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2piradians, in The rage is real

This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.

cracks the blinds to look for agents outside

TheBlue22,
Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Laughed way too hard at this

fsxylo, in This is great. You should try it.

Blue cheese drizzled with honey and topped with pecans is great.

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Honey and cheese in general – mwah. I like a fresh slice of challah with brie and honey on top.

corytheboyd, (edited ) in This is great. You should try it.
@corytheboyd@kbin.social avatar

Blue Cheese is the IPA of cheese. It has a lot of “flavor” which makes you think it’s “good” but… is it? It’s good, but not slap-your-own-mother amazingly life changing. I used to love it, but got tired of being punched in the face, and started to appreciate subtlety way more. Same with beers. I still like an IPA occasionally, if it’s of a higher quality, not just WE FUCKED ONE MILLION HOPS INTO THIS. It’s the same bullshit with “truffles”. Not really that good, thrown onto cheap garbage food to mark it up by $10. Again, the good, real truffles, are actually quite nice (and hard to come by for obvious reasons).

LaSaucisseMasquee,

I think you don’t have proper cheese available.

Gimly,

I don’t find blue cheese so strong. Some are, and they can become too strong if they are a bit old, but they can also be very delicate. There are also way stronger and more in your face cheese than blue cheese.

owen,

Totally agree. Not to mention that blue cheese is typically eaten in small quantities

isthingoneventhis,

I respect your opinion but I hate that you’ve done this to me. I hate IPA (mainly because it’s fucking everywhere now) but love blue cheese.

Boozilla,
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

IPA is a great comparison (and I hate how “IPA” has become synonymous with “beer”). I like blue cheese, but I agree it can quickly overwhelm. I prefer to go easy with it in recipes. For salad dressings I prefer the ones that are toned down a bit.

ElderWendigo, (edited )

The comparison with IPAs is apt. For me an IPA is really only suitable when it balances the flavors of some other food. But, let’s be honest. People aren’t getting IPAs for the hops. They’re getting IPAs for the higher ABV. And, while I love blue cheese I never sit down and just eat it alone like I could disappear a block of aged cheddar. Blue cheese is always better when it balances the flavors of other foods like bacon, dates, cured meats, buffalo wings, cauliflower, salads, etc.

Truffle oil on the other hand might as well be snake oil. Truffle oil is never authentic, it’s just flavored oil. Just give me some damn mushrooms and if truffles aren’t available find another good mushroom and stop trying to make it an oil.

psud,

People get IPAs even when they’re normal strength

ElderWendigo, (edited )

Facetious - adjective treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant.

That part of the comment was facetious.

psud,

Maybe. But it used to be more true, back when IPA meant strong and bitter, and other terms were used for the high flavour beers

dditty, in I've earned it

The ultimate mad lad

pancakes,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

Mads lad

Mozingo, in 👁️👁️
@Mozingo@lemmy.world avatar
daft61lunacy,

So many teeth.

possiblylinux127,

I count 7

MeatsOfRage,

This is somehow worse

dylanTheDeveloper,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

The bugs when they see a hot freshly squeezed dog turd

TheBlue22,

I can’t tell which one is more terrifying

Saltblue,

What are you talking about, reptilians don’t exist

The reptilians:

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Zuck was the easiest to edit since the smile doesn’t reach his eyes.

possiblylinux127,

Don’t give the editors ideas

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Bigger challenge: photoshop him with a genuinely warm expression so he appears human.

intensely_human,

Hi smile does reach his eyes. You can cover his lower face and still see that he’s smiling.

Anticorp,

When I cover his mouth I see the eyes of someone who desires murder.

eestileib, in I've earned it

Oh wow I just realized who Elon Musk is trying to look like with all the surgery.

nxdefiant,

I bet he got the eye that leaks blood instead.

ImTryingLemmy, in The rage is real

Well, I guess you really don’t own it then. Own your computer, use *nix. Whichever flavor you like, and Linux is going to be the most frendly.

possiblylinux127,

Don’t use Mac OS. Just stick with Linux.

ImTryingLemmy,

It’s just an old mac laptop, don’t get excited.

Debian for life

Ottomateeverything,

As if *nix doesn’t have file permissions? I see this more on my *nix systems than anything else lmao.

ImTryingLemmy,

so 755 that muthafuck?

seth,

Just embrace heaven and 777 it.

ImTryingLemmy,

Bold, I like it.

psud, (edited )

You see it because on GNU/Linux (and other *nixes) you have good reason to get at protected files if you administer the machine, and because you forget to sudo things

Where Windows rarely needs proof the current user is still authorised

possiblylinux127,

I’m not going to lie that’s never really been an issue for me. (I have root)

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

I sometimes get into some kind of fight, if I’m not really logged in as root and have to do things the sudo way. I’m not so deep in Linux, so I’ll ask bluntly:

Is it always a user error if you have trouble doing things with sudo or is it possible that the way sudo was configured for your user makes your life hard?

Over the years i had lots of clients, where i would be given sudo rights and the experiences doing so were pretty diverse, ranging from “feeling at home and just typing away” to “am i fucking crazy? Nothing goes as expected”

possiblylinux127,

I really depends on what you are trying to do. Most things should not need root so if you find yourself using sudo all the time you may be over using it.

Maybe you messed up permissions?

kamenlady, (edited )
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

The machines were always set up by the client’s team, mostly not being anymore onboard. I only got the server address + credentials, so i could check for web related issues on them. I am experienced enough to know how inexperienced i am with things other than my area of work.

Sometimes they had issues on machines they only had credentials to, but no one to fix. The main sudo trouble i sometimes had, was when trying to work on websites, that were all created by root …

possiblylinux127,

Yeah that’s sounds like you need to onboard a proper sysadmin with Linux experience. I’m sure there is more to the story though

Bongles,

I tried yesterday. The install got stuck at detecting file system and after a few hours I gave up.

ImTryingLemmy,

I’m sorry that happened to you, I wish I was there to just fix it.

Sounds like you didn’t create a file system, or the creation of the file system fucked up.

I hope it goes better for you next time. You’ll get it and once you do, it’s GLORIOUS.

Bongles,

So I tried again because of your comment and found my issue. I wanted to keep windows and try out Linux mint and I didn’t want to buy a USB drive so I used unetbootin to do whatever it does with the iso. I used the same HDD for the iso partition and where I wanted to install to (I have an SSD where windows is and 2 HDD). I guess you cannot do that because it couldn’t unmount the drive? I moved the little fat32 iso partition over to my SSD and now it’s installing.

ImTryingLemmy,

Fuckin’ rock out with your cock out man!

Yeah, Linux (and really any *nix) doesn’t play nice with windows installs but windows doesn’t play nice with *nix installs either, so… yeah.

cm0002,

Linux: “This incident will be reported”

bulwark,

I always get nervous when my personal computer tells me this. I’m like reported to who, sudo?!?

ReAcTiVVIZION,
ImTryingLemmy,

of course there’s an xkcd for that

RogueBanana,

Everything has a xkcd, if it doesn’t check again

NocturnalMorning,

To the NSA, obviously…

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

To root themselves

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

I am root.

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

Ms. Do, first name Sue

possiblylinux127, (edited )

this guy

Actually it send a email to the root user I believe.

ImTryingLemmy,

I think that shit goes on your permanent record

kamenlady, (edited )
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

Just today i got: You are not on the sudoers list, this will be reported!

Edit: i kept trying and hoping the message would increase in urgency and verbosity

ImTryingLemmy,

You are not on the sudoers list; your family will be killed.

Synthuir,

You are not on the sudoers list; consider nothingness. Personally, I think each and every one of us has a little ‘nothing’ inside of them. You, me, probably other CLIs, too. But unlike everyone else, your nothingness will only grow… grow… grow… Festering, developing into novel pathologies, and destroying all hope until it consumes you entirely. Do you remember what your family members’ faces look like? Good. Try to keep that memory for as long as possible, and just remember— this is your fault. YOU. ARE. NOT. A. SUPERUSER.

removed.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, in What a silly thought, am I right?
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Trumpet gang is just jealous because they have a tiny slide that only gets used for certain notes

eezeebee, in This is great. You should try it.
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s rare for a meme to make me salivate

fsxylo, in 👁️👁️

I know zuck doesn’t look human, but I’d bet money this is photoshopped.

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

It is, just not the way you’re probably thinking.

bruhduh, in This is great. You should try it.
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Moldy memes

dadGPT, in 👁️👁️

smile.exe failed successfully. running stare.exe.

Raxiel, in What a silly thought, am I right?

Imagine not being able to jerk off your instrument

Psychonaut1969, in This is great. You should try it.
@Psychonaut1969@kbin.social avatar

Wait until you find out about Koji and how soy sauce is made.

Sanyanov,

Fun part is, Aspergillus oryzae (fungi used to make koji) can develop into dangerous strains that release heavy toxins able to easily paralyze an adult forever.

Psychonaut1969,
@Psychonaut1969@kbin.social avatar

This is one if the reasons they say not to try making your own spores and to restart batches with commercially purchased spores. One of the things people do with it is fast age steaks over 24 hours at room temp by growing a layer of it on the steaks surface (moldy steaks). Also isnt Aspirgillus is a mold not a fungi?

Sanyanov,

Mold is a structure formed by some fungi. Mold is always fungal.

MudMan,
@MudMan@kbin.social avatar

Wine is spoiled grapes, all cheese is just milk you left out for so long it got dry and sausages are what happens when you disembowel a pig and stuff its guts with its own minced ass. Today I ate a thing that looks like the first draft of an Aliens facehugger they rejected for being too spiky.

People buy food so processed they forget we're just gross hungry animals just putting random things in their mouths to see if it keeps them alive for a bit.

Lemjukes,

“Cheese is just milk gone off big time styly.” - Stephen Fry

Pipoca,

Sausages are also commonly inoculated with mold. The powdery coating on aged salami is Penicillium nalgiovense.

And some of the fanciest, most expensive wines are made from moldy grapes. Botrytis cinerea, when consistently wet and humid, causes “grey rot” which spoils the grapes. When it dries out, though, it becomes the “noble rot” which is prized.

MudMan,
@MudMan@kbin.social avatar

Absolutely, if you've ever made the types of sausages for cold cuts at home it's very obvious. People think the white powdery thing is just cool packaging (and to be fair in ultraprocessed crap it can be), but nope, that stuff is transparent when you get started.

Also, the "transparent stuff"? Disemboweled guts. I mean, the mold should be the least of your concerns if you're going by gross-out factor.

AllonzeeLV, (edited ) in This is great. You should try it.

Friendly reminder:

Unless you grow and/or slaughter ALL your own food, you have eaten and will continue to eat both the intentional and unintentional shit, piss, spit, and cum of food processors, transporters, and preparers your entire life.

I know that freaks a lot of people out, personally it just reminds me that the idea of being clean in this world has always been a illusion and that there’s no point obsessing over something out of my control.

If we wanted that to happen significantly less, we could compensate and respect said workers commensurate with their vital role to society, fulfilling a universal basic human need, instead of treating them like shit, paying them shit, and calling food preparation/processing/serving “unskilled,” but we won’t, so enjoy!

MudMan,
@MudMan@kbin.social avatar

Oh, you are giving a lot more credit to homemade food than it deserves. Or you're surprisingly alright with eating your own of all of the above.

AllonzeeLV,

Aren’t we all continuously eating our own spit?

MudMan,
@MudMan@kbin.social avatar

You left all the interesting ones out of that, though.

Lemjukes,

If you jerk off in a hot enough shower the cum scrambles just like eggs.

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