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Kolanaki, (edited ) in It's a curse
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I was once the highest ranked player of Shootmania in California.

Nevermind that I was also the only player in California at the time.

root_beer, in How's this plan progressing?

it’s going messily, op

Darkmuch, in Outrun your feelings

Classic Sonic youtu.be/rYydtU2G_eY?si=8cQ5M1jGdt7MuR_R

Potatos_are_not_friends, in *Internally screams*

I typed a “no worries” after the project manager crashed a server that took me 1.5 hours to bring it back up again.

Shame on me for giving them too much access.

albert180, (edited ) in How's this plan progressing?

They first have to quit the international human rights agreements before they are allowed to cut people in Halves. Give them a break!

RobertOwnageJunior, in grandma's house

Someone should tell that dumbass granny this is very unhealthy…

TheLurker,

You are an idiot if you really think that in three days the dog went from a healthy weight to overweight.

RobertOwnageJunior,

You are an idiot if you think.

MxM111, in Kindness over prejudice
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

We all know how the cartoon will go in a couple of seconds.

Teon, in It feels inevitable at this point
@Teon@kbin.social avatar

Cyberbus or CyberSUV.

jelloeater85, in It's a curse
@jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

I believe the term is basement king / queen .

SGG, in How's this plan progressing?

Turns out homeless people drink much more milk than expected, or are somehow getting their hands on calcium supplements, their bones are far less brittle than expected and keep dulling out the blades.

Femcowboy, in "Now, here's what I would do..."

13 year old me being helped through my parents shouting matches by a disabled couple who spent their whole day managing the guild I was in.

bizarrocullen, in Kindness over prejudice

I mean, considering what happened next in this episode…

robocall, in How's this plan progressing?
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Slice and dice is the conservative way

Stamets, in Ramen
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

College students

Also depressed 30-odd year olds who’ve been eating it for 20. Fucking. Years.

Im tired.

Wrench,

Get a better quality instant noodle from an Asian market. Put frozen dumplings and veggies in it while bringing to a boil. Crack an egg in there right after putting the noodles.

Through very little effort, you’ve leveled up your Ramen to close to restaurant quality bachelor food.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Through very little effort

I’d like to introduce you to depressed people

garbagebagel,

Sleep for dinner sounds like a lot less effort

kraftpudding,

Honestly some days rhe thought of putting a kette on sounds too much. There’s always bread.

sturmblast,

Ya know, bread and noodles are basically the same thing anyway.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Butter that bread and fill it full of noodles? You got yourself a sandoodle.

ILikeBoobies,

Meal prep

garbagebagel,

I’d like to introduce you to depressed people

kraftpudding,

Meal Prepping depends on having the willpower to not eat all the food for the week in one sitting, so… no.

GBU_28,

Add some frozen veggies, siracha, an egg and some rotisserie chicken. Super cheap still.

Techmaster,

You know what is even cheaper? Not adding all of that shit to it.

GBU_28,

Know what’s even cheaper? Simply not eating until you expire. Comment said get were tired of ramen. I suggested a cheap augment.

Rodeo,

Simply not eating until you expire.

Damn, I knew I could cut expenses somewhere! Those finance articles were so right.

TheOakTree,

Congrats, now u can afford a house!

Wait, no…

TheSaneWriter, (edited )
@TheSaneWriter@lemmy.thesanewriter.com avatar

Death is actually very expensive, it’s just not the dead person that foots the bill.

GBU_28,

Those asked to foot the bill can simply expire as well, to avoid the cost

TheOakTree,

Dehydrated onion goes a long way too. Frozen dumplings too, if you can find them cheap.

Slovene,

You can also try some modifications from this culinary mastermind: m.youtube.com/watch?v=JsB57FtaxXQ

bratosch,

You doing okay bud?

ILikeBoobies,

He’s been malnourished for 20 years, does that sound okay to you?

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Nope. But thanks <3

EvilEyedPanda, in Outrun your feelings

My friends do be struggling to keep up tho.

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