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balderdash9, in This is great. You should try it.

My sides lmao! Though I do like blue cheese

MrJameGumb, in This is great. You should try it.
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Blue cheese is delicious though! Especially with hot wings!

prunerye,

I like to add a tiny dab to ginger snap cookies.

MrJameGumb,
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That sounds absurd but I kinda want to try it now lol

blanketswithsmallpox, (edited )

So you’re telling me for it to be edible it has to be on something that’s completely delicious on its own…

Also that’s still a hard pass. Even on the burger which is more of the same lol.

ChronosWing,

Nope, it’s perfectly delicious all by itself.

MrJameGumb,
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Nope. What I said was it’s especially delicious with hot wings.

I can’t speak for everyone, but it’s been my experience that people don’t tend to just hunker down and eat a block of cheese by itself. Most cheeses are meant to go with something else, unless you’re Charlie Kelly getting ready for a big date.

blanketswithsmallpox, (edited )

I mean… tell that to every person who eats a pinch full of cheese any time they open a shredded bag…

Or fuck some up on a snack board. (I suppose that’s loosely with something else.)

But good cheese is definitely able to just be sliced and ate on the spot. Just make sure it’s off the block and BAM.

Blue cheese though? I’ll leave the stank foot blue waffle cheese to y’all.

Enk1,

Stuff raspberries with it. 🔥

IrateAnteater,

Or on a burger. Especially on a pepper crusted burger along with sauteed mushrooms.

CalamityBalls,
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I've yet to find a burger that's better than just caramelised onions, blue cheese, and quality beef. I might add a leafy something out of arterial guilt, but I can't say it improves anything.

XbSuper,

Bacon, that burger needs bacon.

MrJameGumb,
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Dang, now you’re making me hungry 🤤

livus, in 👁️👁️
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This picture reminds me of that superstition that cameras can steal your soul.

Except for that woman behind Zucks shoulder who looks like an evil henchman. At least that's an actual human expression.

wreckedcarzz, in 👁️👁️
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Dude really needs to grow some hair. I could use that forehead like a magnifying glass in the sun.

livus,
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Nah robots don't need to Musk up.

teft, in This is great. You should try it.
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I love it so much.

MudMan,
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It's amazing, but I never peer pressure anybody to try it.

Because it's great when there's a cheese board and you get to hoard the blue cheese because people are "ew, gross, mold".

Tylerdurdon, in This is great. You should try it.

Almost looks like Slappy Smith got a slap of his own.

thorbot, in 👁️👁️

This is an amazing edit

squiblet, in This is great. You should try it.
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Cheese doesn't sound that great when you think of it as milk that's been left in a cave for a year and infested with bacteria

Sagifurius,

That’s not what cheese is, generally. Blue cheese is that though. Cheese is converted into a solid form in the kitchen the first day, then aged.

squiblet, (edited )
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How is that not what cheese is? As far as I understand, every cheese uses a bacterial culture, mesophilic or thermophilic. Blue cheese is different because it also has a fungal culture. But sure, usually it's put in on purpose when the cheese is made, not something that comes from the environment.

Sagifurius, (edited )

Traditionally is done by heating, separating and the introduction of rennet, which is an enzyme from calf guts that converts milk into a solid form that a herbivore can digest. This relates to why cows milk kills human infants and kittens but they can survive on goats. Cheese basically dates from ancient times when everyone was lactose intolerant but some farmer noticed how calves digest milk.

squiblet,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

I have made some simple cheeses before and learned about rennet so i can feed vegetarians. Then what is this page about? It seems every common type of cheese has a bacterial culture.
https://www.thecheesemaker.com/blog/cheese-cultures-explained-everything-you-need-to-know/

peto,

Aged like milk has a lot less impact if you are good at it.

IrateAnteater,

“Aged like milk” can mean anything from “so awful it’s literally illegal” to “so good people will pay unreasonable amounts of money”.

Hazrod, in This is great. You should try it.

Blue cheese barely have any taste, get you game up

Nobody, in 👁️👁️

“We forgot to take the customary picture. Everyone put your human faces back on and direct your attention to the photo-taking apparatus.”

guriinii, in This is great. You should try it.

Blue stilon is amazing

nyctre, in This is great. You should try it.

I assume you also find disgusting alcohol and all the other products obtained through fermentation? Or is stuff eaten by bacteria somehow better than fungi?

FishFace,

Alcohol is made by fungi, as is bread, and mushrooms are literal fungi.

squiblet,
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Blue cheese culture is literal fungi as well.

FishFace,

Yes, that’s why I mentioned mushrooms.

Okokimup, in This is great. You should try it.
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Honey fans eating literal bug vomit.

Mushroom fans eating literal reproductive organs.

Lots of things sound gross when you think about their origins. Just eat what you like.

Gimly,

And standard cheese is just milk way way past its conservation date.

Shadywack,
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Montana has an event called the Testicle Festival, so they’re not even trying to conceal the origins of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

pomodoro_longbreak,
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cannibals are like right?? just let people enjoy what they want

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

is eating your own nails cannibalism because i know a person named Paul that eats his own toe nails

pomodoro_longbreak,
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yes Paul is a deviant and must be stopped

wreckedcarzz,
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Imagine you’re chilling at the park and all the sudden some asshole rips your dick off and eats it

lemmylommy,

Es ist MEIN TEIL

TheFlopster,
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Always upvote Rammstein.

postmateDumbass,

Delerious Mr T. flashbacks intensify

Anticorp,

Mushrooms are kinky like that though. They enjoy it.

wreckedcarzz,
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I can relate.

I mean uhhhh

jettrscga,

I will not.

thefartographer,

I imagined it for you. Your penis was delicious.

SecretSauces,
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Your penis was delicious.

That’s what your mom said to me last night

havokdj,

Lol

wreckedcarzz,
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This dudes a mushroom

Crackhappy, (edited )
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He does seem like quite a fungi, my bro

thefartographer,

That was meeee!!! Best friends!

Dio,
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Least honey and mushrooms offer benefits. The hell does eating blue mold do.

havokdj,

Penicillin

rustydrd,
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The hell does eating blue mold do.

Douse my brain in endorphins because it’s friggin delicious.

Sagifurius,

It’s penicillin. Eating it not much but it does hold benefits aside from tasting good and calories

ForestOrca, (edited )
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" Believed to have originated in a cave in Roquefort, France, blue cheese is available in a handful of varieties including gorgonzola, stilton, and cambozola. The blue veins characteristic of blue cheese develop from the bacteria Penicillium Roqueforti that grow within small punctures created on top of the cheese loaves at the beginning of the cheese ripening process.

Though blue cheese is typically high in sodium, it is rich in dairy protein, dietary fats, and essential vitamins and minerals including calcium, phosphorous, potassium, zinc, and vitamin A. What makes each variety different is the type of milk used, the length of ripening, and the result texture and flavor."

https://www.verywellfit.com/blue-cheese-nutrition-facts-and-health-benefits-5206366
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/blue-cheese-types-benefits-risks-and-more

Mmmm, cheese.

Contramuffin,

the bacteria Penicillium roqueforti

I don’t think that article knows what a bacterium is. Penicillium is a fungus.

ForestOrca,
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Bah! Missed that. Thanks for the catch! I was looking for nifty things blue cheeses did nutritionally. Mostly seems they are just cheese.

EdibleFriend,
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When it comes down to it lots of people eat things just because they like them not because it’s beneficial. Obviously that can lead to unhealthy eating but in moderation there’s nothing wrong with it.

Gork,

reads this while munching on ramen at work

Yup I like it. No it’s not very healthy.

Dave,
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Um, you know where ramen grows, right?

MrQuallzin,

They grow on Ramen Trees. It’s an offshoot of Spaghetti Trees

Gork,

The ramen Gods. This is the origin of the phrase “Ramen” after a prayer.

Dave,
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Yes but that ramen does not grow on their heads.

zaph,

Honey can literally kill humans

IrateAnteater,

Everything can kill humans if you have enough of it.

zaph,

Valid af

pomodoro_longbreak,
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Based everything

psud,

People have been hospitalised for too much spinach

angelsomething,

Eggs are technically chicken’s periods when you think about it.

Kase,

Wait really? That’s so interesting. So eggs you buy at the store aren’t fertilized? (Not sure if that’s the right word but ykwim)

cor315,

Correct. You can get fertilized ones too. Look up balut. Or don’t.

SnipingNinja, (edited )

That don’t is a weak recommendation to not look it up, depending on the person it can be terrible to look at

tigeruppercut,

Some countries sell packs of chicken offal, and you can see what the eggs look like before they get far enough along in the bird to have a shell

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/794850a5-d7d8-40c5-82d0-c1bd15d3113c.webp

EpeeGnome,

Typical mass market eggs are unfertilized, but eggs from smaller scale or hobby farms are usually fertilized. On a small scale, it’s easier to keep the hens safe from wildlife with a rooster around, but on a large scale they’re just a waste of feed. If you’re curious, fertilized eggs have a tiny red dot in the egg white.

topinambour_rex,
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Bees store the nectar in a honey stomach, where no digestions happen at all. So it’s not bug vomit.

pomodoro_longbreak,
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They’re also bees, which are notably distinct from humans in ways almost too numerous to count.

AmberPrince,

Can I please have another bee fact?

Kase,

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

psud,

That was bumble bees specifically, and we do know how they fly

pomodoro_longbreak,
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bees sometimes fly, like flies, but not exactly like flies; though they do fly. Bees do. Well, flies also fly, but differently. Not that differently if you don’t care about such distinctions, but pretty differently if you do. I wish I could fly. That last one wasn’t a bee fact. It was a me fact.

weksa,

I read this with Morgan Freeman voice and thoroughly enjoyed it.

pomodoro_longbreak,
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Thank you. Never have I rejoiced more in the rereading of my own comment.

Lemjukes,

“Vomit” doesn’t require digestion to be called vomit. If it was in a stomach and then came back out via a mouth, it’s vomit.

Kase,

So you’re calling a newborn baby vomit? (/s)

SnipingNinja,

They’re clearly vaginal shit

psud,

Though the baby’s path has lips it’s really not a mouth

postmateDumbass, (edited )

Are bees a ruminant?

Stanwich, in 👁️👁️

Shit. They lost their souls.

GlitterInfection, (edited ) in 👁️👁️

Is there context for this photo?

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture containing more inner sadness and genuine concern for what’s being seen off camera before.

This bothered me enough to look it up. It’s a photoshop. Totally had me convinced, heh.

knowyourmeme.com/…/mark-zuckerberg-group-selfie

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