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shalafi, in They could be anywhere

Contracting cable internet in Chicagoland was an experience. Everyone gave cardinal directions, no left or right nonsense. Everyone could walk you to their front door from anywhere. Also, they were excellent drivers.

nucleative, in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.
afraid_of_zombies, in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.

To be fair 1/3 of women don’t die in childbirth, 1/2 of children don’t die before they are ten, we have weed and booze they could never have dreamed of, freaken chocolate and aspirin, and you are highly unlikely to become a sex slave. It was paradise for a very small fraction of the population and rape/slavery/castration for the rest.

Still I could go for an orgy and some figs if anyone is in the mood.

WhiteRabbit_33,

But I’m still castrated and want to be a sex slave uwu

BackOnMyBS,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

Still I could go for an orgy and some figs if anyone is in the mood.

Yeah, I’m down too.

Shareni,

weed

Weed is better today, but you wouldn’t get arrested for it back then

chocolate

Ah yes, the industry that depends on child labor, human trafficking, and slavery…

aspirin

Chew willow bark

It was paradise for a very small fraction of the population and rape/slavery/castration for the rest.

Yeah, today you don’t buy agrarian slaves, instead you just magically get cheap bananas, chocolate, oil, lithium, etc.

Out of sight, out of mind?

edgemaster72, in Let's hope it never has to come to this
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

Flush first so you’re not sticking the tube through the water I guess

rockSlayer,

You can also clear the tube by blowing into it after getting past the s-bend

jackie_jormp_jomp,

You can also drink any water that entered the tube, if you’re a fucking freak

rockSlayer,

Lmao, I suppose there’s also that option too. On average, toilets are more sanitary than a phone so it’s not the end of the world if you do drink it

Empricorn,

It would have cost you absolutely nothing to resist posting that…

yuki2501, in The current state of Twitch
@yuki2501@lemmy.world avatar

And it didn’t last a day.

PP_BOY_, in Hot Notifications
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Hey do you have the answer to on tonights homework let me know soon my mom takes my phone at 8

name_NULL111653,

f(u)

neatchee, in Let's hope it never has to come to this

I’m putting some cloth over the end with a rubberband and filling it with crushed altoids. If I’m gonna huff sewage fumes, let’s at least make it minty fresh

cheeseblintzes, in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.
@cheeseblintzes@lemmy.world avatar

WE BUILT THIS CITY

WE BUILT THIS CITY

WE BUILT THIS CITY ON GRIM AND TOLL.

Tikiporch, in Phew...
BrianTheeBiscuiteer, in Let's hope it never has to come to this

How about you just stick the tube as close as possible to the source of the smoke and take a couple deep breaths? Quicker death that way.

ElBarto, in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

I use.my machine that can do the work of 100 people to make shitty jokes online.

Guy_Fieris_Hair, in Let's hope it never has to come to this

They taught us this in fire academy. If you run out of air this is an option. But typically, hopefully, they know where you are and will be there with a RIT bag or spare bottle quickly.

GBU_28,

With your scba hose? This has my blinker fluid/water hammer Spidey sense going …

Coldgoron, in Hot Notifications

This shit cracked me up. Thanks.

stevedidWHAT, in Let's hope it never has to come to this
@stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world avatar

GPT to people in 2035

LogicalDrivel, in They could be anywhere
@LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz avatar

I still think about the guy i sent in the complete wrong direction about 15 years ago. He was dressed up, so he must have been going to something important. Sorry dude!

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