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LEDZeppelin, in Hes very sophisticated

It will take a while

ReginaPhalange,

But how can you differ? It can easilly be done later…

Exusia,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

He gets paid for the job, not by the hour

metaStatic, in Welcome to Capitalism

cocaine is a hell of a drug

kismattic,
@kismattic@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t forget the ketamine!

KingJalopy, in Too good to be true
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

This is why I set an alarm for 3:00 in the morning so I get to wake up and go hell yeah I get to sleep for almost 4 more hours!

rockerface,

“Checkpoint reached”

KingJalopy, (edited )
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

God damn I can’t believe I’ve never thought of it that way. Here in about 4 hours and 15 minutes my time I’m going to wake up and celebrate you friend.

CaptnNMorgan,

But that takes away precious REM sleep

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

It won’t be much of a celebration I promise

DavidGarcia, in Hes very sophisticated

the future is going to be so weird when we have living street lamps and genetically-engineered rats&pigeons that are compelled to clean up our all our garbage. perhaps we’ll have genetically engineered crocodile engineers to fix up our infrastructure too. genetically engineered wasps that clean our building facades. genetically engineered window cleaning birds with a squeegee shaped beak.

https://feddit.nl/pictrs/image/614ded12-d047-438e-a5f6-371c6b34be4e.jpeg

dudinax,

I bet if you genetically engineered a croc, some other croc genes would fix the change.

InternetCitizen2,

Whatifalthist is that you?

DavidGarcia,

christianity is the sole reason why genetically engineered crocodiles exist

monsterlynn,
@monsterlynn@kbin.social avatar

@DavidGarcia Christians took genetically engineered crocodiles from the pagans and renamed them.

@Exusia @InternetCitizen2

usualsuspect191, in What nice vibes
illi,

Confused by the second part - so it was always supposed to be a joke? Because comments suggest otherwise

SkyezOpen,

The second part is a parody done by different people entirely.

usualsuspect191,

The first part is the real commercial, the second part is a skit that continues/parodies the original. It’s all different actors between the real part and the skit

illi,

I totally didn’t notice those are different people, hah!

sigmaklimgrindset, in It's going

Why did I think this was Mads Mikkelsen

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Because it is lol

sigmaklimgrindset,

Oh.

Oh no. Poor Mads…

Caboose12000,

who is he? what happened to him?

sigmaklimgrindset,

He’s an actor (see Casino Royale, Hannibal TV show). I was saying “oh no” as a joke because he’s depressed in the meme. I’m sure he is alright!

Geriatrickid, (edited )

Sads Sikkelson

GratefullyGodless, in Hes very sophisticated
@GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world avatar

They’re called alligator wrenches for a reason.

synae,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I named mine Allen

thesmokingman, in Welcome to Capitalism

Context for anyone also confused

kismattic,
@kismattic@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks, appreciate you!

damnthefilibuster,

Thanks! Fuckface has gone off the rails taking on Disney.

sagrotan, (edited ) in Night vs Morning people
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

I tried my whole life to get up early, one day I just gave up. Started my own company, bought a house - now I live and work like nature made me. No, I wear clothes, it’s just the sleep. Btw it’s interesting when you’re hiring how many people are like that and love the hours. I can recommend that to every night person.

Strawberry,

I want to work for a company like yours 🥲

ytrav,

that sounds like a cool sitcom TV show idea about a seemingly normal company except they work at night — like a vampire version of The Office

v81,

Shut up and take my money.

tdawg, (edited )

Most of the startups I’ve worked for dont have any of their meetings until nearly lunch time to account for the fact that most programmers stay up late

MystikIncarnate,

It’s unfortunate that most business owners seem to be morning people and demand that all of their employees do the same.

I’m barely functional by 8 AM and you want me to DRIVE? And DO WORK before 10 AM?

I swear, I do 80% of my work between 2PM and 5PM.

tdawg, in She's a quick study

I mean it’s pretty easy to tell if someone’s on the spectrum after you talk with them

ornery_chemist,

Ah, so I’ll never be found out, then.

Spendrill, in Night vs Morning people

Morning people, in my experience at least, firmly believe that night people are just morning people with insufficient self-discipline.

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

I think I had never seen this much upvoted post on kbin. You speak the truth, brother/sister/sibling!

dubyakay,

This wasn’t posted on kbin though.

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

I said upvoted post on kbin. Not posted on kbin. I might be wrong, but I think I see only kbin upvotes and downvotes. Right now I see 6 upvoted and 1 downvote to the post you have replied. How much do you see?

dubyakay,

Oh, I wasn’t aware it tallied the votes separately. Interesting and I apologize.

I only see the summary score on my lemmy client, not the amount of down votes and upvotes, but it’s way beyond 300 as of this post.

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
@RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social avatar

Why don’t I see you calling out people who say “Lemmy” under kbin posts?

dubyakay,

I will! Point me to them and my fury will STRIKE them down!

PRUSSIA_x86,

I used to be a night owl, then I had a job that required me to get up at 5:30. It sucked for 2 weeks and now I’m a morning person.

Gork,

I’m a night owl and even early morning acclimatization hasn’t helped.

There were a few months that I had to do 12.5 hour shift work where I had to be at work at 5:30 AM and I was miserable the entire time. It’s hard to adjust when your natural cycle is like 10 am to 2 am.

Lifebandit666,

I’ve done all the shifts and it fucking sucks.

We did week about shifts. That meant earlies for a week, nights, then lates. Every week you had to change your sleep pattern.

I liked earlies to nights because long weekend (finish 11am Fri start 10am Mon) and a fun “adaptation” that required me to stay up as late as I possibly could on Sunday night. I’d drink, smoke and play games with US chums (UK here) until 3 or 4am and then sleep as late as possible.

It fucking sucked but I did it for a good decade. Then managed to wangle permanent 6-2 shift.

It was a revelation.

Suddenly I had a regular sleep pattern. It was hard to train, but I managed to get a good 6 hours a night most nights. Which was good, I’ve always suffered insomnia for lots of reasons, so I managed to become one of those people that survives on minimal sleep. More sleep was amazing.

I’ve kind of got it down nowadays, thanks in no small part to some pills I was given for my restless legs. They make me drowsy, so if I take them at the right time I can force a sleep pattern, and they stop me kicking my wife up the arse when I’m asleep.

Back to your point after a trip through the weeds, I now do 2 week late shift and 2 week early shift, there’s a permanent night shift at this new place.

When I’m on the early shift I wake up at 5am on the Saturday and Sunday without fail. Once I forgot to set my alarm for work and woke up a minute before it should have gone off. Years of the early shift have honed my wake up time to a knife edge.

Sometimes on the weekend I can’t get back to sleep for various reasons, so it’s not an uncommon sight to find me gaming on my PC at 7am on a Sunday morning. I don’t want to be there, but it’s kinda nice having the peace and quiet of being a night owl with the sun up and a sleep cycle behind instead of in front of you.

9point6, (edited )

I had the opposite experience a few years ago, I am very much a night owl.

I did a job that required me in the office for 7am for a few months, I was noticeably less effective for the whole duration, I was just slower at everything and was basically constantly tired. Switched back to getting in for 9-10am and the difference was night and day, as basically I was back to my old levels of effectiveness after a day or two.

I just think I’m one of these people that cannot adapt, or at least if I do, it comes with a cost.

Patches,

What’s wild is that you’ll see them get a night job, or have to stay up late on vacation a few times and they’ll be 100/10 miserable af. Never adapt to it, and still keep believing iTs aLl SeLf DiScIpLInE

Spendrill,

Well what it ‘proves’ to them is that mankind is supposed to follow the exact same routine that works for them. My Dad was forever saying “Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.” Died when he was 45.

Lifebandit666,

Was he wealthy or wise?

Spendrill,

He didn’t have a ton of money certainly. It’s fair to say he wasn’t a complete idiot but I think that even the example I’ve given so far argues against any claim to sagacity.

zedgeist, (edited )

To quote Yakko Warner:

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, but socially dead

tdawg,

eh, all my friends go to bed at like 9pm lmao

zedgeist, (edited )

So do I. Don’t tell anyone.

pirat,

My dad is still among us, even though I grew up with his take on it, loosely translated:

Early awake, early asleep. That brings health to every weeb.

It’s possible that he already translated it from English (your dad’s saying or an unknown variation of it), and that I’ve now translated it back to English, for each translation moving a bit further away from the original meaning in order to keep it rhyming. (I wrote “weeb” to make it rhyme, my dad’s version said “boy”.)

cynar,

There’s actually a genetic bias on it. It can be overridden, but you’ll always feel a bit burnt out from it. It also changes with age (teenagers are the latest, getting earlier as you age.

Soulg,

As a night person who has to wake up at 6am, I can absolutely confirm. I’m always tired.

AmosBurton_ThatGuy,
@AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m the same way. If I fall asleep at 10pm but wake up at 6am I’m absolutely miserable for the first hour, but if I go to sleep at 2am and wake up at 10am I’m refreshed and in a good mood most of the time. I’m 30 and it hasn’t gotten any better with age yet.

Fuck mornings I hate them so much.

Veticia,
@Veticia@lemmy.ml avatar

I have to wake up early too. The good part is I don’t even remember the first hour of work and once I’m awake I only have to work for 7 more hours.

ridethisbike, (edited )

Edit: nevermind, I can’t math.

nilloc,

44 and still this way 2am-10am is pretty much my dream schedule.

Unfortunately I have a child.

Holyhandgrenade,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah no matter what time I go to bed, if I have to wake up before 8 in the morning I’ll be tired. I’m just not built for early mornings

icedterminal,
FooBarrington,

I had to get up at 05:30 during my teenage years to get to school in time, which was horrible. If I slept in, I could easily sleep til noon or even later. Now that I’m older, I usually wake up around 08:00, even on weekends.

MossyFeathers,

Til I’m still going through my teenage years. I’m straight up nocturnal now. I wasn’t as a teenager.

miley,
@miley@lemmy.world avatar

Lmao, 100%. I swear most folks I know believe being a night owl is simply a lack of self control, or they have a screw loose

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

sure it’s a lack of self control, if i had better self control i could force myself to go to bed at 21:00 and lie there for 2 hours until i fall asleep out of tortured boredom, and then i could force myself out of bed at 07:00 despite my limbs feeling like lead and every movement bringing me abject misery and pain!

ShaunaTheDead, in She's a quick study
@ShaunaTheDead@kbin.social avatar

I had to look this one up. Basically "awwtysm" sounds like "autism".

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=aw%20tysm

Cold_Brew_Enema,

Thanks for explaining the obvious joke, sherlock

Octopus1348,

It’s definitely not obvious, locksher

CosmicGrizzly,

It’s a valuable service. How will the next generation of chatbots write jokes if there isn’t someone explaining every joke.

ShaunaTheDead,
@ShaunaTheDead@kbin.social avatar

Thanks! :)

Zyratoxx,
@Zyratoxx@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks Cyno

XbSuper,

Is there supposed to be some hidden meaning? Does “tysm” mean something?

Kolgeirr,

“Aww, Thank You So Much.”

TootSweet, in In it I'm actually successful and likable

Multiple long-running storylines to switch between when you get bored of one for a while.

TheFriendlyDickhead,

Day dream in the day dream

uid0gid0, (edited ) in Night vs Morning people

If you’re sleeping off a night shift and I’m up early I’ll be quite as a church mouse. But if you’re just laying in bed for no reason then you can deal with the noise of whatever I need to get done

Honytawk,

Why? Night owls aren’t allowed to sleep until they wake up by themselves?

Morning persons are allowed to fall asleep whenever they want. You don’t see us shouting just because you are already asleep before 12 'o clock.

Schroed4,

Depends on how far we’re talking here. 8pm bedtime? Reasonable. 4pm bedtime? Yeah no I’m not tiptoeing for you.

Similarly, 8am wakeup? Ok I’ll tiptoe if I can. Noon? Probably no.

Honytawk,

8pm bedtime is not reasonable to us. In Belgium the law says we can make noise until 10 before neighbors are allowed to call the police.

So by your logic, I can keep shouting next to the place you try to sleep for an other 2 hours.

Schroed4,

I’m very confused by this statement. Does nobody in Belgium really go to bed before 10? If you knew your neighbor had to be up by 4am every day and had a child, and knew they had to go to bed by 8, would you not try to be nice if they were nice in kind?

naeap,
@naeap@sopuli.xyz avatar

Never worked nightshifts?
The cleaning crew at the hotel on my last business trips are always extremely noisy. But I’ve just hit the bed after my shift, some breakfast and a beer.
Would be nice to at least once get 6 full hours of sleep…

Schroed4,

I have not but I simpathise for you. I tried to word my reply to indicate that there were cases that didn’t follow my rule of thumb… Cases like yours it makes sense to wake up… Frankly whenever.

Sidhean,

“I only respect people who live similarly to me”

ZombieTheZombieCat,

You shouldn’t disturb other people whether they’re asleep or awake. Buying a pair of slippers or flip flops for indoors and not slamming doors and cupboards isn’t exactly a monumental ask at any time of day.

Schroed4,

I think that’s fair and true so long as both parties can talk about it and come to an agreement and understanding.

Kusimulkku,

Day time just is the default living time

unceme,
@unceme@lemmy.one avatar

I get up at 6 and go to bed at 10 for work but I’m gonna be honest anytime before 9 am or after midnight is quiet hours imo

MossyFeathers, (edited )

Only because rich sociopaths decided that it was better to force the serfs into working at the same times than it was to allow people to work around the clock according to their own sleep schedules. Before you try to tell me that this isn’t a rich people thing, you absolutely can’t convince that it didn’t start that way. Rich people’s money may not trickle down, but their bad opinions and beliefs sure as hell do.

Kusimulkku, (edited )

Doesn’t it come from farming and probably even before that, with humans being diurnal

MossyFeathers,

And what about the humans who kept watch at night?

Kusimulkku,

They kept watch so rest of the tribe could sleep.

MossyFeathers, (edited )

Right, but they’re not going to do their job very well if they’re sleepy. Over time evolution is going to select for the nightwatchers who don’t get sleepy and overlook the shadows in the night, leading to humans who are comfortable being awake at night, and humans who are comfortable being awake during the day. The day humans get food, make clothes, etc for the night humans who make sure the farmers, gatherers, etc are safe when they’re asleep.

Edit: I wonder if there’s a correlation between being ADHD, being a night owl, and gun ownership. ADHD is speculated to be a residual evolutionary trait from when humans were hunter gatherers due to a typically heightened awareness; I wonder how often ADHD humans found themselves as the nightwatch as humans graduated to farming.

Kusimulkku,

I’ve been on night watch. Yes you aren’t as alert when you’re sleepy but that’s just something you have to deal with.

It’s interesting theory that there’s evolutionary nocturnal humans but I’m not sure how concrete that is. In any case, humans being diurnal isn’t contingent on absolutely everyone being like that. It’s just the default with most being like that.

grff,

All the lazy people down voting you

Donkter,

Pretty lazy to be sleeping at 8pm

Sheeple, (edited )
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

“”“lazy”“” okay what if I think you’re lazy for not being up at 2am?

It’s scientifically proven that humans actually have differing sleep cycles. This has evolutionary advantages which is why it’s a trait we retained.

AeroLemming,

Imagine how lazy you must be to go to bed early. You should be up doing things. /s (ofc)

Honytawk,

Lazy people can’t stay up until 2 o clock.

Smoogs, (edited ) in Wow, everyone in the past must have been gorgeous!

Definitely wolf of wallstreet suffered with this disease. All the actors were way hotter than the rL people who looked like a bunch of train wrecks.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

wolf of wallstreet suffered with this disease

https://y.yarn.co/5bef12b9-45b3-493a-b837-c6e603ffff87_text.gif

quicksand,

Man, the McConaughey guy looks rough. Here’s the cast and their IRL counterparts

RunawayFixer,

Broken link or is my app (sync) broken?

thisisnotgoingwell,

Doesn’t work for me on Jerboa either.

quicksand, (edited )

Yup my bad. Someone below you pasted a direct link. Don’t know what I did wrong

autokludge,
@autokludge@programming.dev avatar
quicksand,

Thanks for the help! I’m not good at this stuff yet but happy to learn

therandoe, (edited )

Here's the link they intended to paste, I think.
https://www.historyvshollywood.com/reelfaces/the-wolf-of-wall-street.php

Also, some of those pictures are really funny.

Ilovethebomb,

That’s not as bad as I thought, to be honest.

Kusimulkku,

McConaughey’s guy looks like an Oblivion character lmao

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

I would say Nadine looks almost as good as her movie counterpart, whoever that is.

Smoogs,

As good as Margot Robbie? Mmmnope.

MargotRobbie, (edited )
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll take that as a compliment.

Also, that’s esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie to you!

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