufactured in millions, making them not really valuable, because they’re not rare. Same goes for things like floppy disks or coins from periods of huge inflation. It will take a loooong time until we see crt prices skyrocketing due to scarcity. Prices may have gone up a little in some places, but not that much.

As for the shrek one, like people said, it’s because it was a limited model.

EatYouWell,

It was a limited edition promo release, so it’s definitely a collectable now.

Imgonnatrythis,

I don’t think anyone was arguing that…

affiliate,

i’ll argue it right now!

Imgonnatrythis,

That’s the spirit

JPJones,

No it isn’t!

RupertMcClanahan,

No, an argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.

JPJones,

Nuh uh!

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sorry, I’m not allowed to argue unless you pay.

Retrograde,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

But I just paid you just now!

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

No you didn’t.

theangryseal,

I just made a comment about a guy I know looking for this.

He’d pay more than that. He’s got the whole set of these for whatever reason.

He’s too young for it to have any nostalgic value lol.

EatYouWell,

Ebay has one new in box for like $6500

theangryseal,

Hey I’ll let him know. Thank you.

I don’t get why he wants it buuuut haha.

lapislazuli, (edited ) in Lies! Deception!

Where is this? (Sorry, I’m an European, on the edge of the map)

Ragincloo,

I second this question, where is this?

Steve,

Bed Bath and beyond, a piece of shit home-goods store

KillerTofu,

May they rest in peace.

Viking_Hippie,

Edge of the map, you say? Svalbard?

radioactiveradio,

We live on a ball of mud so the edge of the map is the beginning of the map.

alectrocute,
@alectrocute@lemmy.ml avatar

A soon to be extinct retailer called Bed Bath And Beyond. Watch the Adam Sandler movie ‘Click’ for a full rundown of the brand.

ledtasso, (edited )

My understanding was that overstock.com bought them for their brand only, and then changed their own name to Bed Bath & Beyond. So the old BB&B is now extinct, and overstock.com is now masquerading as BB&B.

If you go to overstock.com or o.co, both actually redirect to Bed Bath & Beyond now (which is presumably just a re-skinned version of the old overstock.com?)

general_kitten, in I'm starting to feel like there's not much choice

by buying a house you get to be a wage slave for a couple dozen years, By renting you can be a wage slave for your whole life

TrickDacy, (edited )
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

It’s cute that you think life is inexpensive once you pay off your mortgage at 65 and have spent several thousand dollars throughout the years maintaining that house that would’ve otherwise been put into your savings account

Anticorp, (edited )

Over time the mortgage payment is less expensive than it was at first, due to inflation. My rent is 3x more than my neighbor’s mortgage because they bought their house 15 years ago.

ZeroTHM,

It’s less about that the money gets spent and more about the outcome. The money is burned either way, but now maybe my kids will have it easier and can save their money. Maybe we can start to build more generational wealth, and their kids can have even better lives.

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

That’s the idea we are sold, yes

ZeroTHM,

What do you want then? To have nothing? For your children to struggle like we do? I want mine to have a leg up, any advantage I can give them.

TrickDacy, (edited )
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

I’m going to save my money until the time is truly right, vs hurrying to buy because “anything is better than renting”

Also, I will definitely not be having any children

JPJones,

Man, what the heck happened that made you so bitter about home ownership? I know it can be a pain at times, but it’s one of the simplest and most reliable ways we have to build wealth and escape being wage slaves.

TrickDacy, (edited )
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Why can’t I criticize the very real issues about something without being against it entirely? I’m not…

I wish someone had properly warned me before I bought a house

JPJones,

It’s not the criticism. It’s the condescension and bitterness. Your case is an outlier; an anecdote, yet you’re talking about it like it’s the norm when the data shows it is not. So I asked what your story is, because that’s the important part. What happened? What lesson can people learn from your situation that might help them avoid it themselves?

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

What is not an outlier, happens probably 90% of the time, is when a young person hastily buys a house it is a lot more to deal with and more expensive than they think it will be.

It’s the condescension and bitterness.

Most of the haters here seem pretty condescending and bitter to me, that’s not what I’m trying to be. But then again, I probably wasted 500 hours of my life and $150,000 unnecessarily, which could’ve been avoided if I had just been more careful. Literally no one cautioned me, everyone pretty much encouraged me every step of the way. So yeah I guess I’m bitter, and that comes out when a bunch of strangers tell me I am an idiot who loves renting and hates owning because I dare to dissent

A lot of you are filling in all the gaps with shit you made up.

What happened was I set an arbitrarily low price for a house and stuck to it. The result is that I bought an old house that was pretty blah. Ended up spending a lot on it, and 5 years later when I decided to move it was a huge burden. No one wanted to pay a cent more than I had paid and I had to rent it. Had one good tenant and one super shitty tenant. It was a huge hassle. I lost money, even compared to if I had just rented those years.

Because I thought like a lot of you here (renting is ALWAYS bad), I fucked up. I should have been more careful.

What you are willing to write off as an outlier that never happens probably happens every single day. Buying a house is not magic. They are a lot of work. They can be very expensive.

JPJones,

Thanks for the explanation and context. Your opinion makes more sense now.

Pyr_Pressure,

If it weren’t more profitable to own a house than it were to rent, there wouldn’t be such a thing as landlords.

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

No one said it wasn’t. It’s just that people think it’s easier and more profitable than it often is. also people for some reason are okay with giving a bank an absurd amount of money just because they think it’s a better deal. And no I don’t have to like giving money to a landlord to make this observation

herrvogel,

It definitely is a better deal though, if you can scrape up the sum.

You rent for 20 years, all the money you’ve spent over those 240 months is gone forever. That wealth has been transferred from you to another entity. It’s not yours anymore in any way shape or form.

You buy a house, your wealth just changes shape. Money in your bank account becomes real estate with your name on the papers. You still have your wealth, for the most part. Sure you’ll lose some on the maintenance and the mortgage and whatnot, but long term it’s not even in the same ballpark of 240 months of rent.

Not a difficult decision to make, if, again, you are in a position to make it in the first place.

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Have you read my other comments? I don’t really need an explanation of how home ownership works. I owned a home for a decade. I lost money. I’m not saying that always happens, just that there are several factors not considered by many people who want to be a homeowner. Yes, it’s practically always less expensive, but it’s also often stressful.

You rent for 20 years, all the money you’ve spent over those 240 months is gone forever.

… we pay for things we’d rather not deal with all the time. No, it’s not money pissed into the wind, I got something for it. Peace of mind for those 20 years. Sleeping in instead of mowing the grass or taking the mower to a mechanic so I can do that.

I have enough stress to deal with without maintaining a property. I may decide to make that trade off again some day, but it’s absolutely not this cut and dried thing where renting is stupid if you can own. There are a lot of tradeoffs involved in owning vs renting.

JPJones,

In the short term, renting isn’t always stupid if you can own, but most of the time it is. In the long term, renting is, with very rare exceptions, much worse than buying. For context, even those who bought in 2005 at the peak of the last housing bubble on a fixed 30y are saving a fuckton by owning rather than renting. They would be paying 3-4x more renting than owning today.

kandoh,

By renting a home, you’ll pay 1300 a month for the rest of your life.

By buying a home, you’ll pay 800 dollars a month for the rest of your life, with the occasional 5 - 10 thousand dollars surprises every now and again.

Pyr_Pressure,

Except in the end you can also sell that house for $600k-$900k+ at 65 years old then use half of that to rent the next 30 years and have the rest to do whatever the fuck you want.

JPJones,

And rent goes up. In 10 years, the mortgage will be the same.

Enk1,

Not true, unfortunately. Insurance and property taxes go up and payment on those is typically held in escrow with your mortgage. If you’re unfortunate enough to live in a state with a clown taint for a governor, like say Ron DeSantis, your mortgage payment could, for example, go up by $600/month this year. Ask me how I know.

Kage520,

Florida has a really great Homestead though, capping your property tax increases to 3% per year. For the insurance, you can probably get Citizens, which isn’t great but it’s something.

JPJones,

Insurance and property taxes aren’t part of the mortgage outside of an escrow account, so yes, it is true.

Regardless, the point is still that rents will increase a lot more than monthly overhead for owning.

kandoh,

So long as the government continues to exercise control over supply to ensure that your investment goes up. There are places like Japan where the value of your home decreases over time because they build new housing when its needed.

NutWrench, in Economic Theory is Fun tho.
@NutWrench@lemmy.ml avatar

I prefer to call them “19th century robber barons” who yearn for the days of company towns, where they would own you from cradle to grave.

DragonTypeWyvern,

They aren’t robber barons.

They’re the simpering toady to the robber baron.

The robber baron loves the government, he buys as many politicians as he can.

killeronthecorner, in copium28
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

This is all you need to understand how little of a shit our leaders actually give about climate change.

BruceTwarzen,

How is that any different from all the jesus freaks?

Brickhead92,

It’s not really, both are bad.

coffeebiscuit,

Yeah… you are complaining about a photo ops thingy. I hope you damn well know that this wasn’t just about a coin ritual. But I guess it’s easy to just go hurdurdur over a minor detail. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

kurwa,

Okay what else was it?

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

So?

coffeebiscuit,

Probably pancakes.

KnowledgeableNip, in Need to update the meme

Death comes in threes.

Charlie Munger, Henry Kissinger…

I’m very excited to see who our third strike is.

cows_are_underrated,

Trump. Even as a non American I feel sorry for you if he gets elected again.

Justas,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

Imagine the conspiracy theories the crazies would cook up! As another non American I think they would be fun.

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

I wouldn’t be surprised if it’d be the last free election in the US if Trump gets elected again

IDontHavePantsOn,

C’mon grandma!

rgb3x3,

Really want that inheritance, huh?

IDontHavePantsOn,

Oh no. She’s dirt poor and I won’t receive a tin can. She’s just pure evil and deserves death.

veroxii,

Rupert Murdoch would be nice.

Etienne_Dahu,

Margaret Thatcher?

KnowledgeableNip,

Again?

Etienne_Dahu,

Forgot she ded already 💀

KnowledgeableNip,

Double tap couldn’t hurt

pingveno,

I hear her headstone makes a popular loo.

RamSwamson, (edited ) in Black Friday

Speaking of sweet Black Friday deals, I came across this gem recently and chuckled a bit, the nerve. this gem

Patches, (edited )

The price decreased by $1.00

K

LemmyKnowsBest,

Yeah they’re clearly mistaken

NutWrench, (edited ) in sErVe aNd pRoFeCt
@NutWrench@lemmy.ml avatar

Giving you contradictory orders is standard operating procedure whenever cops need an excuse to abuse or kill you:

Cop1: “Get on the ground!”

Cop2: “Don’t move!”

Cop1: “I SAID GET ON THE GROUND!”

Cop2: “I SAID DON’T F*CKING MOVE!”

But hey, you were being “uncooperative” and that’s what the record will show, even though it’s literally impossible to follow both orders at the same time.

EmpathicVagrant,

This rings of a certain rifle that reads “You’re fucked”

TheSean,

Daniel Shavers’ murder showed that those contradictory orders can come from one cop, no need to involve a second cop.

Sneptaur, in It really makes me cringe every time they talk about logic...
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

Wow Reddit really did migrate here

Tvkan,

And not just any reddit, but 2010 reddit – in both the best and the worst ways.

Custoslibera,

Yes, how dare I punch down on the poor Mormon Church!

Sneptaur,
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

I never accused you of punching down lol

Isoprenoid,

The problem is that the joke is old and isn’t interesting. It’s like talking about weather and then claiming you’re Oscar Wilde.


Person: “Hey, aren’t religious people wacky?”

Crickets

Custoslibera, (edited )

I’m not apathetic about religious people because unfortunately they continue to occupy positions of authority in our society.

If religious people were actually dismissed in the way you describe I could understand your perspective. They are not mocked liked this though and are very much taken seriously.

Tvkan,

But you’re not talking about that, you’re mocking an individual for being religious.

explodicle,

Isn’t the boss a position of authority?

araozu,

They are not mocking them for being religious. They are mocking their advice about logic, which comes from a religious person.

Because you know, religion & logic don’t go hand in hand.

Isoprenoid,

unfortunately they continue to occupy positions of authority in our society.

No need to pick on religious people in this case. There are plenty of people with various character flaws in positions of power / authority.

If religious people were actually dismissed in the way you describe I could understand your perspective. They are not mocked liked this though and are very much taken seriously.

So you don’t know about:

  • Bill Maher
  • Bill Hicks
  • George Carlin
  • South Park
  • any comedy movie that involves a religious character
  • the Internet
wetnoodle,
@wetnoodle@sopuli.xyz avatar

Notably those examples make absolutely no difference on how religious people in authority positions frequently use their religion to guide how they use their authority (which ain’t fucking cool)

Isoprenoid,

Yup, I’ve heard this one before as well. Got anything new to add to the discussion?

wildginger,

Someones upset their church is only 95% in charge

Isoprenoid,

You lost me at “their church”.

wildginger,

I can use whatever word for church you want, bud, theyre all the same thing with a different title. Temple, parish, mosque, its all big rooms with a speaking spot up front

wetnoodle,
@wetnoodle@sopuli.xyz avatar

Do you? Your only replies are just you being shocked nobody agrees with you.

Isoprenoid,

You okay, bro? You seem upset.

OmenAtom,

Dude was talking about religion in government and your best rebuttal is people make fun of stuff on comedy shows?

Isoprenoid,

Culture doesn’t affect government? That’s new to me.

OmenAtom,

Please tell me how south park poking fun at you, as they do with everyone, affects your ability to legislate. Last i checked the jokes haven’t stopped anyone from cramming their religion down our throats

Isoprenoid,

Please tell me how south park poking fun at you,

Not me.

OmenAtom,

The royal you, are you just trying to be obtuse at this point? (Rhetorical question)

Wild_Mastic,

Ah yes, makes 100 bln dollar profit illegally and tax free, pay 5m fee as punishment. What a fucking joke.

ghostdoggtv, in F#€k $pez

To be honest I kind of like it here.

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