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HawlSera, in Can't outsmart your teacher

“If you saw how big my dick was, you’d get it.” - Is how you answer this, especially if you’re a girl

FlyingSquid, in Second Cousins
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You think that’s confusing? Someone else from my Grandfather’s family, one of his cousins, married someone else from my Grandmother’s family, one of her cousins.

Our family tree is so messed up.

Maestro,
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Your family tree is a Gordian knot? Or a Möbius strip?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The lines just go all over the place.

JaymesRS,

I have a great-grandmother where her and her 2 sisters married 3 brothers.

I also have a great aunt on my mom’s side that married my paternal grandfather years after both of their spouses died.

HolyDuckTurtle, in Reach out and touch them
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I've always wandered if the Captain or other Senior Officer had that idea in their back pocket just waiting for an excuse to use it.

sour, in Little shit
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apush students when john brown

Norgur, (edited ) in ironic

No, you don't get it. They never said that they've got nothing to hide. So the rule must be that if you've got nothing to hide, spying is okay. But if you have something to hide, it's not okay. That means that it's okay to spy on you, but not okay to spy on criminals. Huh. This rule seems rather useless.

Octopus1348,

*They got

I could hardly guess WTF theymfot means.

MonkderZweite,

“So in reversion of argument, since it’s okay to spy on you because you have nothing to hide, spying on criminals is not ok, because they do have something to hide?”

Cleaned it up. Thanks for the argument!

roguetrick, in She's a quick study

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver,
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    Aww tysm

    fosforus, (edited ) in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

    Plus the highest debt/GDP ratio in the world by far.

    edit Oh wait, Venezuela topped them. Well done, socialism!

    dangblingus, (edited )

    Venezuela hasn’t been socialist for a while. I don’t see their workers owning the means of production.

    Wisest_wizard,

    Well… debt/GDP ratio and its effects depends on how well are you able to service the debt and how much is the confidence on GSecs… P.S. Japan is considered one of the safest when it comes to GSecs

    DreBeast,

    Venezuela and Japan have the highest, but you forgot to mention the United States is 12th -“While the U.S. boasts the highest GDP in the world, it nonetheless spends more than it earns. Major contributors to the national debt include the world’s largest military budget, tax cuts (which reduce government income and rarely result in a corresponding increase in economic growth), COVID-19 relief efforts, and mandatory-but-underfunded programs such as Medicare.”

    Brunei and Afghanistan have the lowest. You need a better metric to make your pro neo liberal take💀

    Source - worldpopulationreview.com/…/debt-to-gdp-ratio-by-…

    willya, in Should have gone for 1tb storage…
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    How convenient seeing this while trying lemmynade.

    creditCrazy, in Can't outsmart your teacher
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    Da Vinci’s note book:“turns his smile into a grimice”

    Sabre363, in Santa works one day at least

    Have a thing specifically for a cat and they most assuredly will not use it

    JohnDClay,

    Decoy keyboard? Or maybe have two keyboards and be able to turn one off?

    funkless_eck, (edited )

    I have a series of transparent cubes I place over my four keyboards.

    edit: I am insane.

    rbn,

    Put a cardboard box on top of it, pronlem solved.

    boredtortoise, (edited ) in Night vs Morning people

    Morning people are courtious and quiet for the ones sleeping late. On the other hand when a night person has to wake up early, they’ll wake everyone else as well

    I’m a night person but proper sleep only works at night so I had to become an early waking very quiet night person.

    Smoogs,

    wake up early

    You failed the simple task of reading how descriptions work today.

    boredtortoise,

    Do I have a typo or something? English is not my first language.

    I mean when a night person has to (for any of the variety of reasons) wake up at morning time

    Kecessa,

    Oh fuck no, you should see the difference between me and my girlfriend when the other is asleep, I used to work night shift and she wouldn’t wake up when I came back at 4am even if we lived in a 500sq ft apartment, but she sure as hell would wake me up at 7 am by making breakfast and coffee!

    TurboDiesel,
    @TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

    I had a roommate that loved pour over coffee in the morning. That in itself isn’t the issue; she taught me how to use her V60 and it actually makes pretty good coffee.

    No, the issue was she ground her beans fresh. Every morning, at 6AM. Know what the loudest sound in the universe is? An electric coffee grinder at 6AM.

    fadingembers,
    @fadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Fuck that

    lightnsfw,

    Yea I’m quiet AF when I wake up early. The longer everyone else sleeps the more quiet time I get.

    WarmSoda,

    When s night person has to wake up early… What in the afternoon?

    boredtortoise,

    Appointments, travel, taking care of people. It can happen as society doesn’t adjust for night people

    RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
    @RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social avatar

    Maybe instead of being exclusively for one group over others, our society could kinda be for everycritter?

    [Sarcasm, though not necessarily directed at the person I’m replying to] Nah, why would we want a liveable world when we can just demand that everyone be a damn automaton that exists to work all day.

    grouches irritably, hates world

    boredtortoise,

    Yeah agreed. Flexibility would benefit a lot

    TimewornTraveler, (edited )

    lol Why the fuck is this the most downvoted reply? Did you all even read it, or did you count the score and prepare yourself for outrage? There’s literally nothing wrong with what was said. ‘Night people struggle with morning behavior more than morning people.’ Sounds like a valid perspective, esp if this person lives with/is a courteous morning person.

    boredtortoise,

    Kneejerk reaction or something. I don’t mind. Maybe the voters were in a tired haze.

    xantoxis, in Time changes us all

    Is it better if you snort it?

    can,

    no

    TheRealLinga,

    I second this. Bad, bad bad idea

    15liam20, in This is great. You should try it.

    Mould *

    AgentGrimstone, in Can't outsmart your teacher

    When you’re in your seat, it really does give a false sense of blending in with the crowd.

    Seraph, in Inner Duality
    @Seraph@kbin.social avatar

    Me on the inside vs me on the outside.

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