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LemmysMum, in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5782d387-cde0-4bec-831d-50bb8ceacc80.jpeg

runjun, in This is too loud

I’m wildly guilty of this.

HappycamperNZ,

Same.

Enjoy reading yours again and seeing your votes go up.

bonnetbee,

Your comment one month ago was a banger! Congratulations!

HappycamperNZ,

Well you comment 19 days ago made me look for it yo reply again

db2, in Let's hope it never has to come to this

So I can breathe in shit air while I remain stationary and burn to death. Yay?

rockSlayer, (edited )

If you need to do this, it’s literally a last resort. However, breathing fresh air is far better than breathing in smoke.

Pyr_Pressure,

I imagine most bathrooms have a window where you can stick the tube out instead, even if you can’t necessarily escape the fire from it.

rockSlayer,

This is only common in single family homes. As an example, my apartment has 1.5 bathrooms, the only windows are in the bedrooms.

JohnFoe,

Most hotels have fixed windows (in the US) that don’t open. The toilet is also in a zero window area typically.

I could see it as potentially life saving in that instance but sure wouldn’t be pleasant.

RustyWizard,

“Fresh” air. You’re breathing in the septic line.

Strykker,

Basically any recent septic line is setup with a fresh air vent. Yes it’s gonna stink like hell probably but there is an actual fresh air source in there

Pyr_Pressure,

Until the PVC pipe starts to melt and catch fire upstairs / in the attic

rockSlayer,

When you’re trapped in a fire, fresh air is relative

db2,

I’ll take my chances getting out, hard pass on the poo breathing.

rockSlayer,

I’m curious, what does “last resort” mean to you?

Tangent5280,

I hope not. I’d rather have you alive and retching than dead.

shneancy,

trying to escape is a good option when the fire is just starting. But when you’ve been trapped inside, can’t see, can’t breathe, with no way to leave - go breathe the poo air, and pray to whatever god there might be the firefighters get to you before something collapses on your head

possiblylinux127, in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.

If we weren’t working what would we be doing

psud,

Seriously? Art, fishing, playing cards with friends, travelling the world, visiting galleries and museums

Though there’s a little truth in the saying idle hands are the devil’s tools. There would be more vandalism too.

AdolfSchmitler,

Having orgies outside and eating figs

sbv,

it says it right up there

possiblylinux127,

Booorrrrriiinnngg

dragonflyteaparty,

Literally anything you want that doesn’t hurt someone.

possiblylinux127,

I’m personally like spending my time starting bar fights. I’m not sure if that’s allowed. (I don’t actually)

AeonFelis,

So… nothing?

lugal, in They could be anywhere

When I ask for directions, it doesn’t take me too long to ask the next person.

But since smartphones, I barely ask anymore. Once my phone acted up so I had to ask someone. He was like “don’t you have a smartphone?” and when I explained my situation, he took his smartphone to look up the way

teft, in This is too loud
@teft@startrek.website avatar

It’s better than drugs. Well not quite, but nearly.

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Wait till you do it when you’re on drugs!

SpaceNoodle, in Let's hope it never has to come to this

*breathe

Albbi, in This is too loud

You must spend a lot of time rereading your posts then! I love 'em all.

CaptainEffort, in This is too loud

I’m so glad I’m not the only one that does this

zyratoxx,
@zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

Yeah, I thought I was a narcissist for doing that :')

Zoidsberg,
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

I mean, you are, but we all are too.

zyratoxx,
@zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

Lol then I’d be a narcissist with no self esteem

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

I mean, you are, but we all are too.

possiblylinux127, in This is too loud

I just want to create posts that people like. Treat others are you want to be treated.

Lennnny,
@Lennnny@lemmy.world avatar

It’s so true.

LIE, in They could be anywhere

sonder be like

possiblylinux127, in They could be anywhere

I just live when people ask me directions to a place we are right next to. It literally has a massive sign.

Tourists are really funny sometimes. I don’t mind helping others out but it would be nice if they would actually look around and read the signs.

possiblylinux127, in Phew...

I’m confused. Why are you a cat

doctorn,
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

I have taken the form least alarming to you as you’d run screaming if I manifest in my true form.

Blackout, in They could be anywhere
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

How long does it take to walk from New York to Europe? Cause she wanted to go to times square but I sent her to London instead.

Very_Bad_Janet, in They could be anywhere

One of my High School teachers told me that when someone asked him for directions and he didn't know the way he'd just make something up because it made the person so happy and he liked how they smiled at him, all trusting.

What does it say that he was a teacher. Also: What does it say about me that he was my favorite teacher?

someguy3,

Means you learnt a lot of BS from him.

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