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DScratch, in And now I'm concerned

Coconut milk ice cream is actually alright.

ininewcrow, in Second Cousins
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

How about being born into a family, going through life and never having anyone tell you who is related to who, how and whatever family secrets that you shouldn’t take about.

Then get to 20 years of age and everyone treats you like an idiot for not knowing that aunt Margaret had a secret affair in 1975 had an illigitiment child who is your best friend, then she got married, divorced had three other children from different men and you always thought that their father died a long ago. No one talks about any of this but you are somehow supposed to know.

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

This is, uhh, oddly specific…? You ok?

balderdash9,

Why would they have to tell you? Everyone knows!! /s

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

One of my favourite responses from family members goes something like … how did you not know that was your mothers, uncle, second cousin through marriage, stepson’s foster child? Don’t you even know your own family?

I have a ton of family in a variety of situations either through marriage, divorce, commonlaw, one night stands, rape, incest, undetermined, suspected, or just unknown … it’s also an Indigenous family so it gets weird sometimes when you have all brown family members and then an oddball white child that came out of left field, no explanation, no one talks about it, yet the white looking child is no different in culture and language than any of the rest of the family. I have two cousins who could pass off as completely white but their first language is Ojibway-Cree and they were born and raised like brown little old me.

And it gets hilariously insane quickly too … the whole family will complain about the indian-wanna-bes and pretendians … while our white looking cousins are sitting right next to us agreeing to everything we’re saying.

Families are weird … Native families are on another level

shalafi,

I FEEL that. I thought another man was my father until 8th grade.

“Who’s this Steve guy you’re talking about?”

Everyone looked at me like I just grew a second head.

callouscomic,

Feels like the same families that don’t teach you a damn thing about how to be an adult and then treat you like shit for making any mistakes in life.

flipht, in Second Cousins

It's not hard.

Cousin # = # of generations back to your shared direct ancestor - 1.

So if you share a grandparent (2 generations away), you're 1st cousins.

removed is how many generations away you are from each other.

So if your parent is first cousins with someone, you're first cousins once removed. You're second cousins to their kids. You're second cousins once removed to their children.

Anticorp,

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  • candybrie,

    Your dad and his cousin share a set of grandparents. You and your dad’s cousin’s kid share a set of great-grandparents. That’s 3 generations up for both of you. So, 2nd cousins. No removed.

    themusicman,

    You mean, literally the example at the end of their (very thorough) explanation?

    datelmd5sum, in Too good to be true

    When the sun starts coming up, but you know that it doesn’t come up until the middle of January you know you’re fucked.

    Frozengyro,

    But not for long

    qyron, in Too good to be true

    Better yet: wake at random, feeling as if an entire night of sleep is already done. Look at the clock and only two hours have elapsed and there is still an entire night to sleep.

    Nonetheless, wake up before the alarm rings, feeling fully refreshed, as if two full nights of sleep have been had.

    When I get these episodes, I feel like a champ the entire day. Sadly it also makes me a bit annoying, as it makes overjoyful.

    cypherix93,

    gotta deprive yourself of sleep to meet the social standards of the exact right amount of joyful

    qyron,
    6mementomori,

    then you go back to sleep to get the maximum amount of hours and wake up drowsy

    qyron, (edited )

    I get that on those lazy weekend mornings where I wake up at my regular and just keep my lazy ass in bed reading.

    After some time, I eventually nap a bit. Waking from that usually means I get drowsy. But don’t care: lazy weekend!

    morrowind, (edited ) in ironic
    @morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

    The very idea of “nothing to hide” is born from fear.

    https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/a037ffb6-07cd-4a72-88e3-d2b5852f3a58.png

    It’s fundamentally a self-sabotaging philosophy. If I have nothing to hide, why do I need to be surveilled?

    edit: source

    edit2: see true source below if you have access or are willing to pay/pirate

    grue,
    LemmyKnowsBest,

    yeah kind of like how even on Reddit we have to think twice before saying what’s REALLY on our minds

    DragonTypeWyvern,

    Some more than others.

    ThatWeirdGuy1001, (edited )
    @ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

    I got permabanned once for telling someone to crawl into a hole.

    I got permabanned a second time and fully quit reddit after bringing up the double standards of infant genital mutilation practices.

    Moshpirit, in Bonk
    @Moshpirit@lemmy.world avatar

    They are also brick allergic?!! That’s nuts!!

    therealjcdenton, in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

    Cash society is a bad thing since when

    Aux,

    Since forever.

    dangblingus,

    Psyop to make people think that electronic is superior.

    Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in Early bird
    @Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

    I have a hypothesis that adolescents staying up late and the elderly waking up early is an an evolutionary holdover from a time when someone needed to be awake to watch for lion attacks.

    someguy3,

    That’s an actual theory afaik.

    chickenpotpi, in Bonk

    allergy havers are so weak smh my head

    oce, in Bonk
    @oce@jlai.lu avatar

    That must be wallnut allergy.

    Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in What nice vibes
    @Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar
    YaksDC,

    Of course, because the Bible loves incest.

    teft,
    @teft@startrek.website avatar

    Most of us know because we remember the commercial. We don’t need jesus, the writers for folgers need jesus.

    Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
    @Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

    I remember the commercial and I never thought they were fucking

    Stamets,
    @Stamets@startrek.website avatar

    My sister was like 12 when that came out and even she looked at me and said “Were not brother and sister like that, are we?”

    Kusimulkku,

    So you just thought they wanted to, right?

    Exusia, in Hes very sophisticated
    @Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

    @theKalash this one is not a Dinosaur, he is my plumber

    theKalash,

    Finding a good handyman has really become hard.

    thefartographer,

    I’m sorry, I can’t pay the bill… Maybe we can find some… other form of payment?

    768,

    Could you eggsternalise this discussion?

    skeeter_dave, in He continues to be a treasure

    I like Dankpods but I find his videos too short to fall asleep to. For me nothing beats a long winded 3 hour long lecture on the lore surrounding Warhammer 40k.

    Obi,
    @Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

    I’ve never been into Warhammer but I listen to these kinds of videos about LOTR/Sci-fi lore, maybe I should give the Warhammer ones a try.

    skeeter_dave,

    Yes! Most definitely! If you like those things Warhammer 40k has you covered. The amount of lore around Warhammer 40k is astronomical.

    JustZ, in Second Cousins

    It’s easy. This is the chart they give every student in law school:

    …lib.tx.us/…/family_relationship_chart.pdf

    shalafi,

    That’s amazing! I’m 52 and from a small family and this stuff has always confused me.

    JustZ,

    That’s how I felt when I first saw this too. Glad it helps.

    PP_BOY_,
    @PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

    You just taught me something in five minutes that I’ve never been able to learn in almost three decades.

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