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ColeSloth, in It's a curse

Such a curse

Ejh3k, in If you ever feel useless

Those are mossad crabs.

andrew_bidlaw, in Any night I really needed the sleep
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Fuvk that shit. Being awake with horror and a running heart, in a sweat, having your hands and feet bang the bed like you did indeed fell. It’s so uncomfortable.

capt_wolf, (edited ) in If you ever feel useless
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

They’re not his bodyguards. They’re there to hold him back as long as they can while you run away. This is not to give you an chance to escape, but because he gets disappointed and sad if the hunt is over too soon.

grayman, in It's a curse
shalafi, in Outrun your feelings

This may sound a little… odd, but it changed me, and I think on it from time to time.

Reading some old Star Wars book decades back, maybe the Thrawn series? One of the Imperial commanders was taking his time, strolling to where he was going.

Because, he thought to himself, people in a hurry were not happy where they were, always rushing about to get somewhere else. We was perfectly content where he was.

Anyhow, something to think on.

AeonFelis, in How's this plan progressing?

That’s a good idea, actually. That way, they could sleep on these benches with the armrest in the middle.

Anticorp, in Perpetual Amnesia

Months? Months? Try days sometimes.

Mango, in Outrun your feelings

We have places to get to instead of places to be.

whoisearth, in Outrun your feelings
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

So interesting as I intentionally walk slower now. There’s something cathartic about watching people pass you constantly knowing nothing they’re going to is that important in the grand scheme of things.

DanglingFury, (edited ) in Perpetual Amnesia

Dicks out for Harambe

I’ll put that shit on my headstone. Lest we forget.

ininewcrow, in Jailbreak
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I don’t think they’ll enjoy going down 4 km in the mid Atlantic.

That’s like saying you’re a prisoner that just got freed, on the surface of the moon.

danielbln,

They might also not enjoy going down with their claws tied.

TheCheddarCheese, in Maybe...
@TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

that second panel had me dying its actually so relatable

randint,
@randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz avatar

I know right! Every fiber of my being resonates with that plot twist. I can’t stand those pesky mosquitoes either.

JoShmoe, in Outrun your feelings

Step dad propaganda. They’ll tell you anything to get you from running around the pool.

anton, in Outrun your feelings

Younger people walk faster and have inherited a shit world. Solved.

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