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Sanyanov, in This is too loud

The amount of positivity and civility on Lemmy is very high in general, and I love it.

ElBarto,
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I actually post things on Lemmy, the worst comment I’ve gotten was barely mean.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in I think dancing just isn't for me
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

If there’s one place you probably won’t be the worst dancer it’s a wedding. Especially if Grandma’s had two glasses of champagne

Empricorn,

You are wrong. Somebody has to be the worst dancer, and it’s me. Went to a wedding earlier this year and it was lovely and enjoyable until it was dancing time. Tried to avoid participating, but family was persistent so I finally stood up, reluctantly. It was awful and I was fully self-conscious to an extreme degree, even after some drinks and edibles. I nearly cringed my eyeballs the wrong direction. Dancing is me at my most socially awkward, 0/10 would not recommended…

Got_Bent, in About to get drafted

If it would bring my grandmother who passed away some thirty eight years ago back among the living and provide me with but a humble single day with her, I would gladly set up that phone.

teft, in This is too loud
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It’s better than drugs. Well not quite, but nearly.

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Wait till you do it when you’re on drugs!

namelivia, in Gotta keep everyone updated

I can relate to this one

malchior, in About to get drafted

Id love for my grandma to ring me asking for help with her computer. She got me interested in computers back with a Commodore 64 when I was a kid.

Love you gran!

DataDisrupter, in It's too damn cold!
Guy_Fieris_Hair, in Let's hope it never has to come to this

They taught us this in fire academy. If you run out of air this is an option. But typically, hopefully, they know where you are and will be there with a RIT bag or spare bottle quickly.

GBU_28,

With your scba hose? This has my blinker fluid/water hammer Spidey sense going …

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT, in Let do this

Great! Literally had a todo in my weekly checklist to make this if no one else did. I’ll see you there

CaptainEffort, in This is too loud

I’m so glad I’m not the only one that does this

zyratoxx,
@zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

Yeah, I thought I was a narcissist for doing that :')

Zoidsberg,
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

I mean, you are, but we all are too.

zyratoxx,
@zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

Lol then I’d be a narcissist with no self esteem

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

I mean, you are, but we all are too.

Octavio, in About to get drafted

As frustrating as it can be, some day you’re going to miss getting those phone calls. 😢

Thcdenton, in About to get drafted

Damn my grandparents didn’t live to see smartphones. I’ve never thought about that.

poplargrove, in Too soon?
BaskinRobbins, in I wish sleep wasn't so appealing now.

This is how I felt until I played Valheim and BG3. I think my preferred genres have just shifted. I need something I can relax and play at my own pace. I use to only play competitive shooters, where I needed to be “on” the whole game. Now I can only play a shooter for about an hour before my mind starts to drift and I lose interest.

possiblylinux127, in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.

If we weren’t working what would we be doing

psud,

Seriously? Art, fishing, playing cards with friends, travelling the world, visiting galleries and museums

Though there’s a little truth in the saying idle hands are the devil’s tools. There would be more vandalism too.

AdolfSchmitler,

Having orgies outside and eating figs

sbv,

it says it right up there

possiblylinux127,

Booorrrrriiinnngg

dragonflyteaparty,

Literally anything you want that doesn’t hurt someone.

possiblylinux127,

I’m personally like spending my time starting bar fights. I’m not sure if that’s allowed. (I don’t actually)

AeonFelis,

So… nothing?

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