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Yoz, in I sure hope I can keep up!

Lol this is gold. Fucking HR people are the new Real estate agents. All the bullshit they put in a fucking job advertisement. Friendly and fun environment, Learning and development with opportunity to grow lol.

Sway_Chameleon, (edited )
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

“Friendly and fun” = we force you to celebrate everyone’s birthdays, engagements, baby haverings, etc and so forth with cake and mandatory card signage and possibly gift/money givery.

“Learning and development” = you’ll be forced to participate in mind numbingly stupid seminars, self directed online courses, and/or online presentations.

“With opportunity to grow” = grow mold as you fester in the wretched job.

sour, in The dumbest way to make history
@sour@kbin.social avatar

can i be fediverse historical figure

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Granted. Include me in the screenshot too please.

metaStatic, in The dumbest way to make history

I made this

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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marx2k, in This is great. You should try it.

Blue cheese is fucking delicious. Fick off

ours,

Some nice penne with gorgonzola sauce and some nuts thrown in there is sooooo goood.

DNOS, (edited )

There’s two options here 1 I have met a fellow Italian 2 you are a master chef (I don’t believe anybody else outside Italy could match the right pasta with the right sauce )

orrk,

what, you don’t eat spaghetti with every meal? there is a culture, and sometimes even a practical reason, for certain culinary traditions? Lasagna is a meat dish instead of a pasta dish?

DNOS,

Nice so … let this be constructive for both ends … Yeah we eat pasta really often like really often most of us at least once a day if not twice but we make it like 200 times more healthy than (as I heard) u probably did for instance we don’t use ketchup on the pasta we use tomato sauce and there’s so much difference it scientifically proved one Italian out of two will have a stroke discovering how you do it … 😉 We usually eat around 80grams (yeah yeah go have fun doing the conversion ) of pasta plus some meat and veggies… And that’s brings me straight to the point how the heck can u fill a dinner without some kind of pasta … What did u eat? Meat and meat ? 🤷 About your second question I will skip it u probably don’t really care and I will talk for like ages about stuff I somehow know because it’s instinctive that objectively aren’t so obvious… Aaaaand no lasagna would probably still be considered a pasta disch yes it has some meet but it doesn’t metter … Spaghetti con le polpettine (meatball spaghetti) also have meat but they remain pasta plus somewhere in remote regions of Italy we call the lasagna pasta al forno witch means oven baked pasta

Threeme2189,

And that’s brings me straight to the point how the heck can u fill a dinner without some kind of pasta … What did u eat?

  • Rice
  • Potatoes
  • Bread

There are so many carbs that are not pasta…

orrk,

you falsely assume I am America, also while pasta al forno is close to Lasagna, it’s not really the same thing (who would have thunk that different regions of Italy have different food cultures)

DNOS,

My bad I shoot for the highest probably optionand I missed … Yeah we gave the pasta al forno name to the lasagna and call that dish you probably refer as pasta pasticciata…

ours,

Consider me an honorary Italian: I love the food/drinks/clothing, I have many Italian friends and my partner is half-Italian.

If anything, I’m even more fussy with the sauce/pasta combinations than my partner (wine/food pairings as well).

DNOS,

Oooh now i understand yeah …an Italian fanatic… that would be my third option next time 🤔 yokes aside I’m honored to be Italian some time thanks man

SCB, (edited )

Yeah well Cathie disagrees.

blue cheese has mold in it

dantheclamman,
@dantheclamman@lemmy.world avatar

Throwback to Lubalin’s cover of this www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmadzQ1uL0s

pajam,

DISCUSTING!

vsh,
@vsh@lemm.ee avatar

She’s trying to save them 😂

NutWrench, in I sure hope I can keep up!
@NutWrench@lemmy.ml avatar

What they sometimes mean by “fast paced” is “we are going to have you doing many things that are not in your job description.” Basically, you’ll be doing the jobs of 3-4 people and some of those jobs will pose a significant risk to your health and safety.

chiliedogg,

I get that for most people, this is a nightmare. But for me, having lots of varied tasks is fun.

It’s why I took a job at a tiny city with 11 employees in City Hall. Nominally, I’m a permit processor, but I oversee the permitting process, GIS, coordinating third-party services, and more. Yesterday I made a map for the police, processed permits, drove across town to fix a manhole cover that came loose (we don’t actually have a public work department), took pictures for the city attorney of a mansion being illegally built and screwing up city utilities, and fixed a broken printer.

Yes, I’m stupid busy, but I enjoy the variety. I’m also paid more than double what most permit techs are, and have my hands in development, public works, finance, administration, and more. All of which will be useful later in my career when I want to move into city management at a larger town.

babypigeon,

As an ADHD person, your job sounds amazing.

chiliedogg,

There’s a million squirrels and I love it.

dingus,

Leslie Knope???

ArianaGrande,

Oh shit, you’re right! We found Leslie Knope!!

HiddenLayer5, (edited ) in Free money
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Even better if you work remotely and their network goes down. Because yours works just fine and you can just browse Lemmy while they fix it.

qwertyqwertyqwerty,

Those are the only remote work days when I can break out Steam or Netflix during business hours.

RogueBanana,

Damn I wouldn’t even dare using office WiFi for personal stuff. Would be fine but maybe I am just paranoid.

Chobbes,

I wouldn’t do it. Not worth the risk.

Unforeseen,

As someone who works in the edge networking side of things you are not being paranoid. Logging all web activity is extremely common. Some industries require it even if the powers that be in the company don’t want it, and it might surprise you on which verticals require it (education providers are a good example).

RogueBanana,

Oh I am confident they log everything as well but I don’t know if they would do anything about some Lemmy traffic once in a while. I don’t think they can afford to check everything if its not flagged or something like that but seems too risky especially when you can just use mobile data.

meliaesc,

“VPN issues” has saved me from so many pointless meetings…

AlternatePersonMan, in I sure hope I can keep up!

I feel this in my soul.

Still better than the open office concept though. It’s like it was designed to be cruel and stupid.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e7a88ead-2775-4999-b6ab-bb55646ca940.jpeg

Xanthrax, (edited )
@Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

I’m starting at new office with that policy. I’m already scoping out the single desks. It’s kind of nice being able to ask people questions, but I’d rather just use webx these days.

Tenthrow,
@Tenthrow@lemmy.world avatar

I worked open office on a contract job one time that lasted a week and I could not WAIT to see that place in my rear view mirror.

rockSlayer,

Open office and bench seating were designed to increase surveillance, so of course they feel awful

SCB,

For my last open-office gig, it was 100% necessary because every salesperson worked with a junior, and you had to listen to them all the time to teach them.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Bench seating? Are you fucking kidding me? If I went for an interview and I saw that everyone had to sit on benches, I’d be out of there.

rockSlayer, (edited )

Lol I don’t mean literal benches. Bench seating is the worst type of open seating, in which all the desks are aligned in rows that look like benches

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Thank goodness for that!

IWantToFuckSpez,

At least that open office has carpet. I’ve seen open offices with concrete or tile floors and walls. Those kind of offices are hell to be in. If a small group starts talking that sounds bounces around the room and then everyone has to talk louder because they can’t hear each other. And managers are surprised that everyone wears headphones or don’t want to be in the office at all.

kautau,

It was designed to pack more people into an office plan. The open workspace has been proven to be ineffective, but it makes people more money, therefore it’s everywhere

merc,

That looks quiet and positively spacious compared to the last open office environment I did time in.

Imagine that same space but 4 people between the column and the window instead of just 2. Then make the space 3x as long. Then reduce the space between the backs of the chairs by 50%.

Even though everyone in the space was doing individual programming / sysadmin work, the space was extremely loud just from a few spontaneous conversations between people working on the same thing together. Everyone wore headphones nearly all the time, only taking them off if they needed to talk / shout to the people near them about something. Often, if you needed to talk with someone sitting 4 desks away, the easiest way to do it was over IM.

yokonzo,

God damn did you work in a giant shipping container?

merc,

Nope, just a massively overcrowded office building. The ventilation system could barely keep up. But, management made it clear to us that the reason for the open office layout was to encourage collaboration and foster creativity!

dubyakay,

the open office layout was to encourage collaboration and foster

Of course! That’s what every call center needs where you go by the script! Collaboration and creativity.

merc,

This wasn’t a call center, it was a sysadmin / software development sweatshop workspace.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Where I worked, it was just six wooden tables with computers on them. It was awful. They didn’t have room for cubicles, so it was pretty much the only option, but that didn’t make it any less awful.

JJROKCZ,

How anyone gets any work done at all with a single monitor is beyond me, actually no, I know the answer is they don’t.

I’m an IT manager and have advocated for at least dual monitor at every workstation for a decade. Every time we’ve transitioned a department to dual we’ve seen significant productivity jumps well worth the $100 per station it costs.

spikederailed,

I have no idea. I barely prefer working from home be the office because my desk at home has 3x 24" 1080 and a 32" 4k. Vs driving 100miles one way to the office to sit at 2 monitors, I can get so much more done at home

FunkyMonk, in Bonk

Don't fuck with Earthbenders.

Maultasche,

Unless they’re from a nonexistent movie.

Hupf, in Reach out and touch them

I thought this was !noncredibledefense for a second there.

DragonTypeWyvern,

I mean, it was apparently completely credible.

GrammatonCleric, in Times have changed
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Ah yes, nothing like seeing a 16:9 picture pan-and-scanned on a portrait display.

It’s not a generational thing; it’s a filming standard.

JohnDClay, in Should have gone for 1tb storage…

Which one?

FlordaMan,
JohnDClay,

Cool, lemmynade!

PanoptiDon, in California in a nutshell

Humboldt county is wildly mislabeled

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar
PanoptiDon,

That’s a great improvement, but there is nothing upscale about this region

Draconic_NEO, in Biggest piece of shit in movie history
@Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world avatar

Let’s also remember that Willy Wonka fired all his workers and replaced them with slaves, in the original draft of the book they were people taken from Africa, so pretty much resembles slavery verbatim.

I’m not going to go too in depth with this because there’s a whole video already breaking it down in entirety (you can find it here.

ThePJN, in This is great. You should try it.
@ThePJN@sopuli.xyz avatar

I once had a salad with what I thought was feta cheese on it, but it was actually blue cheese. The shock almost killed me. As did the awful taste of the blue cheese.

bufalo1973,
@bufalo1973@lemmy.ml avatar

More for us, the ones who like blue cheese.

CobblerScholar, in Reach out and touch them

Sounds like a damn Sabaton song

Exusia,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

I wish. Hope there’s something with them when she leaves drydock for Galveston.

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