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Cowbee, in Anti Homeless Architecture

Commodification of necessities has led to perhaps the worst of modern problems.

Daft_ish, in If only dreams came true

ITT: people dealing with a fascist the way it should be done. We are ready for a time machine, let’s go back to 2016.

1847953620,

Gotta go pick up the .50 bmg

jabrd, in North America before illegal immigration

Reject national identities, return to soft border cultural cliques

Nacktmull, (edited )

Yeah! Fuck nations, it´s just a social construct anyway.

davsf, in Birds are great

Dont for get that bird watchers talk about jizz.

the overall impression or appearance of a bird garnered from such features as shape, posture, flying style or other habitual movements, size and colouration combined with voice, habitat and location.

cows_are_underrated, in Email clients

True gigachads write emails from the terminal.

homo_ignotus,

mutt ftw

or elm, if you wanna go oldschool

tgxn,
@tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net avatar

I like to use telnet

rclkrtrzckr,

telnet mailhost 110

TheSanSabaSongbird,

There’s a blast from the past. I used Telnet as an undergrad back in the 90s.

Fuck_u_spez_, (edited )

The Lemmy client I’m using thinks your account is -420 years old

Edit: And somehow I managed to take the screenshot at 4:20 AND I’m not even high. Yet.

FlihpFlorp,

Maybe it’s a lemmy thing cus on Avelon it says “Joined now ago”

AVincentInSpace, (edited )

Jerboa user here and uhh

Joined 4 centuries ago

Jerboa, I simply do not think that is true

tgxn,
@tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net avatar

Wow that’s an odd bug! I’d report it to whatever client you’re using - my account creation date is set to the year 2443.

emptiestplace,

Doesn’t seem like a bug then, does it…

roon, (edited )
@roon@lemmy.ml avatar

I use Voyager too, was going to comment the same xD

Maybe it’s intentional, 420 years:

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/3dcb682d-734b-40a7-a81e-4b99b3c069fd.png

tgxn,
@tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net avatar

Yeah, it’s very intentional, I’m from 420 years in the future. 🤣

AVincentInSpace,

Is there a single Lemmy client this doesn’t break? Jerboa lists your account creation date as “4 centuries ago”. Guess it can’t handle negative time deltas

HubertManne, in Its like Mr bones wild ride
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

this is my wife.

hungryphrog, in Birds are great

“BananaQuit” sounds like a randomised username in some online game.

Catsrules,

I am a little disappointed that your user name wasn’t Bananaquit. That would have been epic.

riodoro1, in Anti Homeless Architecture

Wow. This format is actually put to good use here.

outer_spec, in SLAMMER
@outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Great, now you confused the giant box of Hitlers https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/7c73e5bb-46b1-4d3a-8f1e-7faa4edc93cb.png

can, in Its like Mr bones wild ride

haha yes

BilboBargains, in Aberdeen

I would imagine a Norwegian city is bestowed that dubious honour?

IndiBrony, in Its like Mr bones wild ride
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

35 today.

Why am I 35 already?

Please stop.

Help.

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

I remember 35. That’s exactly when I started feeling like I was actually in my 30s. Let me tell you, it just keeps going like that, and you’ll only realise how young you are years and years from now. Rinse and repeat.

BudgetBandit,

Close to 30, stopped aging at 22

TheSanSabaSongbird,

I’m in my 50s, but in my head I’m still 36.

Asafum,

Listen to John Mayers “Stop this train” and cry lol

“So I play the numbers game to find a way to say that life has just begun.”

sunblocks, in Its like Mr bones wild ride

The quote the great khaki cuffs,

“I recently realized I probably won’t die young so I can start planning for my future or something, investing wisely, making sure I’m okay”

Bene7rddso, in Birds are great

Why has noone mentioned the woodpecker?

adaveinthelife,

Trauma, mostly.

NeutralFlame, in A tale as old as time

People still preorder games in high volumes. It’s like when are they going to learn to just relax

i_stole_ur_taco,

And if there’s something of value in the pre order (bonus DLC, pre-install before launch, etc), you can just pre order it the day before it launches.

You get your “stuff” and the company accountants don’t get to squeal with delight 3 months prior to launch.

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