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TastyWheat, in Little shit

Control your meat sirens, people!

BoxerDevil,

Sentence never spoken before

sour,
@sour@kbin.social avatar

is from childfree

Kiosade,

They should rename it childhate, they REALLY hate children!

Draedron,

I mean, yeah. Its one reason to be childfree. How can you not hate annoying children? There are good ones but those you usually dont notice in public.

Kiosade,

I’m talking more about the weird obsession they have with hating kids, to the point they make these cringey terms like “meat sirens” and “crotch goblins”. If someone said those terms to me in real life, I don’t think I could take that person seriously anymore.

RQG, (edited )
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Most people who want to not have kids I know IRL just want to keep their freedom to do what they want and keep the freetime they currently have. Or for financial reasons.

But childfree on the web is often simply hating on kids or moreso their parents really.

Also just go to adult only restaurants, hotels, etc. That’s what those are for right. When we have a night out without the kids that’s what we do even. Nothing worse than getting the kids to grandma to then be screamed at by kids during dinner.

TastyWheat,

Nah, I’ve heard it before but it’s just too good.

Assman, in Little shit
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Even my own kid

TurboDiesel,
@TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

My mom’s favorite line growing up was, “and that’s why you don’t do that.”

KGB,

A common one in my neck of the woods is, “do it again, go on, do it again.”

syd, (edited ) in Should have gone for 1tb storage…
@syd@lemy.lol avatar

Soon we’ll have more clients than users 😅

Jokes aside, do I dislike it? Absolutely no! I love having multiple options.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Esp when some of the apps try to add ads or shitty “premium” options. Oh I’ll just switch to one that doesn’t have that.

Cold_Brew_Enema,

God forbid a developer actually wanting to make money

axellenium,

God forbid a person doing whatever the hell pleases 🥰

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I jerked off today to a nude picture of Margaret Thatcher.

Do you still think should be able to do whatever pleases them?

axellenium,

I do, actually, I’d like to see that picture for, research purposes…

TheOakTree, in Where's my cooking show already?

Want to make your ramen slap?

Add a bit of slivered onion and green onion, some enoki or seafood mushrooms, and two or three frozen dumplings.

Never disappoints.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I prefer cooked dumplings, the frozen ones hurt my teeth.

Maven,
@Maven@lemmy.world avatar

This is exactly the type of comment I’d expect from SatansMaggotyCumFart

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

That’s so Maven!

Copythis,

This is what I’m here for. Please tell me more

tastysnacks,

Get refrigerated/frozen ramen instead of freeze dried. Sun Noodle.

TheOakTree, (edited )

I made a reply to another comment in this thread; you might enjoy that one.

You can do so many things with instant ramen to make it better. Of the top of my head, kimchi, tuna, leftover steak, beansprouts, tofu, ricecake, chili powder, a hint of soy sauce, dehydrated onion flakes, garlic powder.

These are all things that will either impart extra flavor into the broth or soak up the flavor of the broth and become extra tasty. Enjoy!

AlecSadler,

Do you add it upon eating or during the boil?

TheOakTree,

Sorry for the late response. The dumplings go in first, as they will drop the temperature of the water enough to make it boil less consistently. Leave those in for a minute or two.

Next, the noodles and powder. Every other ingredient should go in with respect to the noodle entry time. If you want soft onions and mushrooms, they go in with the noodles. If you want more crunch/snap to the onions or more bite on the mushrooms, put them in a minute late.

I usually use the base of green onion for the broth and use the green portion as a garnish. If you want to copy this, the base goes in with the noodles, chopped in 3/4in (~2cm) lengths. Slice the greens into thin rings or julienne them, and add the greens at the end, after plating.

This always makes instant ramen feel less like a snack and more like a meal to me.

EvilEyedPanda, in Can't outsmart your teacher

Genuinely why I miss my blackberry, I could type out a message while looking straight ahead

ultra,

You can still type while not looking on a smartphone.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Love how this is downvoted when I do this all the time

lugal,

People, including me, are just jealous.

I didn’t downvote but I’m jealous

bleistift2,

Wee call cnof the massegez thart a3e dent thif waz.

KairuByte,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Swipe keyboards makes typing without looking trivial. It’s also not that hard to do regularly. Now, throw in some symbols and stuff and it’ll likely get harder. But touch typing on a modern smartphone isn’t hard at all. I typed this whole comment with out looking at the keyboard, and only needed to “edit” sections I changed my mind on.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah just because you’re bad at it doesn’t mean everyone is

Typed without looking intensifies

EvilEyedPanda,

Don’t look at me when you type like that!

SCB,

As a former teacher, this is still extremely obvious.

mapiki,

I want to test this out. Let’s see how it goes. Today I went skiing and I have a pet rabbit.

Holy shit. I expected at least one typo

EddoWagt,

Autocorrection?

mapiki,

Maybe! I had my eyes closed so didn’t see what was happening until I opened them. I kind of want to experiment more.

jdf038,

Let’s see if that works with auticirrext and eating burgers.

Almost. Hilariously “autocorrect” didn’t auto correct. Hmm.

ColeSloth,

I had t9 on lock back in the day. Write and send a message without having to look at my phone at all. Sure, there was no internet on there, but that tiny Nokia would stay charged for like 5 days and survive a 20 foot drop on cement without a case.

Fun fact: they would NOT survive being dropped into a gallon of polyurethane floor finish :-(

The_Picard_Maneuver, in Reach out and touch them
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

This is going to send me down a wikipedia rabbit hole, isn’t it?

grahamja,

On D day the USS Texas couldn’t physically elevate the guns any higher in their mounts to lob the shells at German positions as they retreated further from the ocean. So they intentionally took on water on one side of the ship, elevating the other side, and enabling the guns to shoot further.

Exusia, (edited )
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

*due to being so old she lacked the elevation and range of the other ships also participating.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

That’s amazing

Exusia,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

Tomorrow’s TIL by Picard Maneuver

can, (edited )
Savaran, in How could the EU do this??

I never knew the leopards would eat my face!

768, in How could the EU do this??

There is this saying ‘people are not islands’ to mean people are interconnected with each other. The literal sense being applied by the last decade and by extension the last semicentennial is weird. The EU is a federation and any country can leave, but I still think Brexit was a mistake.

XEAL, (edited ) in How could the EU do this??

To the idiot half who voted Brexit: fuck off.

To the other half who voted against it: sorry guys.

iAvicenna, in Bonk
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

Nut allergies go hand to hand with brick allergy

drewaustin,
@drewaustin@lemmy.ca avatar

I’ve long suspected a link between the two.

Noite_Etion, (edited ) in Little shit
@Noite_Etion@lemmy.world avatar

Reminds me of my time working in checkout.

Checkout across from me was closed and a trolley put in the lane to block it off. While serving a woman with her kid, the little shit was fucking up my counter. He knocked over my water bottle and messed up my stacked pamphlets. I asked the woman to get him to stop and she told him off, but as she left the kid turned around and smacked my pamphlets again, laughed and as he went to run away he ran straight into the trolley across from me and clothes-lined himself on the handle HARD. I laughed my ass off right in the little shits face as he cried, his mother just grabbed him by the arm and walked off…

Great times.

EatYouWell,

I have a similar one from Fuddruckers. The restaurant had a center island, and the hell spawn of a crotch goblin was running on the counter, kicking shit off.

I said, “Hey kid, get down or you’ll slip and hurt yourself.” Of course his mom starts in on how her precious little sociopath can do whatever he wants and I can’t stop him.

I’m sure you can guess what happened immediately after. It was glorious.

MyOpinion, in Biggest piece of shit in movie history

You savages must attack everything. LOL

balderdash9, in Can't outsmart your teacher

Since COVID students do not give a fuck. They used to hide it, now they get offended when you tell them to put their phone away.

bleistift2,

Adolescents don’t like being told what to do? I’m shocked!

Duranie,

Or adults!

I used to teach massage at a vocational school, and for multiple reasons had a “no phones” policy on the classroom (distraction, exposed body parts, and others.) I could have ignored it during lectures except that the overlap of students on their phone and the ones asking to re-explain information or just lost as to what they’re supposed to be doing was nearly perfect.

ZzyzxRoad,

I truly don’t understand the college students who are paying insane tuition to be there to get a degree and they couldn’t care less. I don’t know if their parents are forcing them to go to college or what.

Blahaj_Blast,
@Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’ve heard the same from a university professor.

I think his wording was pretty close to “their ‘don’t give a shit’ factor is through the roof”

Honestly, similar with my work too. Covid seemed to amplify the idea for lots of people that ‘they don’t give a shit about you’ so people just stopped killing themselves trying so hard.

lugal,

I don’t have the comparison but before covid people were doing all kind of stuff on their laptops in university. I remember a guy who watched star trek during a lecture and said “the lecture is being recorded, I can watch it later”. Then he watched that lecture during a lecture that wasn’t recorded.

BradleyUffner, (edited )

My fiance is a professor and things I’ve heard about the last few years blow my mind. It’s not so much what they are doing exactly, but how shocked and offended they get if she asks them to stop.

cybersandwich,

My mom is a professor and the shit she tells me about her students is insane. I overheard a call she was having with a student and basically the student was offended that simply scheduling a call wasnt enough to unfail her paper. Basically "I called you to talk about it so I didn’t fail, right?

Or the fact that they expect to be able to just turn in things whenever they want irrespective of a deadline…and then get offended when told their paper either won’t be accepted at all or docked for each day late it was.

FoxyFerengi, (edited )

I’m a peer tutor (and also about fifteen years older than my “peers”), the sheer number of students that have scheduled appointments with me and then not shown up blows my mind. I even had one beg me to schedule with her on my off day, so I agreed, knowing she’s going to fail without someone to help her. And then she didn’t show up, or bother to text me that she wasn’t going to lol

It’s just one of those things that makes me wonder if it’s a generation gap, or if it’s specifically “covid teens” that have this behavior.

Cjwii, (edited )

Honestly even in a professional setting it’s gotten so much worse. Been in meetings with VPs directors, c line, everyone has their phones out testing and emailing away during the meeting not even caring

KairuByte,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

As a software dev, this has always been a thing in the industry. Very rarely is our attention needed, and we are mostly there to fill seats and answer a handful of questions.

Sometimes our full attention is needed, but we generally know about those beforehand. For the rest, we continue to test, write code, answer communications, etc.

TheWanderer, in Can't outsmart your teacher

My guy, otherwise how would I check the condition of my magnificent boner :/

ramius345,

Magnum dong.

krush_groove, in Times have changed

I am a social media content creator sometimes for work…

But human eyes are on the vertical plane…

I feel so conflicted sometimes.

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