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Modern_medicine_isnt, in literally no clue

I will admit there is something very pleasing about looking at a well trimmed yard. That said, the percent of the earth’s land surface covered by manicured lawns is tiny. The ag industry would love for you to believe your lawn is the problem. It isn’t. The problem is the monoculture farm land. Acres of fields with only one type of crop. And probably other things like pollution and such. But industries love to play the “you are the problem” card to divert from themsleves.

HaiZhung,

This is the correct answer, this shit is „your carbon footprint“ all over again

IDontHavePantsOn,

“Walk to work, ignore corporate consumption, and use only the highest quality refined petroleum products, and go easy on the avocados.”

miss_brainfart,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

Yes, but also: Every little bit of help, well… helps.

Don’t let those industries playing the blame game discourage you from dedicating a part of your yard to a bunch of flowers, because then the problem would get ever so slightly worse.

TWeaK,

Yeah but you could easily have a patch of lush green grass the size of this one in your lawn and also some nice flower beds, bushes, trees and whatever else. Most people want some of that, not just a plain garden with no features. The problem isn’t peoples’ yards, it’s pesticides.

Amends1782,

This + a massive over usage of pesticides

dadGPT, in anyone?

zuck off

DagothUr, in Lung extensions

Nerevar you fool, do not fall for Dr crobars scam. He will not expand your lung. That is impossible Nerevar. I Dagoth Ur(the god) had extended lungs for a while until i grew to not need lungs anymore. It is a grand and intoxicating waste of money and time. I could breathe so well that i could hear the gnomes in my walls. But you will never be able to. You are not a god like I Dagot Ur(the god). No Nerevar, i cannot teach you. In fact i do not wish to teach you. You shouldn’t even attempt to have larger lungs. Nerevar, look! Over there! An Argonian Maid! Go, run. Maybe she’s lusty

skulblaka,
@skulblaka@kbin.social avatar

This is my new favorite account on Lemmy.

Also fuck you Dagoth, I heard you talking shit. The wall gnomes tell me your boys haven't touched grass in so long that their faces rotted off. Maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee ass golden mask you might get some goddesses on your dick. N'waaaaaah

ZC3rr0r,

Morrowind memes in the wild. What a time to be alive!

DagothUr,

Nerevar, do not threaten me, especially not one week before my grand honeymoon. Has the gnome population within your walls multiplied once more? Very well, I shall handle it. But first, allow me to indulge in this newfound fascination called “Skibidi Toilet” on this realm’s peculiar platform known as YouTube. It boasts over twenty episodes, and the man with the television for a head has just experienced a change in hue, turning red for the first time.

Nerevar, return swiftly! It seems they are now flushing them down the abyss!

zcd, in How do y'all say GIF?

Every day we stray further from jod

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

“It’s pronounced greg…”

spittingimage, in Music alignment
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

Alignment memes are getting less and less connected to reality.

Custoslibera,

Sounds like a topic for the next alignment meme.

hai,
@hai@lemmy.ml avatar

I’d agree with like the random aircraft ones, but do you disagree that listening to a musical on shuffle isn’t cursed?

spittingimage,
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

The idea of listening to a musical and not watching one honestly never occurred to me.

Belgdore,

I feel like it depends on the musical.

SpaceNoodle, in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

“much worst?”

Stamets,
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xusontha,
EmpathicVagrant,

Right up there with “worse comes to worse” and “what do you have to loose”

DefyTheLegends,

Hey, their trying there best over they’re, okay?

merc,

I bet typing that makes you feel like your you’re own worse enemy.

DefyTheLegends,

I should of known better, but I could care less.

Halosheep,

This is the digital equivalent of stepping on a lego

email, (edited ) in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Water is very dangerous because 100% people that tried it, died

Scubus,

Not only that, but 100% of murder victims were found to have infested it within a week of their death

turbowafflz,

I think you mean ingested, but I will admit infested is much funnier

Scubus,

LMAO yeah I’m keeping it

eatham,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

Water is very dangerous because 100% people that have had it will die.

KingThrillgore,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

100% of people who don’t also die

sag,

Yep but I am addicted to it

DiscordMod1999,
spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

If I go more than a few days without it, I will literally die.

confused_code_monkey,

Actually about 7% of those that have tried it are still alive and well! 😀 (Our current global population represents about 7% of all humans that have ever lived)

spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

I feel like that number is slowly creeping toward 0%. Maybe it’ll take a billion years, but I bet it’ll get there.

stebo02, (edited )
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if we never get to expand beyond earth or are exterminated then yes but without any of those limiting factors the percentage would probably stay the same because exponential growth

phoenixz, (edited ) in This is the master race...?

His hair looks like it’s cosplaying the tesla cyber truck

klemptor,

What a rare and accurate insult lol

OpenStars, in Ancient Rome and modern Lemmy
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

I AM - Thank you for your service! :-D

And now as thanks, a picture of a cat for no reason whatsoever - as is tradition!

perishthethought,

Cats. Always appreciated.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Except by dogs I guess… :-D

nolight,

Some dogs love cats too!

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Yummy!? :-P

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Wrong millennia … you want Egyptian history in aisle 18 … this is Rome you Barbarian

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Oh… what about this one?

superduperenigma, in Twist ending

tries to insult someone’s intelligence

uses “there” instead of “their”

Mission failed, we’ll get 'em next time!

Rhynoplaz,

Me fail English? That’s unpossible!

riodoro1,

Kinda feels like bait.

ILikeBoobies, (edited ) in Have mercy on our souls

I get the gist of what you are saying but gingerly I will inform you that my giraffe giblets are cold

Sorry, that was just gibberish

Nice_Melt_Pleb,

How does one jet something?

ChemicalPilgrim,

Gift without the t is obviously pronounced jiff

ILikeBoobies,

Applet without the t is obviously pronounced apple

ChemicalPilgrim,

English is inconsistent, and my arguments are too, but I know I’m right and will die on this hill.

MisterD,

This is how you prove a point, boys and jirls.

Wodge, in Dragons
@Wodge@lemmy.world avatar

Dragons have 4 legs and 2 separate wings, none of this wyvern shit.

son_named_bort,

I thought dragons had only 2 legs and a beefy arm sticking out the back of their necks?

chiliedogg,

That’s technically a burninator.

swab148,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

Guy wouldn’t know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face!

Thrashy, (edited )
@Thrashy@lemmy.world avatar

Can’t forget the spineties!

DragonTypeWyvern,

Mods, ban this historically ignorant man.

Wodge,
@Wodge@lemmy.world avatar

Mods, ban this biped big bat thing.

DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

History is not only on my side, it will be on my side, we shall overcome the hatred and misinformation campaign of the Monster Hunter fanbase that seems blithely unaware that their definition of dragonhood is universe specific and not some kind of scientific consensus.

Just to be clear, we will overcome by eating you babbling apes with our dragon jaws.

Like, come on.

Those guys make armor from the skulls of sentient creatures.

They’re the baddies.

Annoyed_Crabby,

misinformation campaign of the Monster Hunter fanbase

Bro don’t get us involved. If it’s us monhunt fan then we will call these two wyvern and these two a dragon.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Classic MH fandom gaslighting, smh

SatanicNotMessianic,

Wings evolve from legs though, generally speaking. This means that a four legged dragon with wings would have conceivably evolved from a six legged creature. You can get hand-wings or arm-wings, and we’re not entirely sure but think insect wings may have also evolved from legs or some other kind of similar structure.

But pretty much you can either have wings or legs/arms. You have to trade them in. That’s why the whole angel/demon thing doesn’t work either. The traditional harpies work but they’d be furry and not feathered. I haven’t worked out the wingspan for them but you could probably come up with a reasonable guess. They’d be more bat-people than bird-people, and I suspect that their chest areas would be less generously proportioned than is typically seen in the artwork. I’m not going more into the physics of that one though.

denshirenji,
@denshirenji@lemmy.world avatar

None of these things exist so real life evolutionary biology doesn’t really have a place in this discussion, lol. Although you are correct.

Besides, since they are fictional you could just come up with some reason. Dolphins for instance have no legs, but still have the vestiges of them in the form of very small unconnected bones where their legs would be. They also have a dorsal fin on their backside and tiny little arms. So it stands to reason that, conceivably, wings could have evolved separately in a similar (note ‘a similar’ not ‘the same’) way to a dolphin’s dorsal fin.

You could jump from this concept (marrying real world evolutionary biology and fiction) and explain orc, trolls, etc… as ape descended life much the same as humans. Maybe merfolk evolved in the same way animals in the cetacea infraorder evolved from otter-like creatures. Maybe they have small unconnected bones for legs in much the same way that dolphins do.

There is a story in this, I can feel it.

Anticorp,

How have I never noticed this?!? What the fuck? I’m like middle aged and have liked dragons as long as I can remember, and I never noticed the difference. Dayum dude, don’t trust me as a material witness, that’s for sure!

Wodge,
@Wodge@lemmy.world avatar

Helps that I often saw my countries flag when growing up.

Anticorp,

I wish I had a dragon on my country’s flag… Maybe I can petition Congress to change the 50 stars to 50 dragons. That would be AWESOME!

qisope, in If pants wore pants...
@qisope@lemmy.world avatar

given that the word 'pants ’ sounds like a plural, perhaps we can assume each leg is an independent entity and deserves its own pair of pants. i chose left.

moistclump,

But we have “legs” and give each leg a pant. Therefore wouldn’t each pant also just have one pant?

EvolvedTurtle,

Pant

fossphi,

Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science?

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

“Yes, Sir. I would like to buy one pant!”

ImplyingImplications,

This is how you say it in French. “Un Pantalon”

sorhead, in Honestly

Guy’s, let’s put aside our minor differences and remember - fuck Russia.

Thcdenton,
dog_, in I can't stress enough how much I don't care.

I usually don’t either, but when a YouTuber threatens the life of another YouTuber (in this case SSSniperwolf doxxing Jacksfilms), that’s something that really makes me mad.

SkyezOpen,

Jocat as well. Poor guy got bullied off the internet.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

And then there’s Illumigaughtii who straight up financially abused several people and stole their belongings.

Like most of the recent “Drama” has been some pretty serious shit.

pl_woah,

wait, what?

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