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lapommedeterre, in Besides, I didn't get any

Hopefully the one hour sleeper is empathizing, and just letting them know they understand as they only slept an hour but can’t articulate it (to save energy).

spirinolas, in The current state of Twitch

They should change the name to Twatch.

I’ll see myself out.

Buy my girlfriend a pregnancy test while I’m out…

CaptainProton, in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.

The Ancient Greeks weren’t actively trying to turn the strawberries in your fridge into a SaaS subscription.

dejected_warp_core,

This actually points to the root of the problem. You couldn’t do that kind of retail subscription nonsense in ancient times because the bookkeeping, identity management, and fraud prevention would have been a nightmare. Since we found out how to automate all of those problems away, here we are.

CaptainProton, (edited )

Sort of, my point is really that there are new kinds of work that were not really conceivable at the time, most of which has no direct influence on whether you’re fed, clothed, housed, and healthy. (Indirectly is another matter, North Korean’s wisest minds centrally decide what really matters and look where that gets them… Not a 3 day work week)

drphungky,

I am from now on referring to local produce clubs as “Strawberries As A Service”. Thank you.

Cannacheques,

Shit should be free, or cheaper at least, if you’re poor, trying to draw blood from a stone is how the poor stay poor and the elite fall to pieces and lose their entire hierarchy

bruhduh, in Hot Notifications
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doctorcrimson, in This is too loud

I don’t really like the edit that removed the camera, maybe it’s just because of the low image quality but it bothers me.

petrol_sniff_king,

Yeah, wait— he’s got a neck strap for a cell phone? I didn’t even catch that lol.

YoorWeb, (edited )

There’s ID badge hanging down his side.

petrol_sniff_king,

xD That’s also true

omgarm, in This is too loud

I have liked all comments in here so you all have to read them again :)

DarkSurferZA, in Let's hope it never has to come to this

Ok, so I am assuming this means these is no windows or other possible air sources. Why not just break the toilet bowl, and stick the tube out of the top of the downpipe. If your house is on fire, I assume the toilet bowl is not priority from a retention perspective

celliern,

I assume that the water will make a barrier for the smoke

Anticorp,

Break a toilet bowl with your bare hands? Good luck with that!

shneancy,

water being there is crucial for the design as smoke can’t pass through to poison the air on the other side

unreachable, in Hot Notifications
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brbposting, in Hot Notifications
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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CoolBeance, in This is too loud
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I heard from some incredibly unreliable source that people do this because they don’t get told that they’re doing a good job enough. For what it’s worth you’re all doing great

rony4102,
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Thank you so much

SkippingRelax, (edited )

I love your hair!

khannie,
@khannie@lemmy.world avatar

And so are you. :)

LaserTurboShark69,

You don’t know me!

Everythingispenguins,

I honestly would believe it. I will sort old posts by top and reread them on bad days.

ExfilBravo, (edited )

“Oh yeah I remember that post, it’s doing good now.” *Dopamine hit

Next post…

“Wow I said that cringe shit?! fuck it ill leave it up, has a few upvotes.”

unreachable, in They could be anywhere
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narrator: “they all lost”

Wispy2891, in Let's hope it never has to come to this

Luckily now the patent is expired and we can all use this tech freely without getting sued

unreachable, in Let's hope it never has to come to this
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Sanyanov, in This is too loud

The amount of positivity and civility on Lemmy is very high in general, and I love it.

ElBarto,
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I actually post things on Lemmy, the worst comment I’ve gotten was barely mean.

htrayl, in The current state of Twitch

The prude subcurrent on Lemmy is apparently massive. You honestly are being hardly inconvenienced by boob streams and yet it deserves and inordinate amount of complaining. On a real impact basis, you are far more impacted by video games you aren’t interested in than boob streamers.

YeetPics,
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This single image really rustled your jimmies huh?

deaf_fish,

You don’t post when your jimmies are rustled?

YeetPics,
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Almost exclusively. However I try not to post about foreign jimmies being rustled if mine are equally rustled.

deaf_fish,

I’m not following, can you explain the foreign jimmies being rustled?

YeetPics,
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Jimmies that ain’t mine. Other people’s jimmies. Unknown jimmies. Strange jimmies.

Mango,

Not interested is very different from disinterested or disgusted.

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