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rockerface, in Literally dinosaurs

See also: my budgie eating carrot. Everything is covered in shredded carrot. I’m not sure if any of it actually gets eaten. Maybe he just enjoys decorating the apartment

Beldarofremulak,

Huh… You made me look up birds sense of taste and it varies from dozens to hundreds of taste buds. Humans have thousands and catfish have over 100,000. Neat!

shalafi,

As a hot pepper fanatic, I love this trivia:

Birds don’t have receptors for capsaicin, the chemical that makes peppers hot. They could chow a bag of Moruga Scorpions with zero effect.

Evolution’s idea being, birds will swallow the seeds whole, poop them all around. Mammals will chew them up and destroy the seeds, so they evolved a defense specifically against us.

Afghaniscran,

They get an A for effort. They just didn’t expect us to be masochists.

qyron,

As a species, we actively search for food items that are borderline toxic, for the fun of it and because it flavours our food.

rockerface,

Humans can have a little pain, as a treat

qyron,

Funny how that works for so many.

samus12345, (edited )
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
VonCesaw,

I mean, if it propagates its offspring in a way that allows seeds to spread, it’s doing very well

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Turns out that the best way to propagate is for humans to like eating you so they’ll build entire farms to harvest you.

Restaldt,

Ahh so Bananas are the true royalty of the world.

Farmed so much they became inbred and almost wiped out. More than once

Fosheze,

Just like the Habsburgs.

Zekas,

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Mr_Blott, in Then I'll avoid opening the app

Email. WhatsApp. SMS for deliveries.

There is literally no need for any other notifications, you’re just stressing yourself out otherwise

BaardFigur,

There’s a few others, such as GitHub pull requests, play store/fdroid updates, bank payment notifications, snapchat (for those that use that, reemember to turn of useless non-notifications). But for the most part, I agree. Turn em off

Epicurus0319, (edited ) in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

Don’t forget the impending population disaster (because they never feel the touch of another person these days, their government literally has to try and encourage them to drink just so they’ll fuck already- and can’t stand immigration) and all those depressed young people using seemingly everything from the slopes of Mount Fuji to their own apartments as log-off locations, and then nobody noticing their bodies for months.

arc,

Not to mention the impending massive economic crisis they’re about to go through - Japanese automotive industry is heavily in debt and watching China eat their lunch. While China was building battery plants and electric cars, Toyota was chasing hydrogen and other go-nowhere technologies.

Xepher, in What nice vibes

Okay, someone is going to have to say what it means for us that don’t know

SkyezOpen,
ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

You lucky soul walk away now

karmiclychee, in Then I'll avoid opening the app

NCleaner on Android. I set it up, never looked at it again. https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/655484d2-d2ce-454a-9581-ab1ddcf254f5.jpeg

No regrets.

bratosch,

Bruh this gives me anxiety

Twelve20two, in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

And don’t forget how they treat homeless folks, either

I know it’s not technology, but with all those other achievements, there could be mountains of improvements

PersnickityPenguin,

There are so few homeless in Japan that it’s not really worth talking about. I have seen maybe one homeless person there.

One average sized city in the US probably has more homeless people than the entire nation of Japan.

Cavemanfreak,

Damn, you werent kidding! They had 3,992 homeless people in 2020. That’s 0.3 per 10k. The US were at 582,462, or 17.5 in 10k in 2022.

b0gl, (edited )

It is a lot of homeless people but they sleep in internet cafes instead en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Net_cafe_refugee

Spacehooks,

Better alternative than corner of street

FlyingSquid, in Literally dinosaurs
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Ever seen a wild turkey? They’re basically velociraptors. The toms have big sharp spurs on their legs and they will attack you if they even think you’re looking at a hen funny.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ff83ce03-e4a5-445d-9431-693412dbde84.png

NegativeLookBehind,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

Delicious raptors

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not disputing that. But if you want to kill them, do it from a distance.

For all I know, bear is delicious too, but I wouldn’t want to face one off up close.

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

Shit, I know that Deer and Antelope are delicious. I still wouldn’t want to attack either one with anything less than a modern compound bow and arrow.

A7thStone,

Bear is delicious, and good point.

No_Eponym, (edited )
@No_Eponym@lemmy.ca avatar

Who’s to say all raptors for all time have not been similarly delicious? Based on how every bird I’ve eaten so far has been yummy, I’m guessing a breaded, bacon-wrapped V. osmolskae would be tits.

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

I could get into this kind of Paleo diet.

lightnsfw,

Chunky velociraptors

Hagdos, in Night vs Morning people

Tell me you’ve never lived above a bar without saying you’ve never lived above a bar

Willer,

i lived above three. The intersection is pee.

soggy_kitty,

I live a full 100 meters from a bar but every fucker leaving will scream at full volume as they are leaving. I’m so desensitized from women screaming at night that I could miss a genuine rape outside my front door and not even roll over.

Smokeydope,
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

Wait why are they screaming?

CuddlyCassowary,

Alcohol

soggy_kitty,

Drunk people find it hilarious to shout and scream at night. It’s just drunk people things, if you ever live near a bar in a gentrified and popular area you’ll understand

Shiggles,

That’s almost as bad as the geniuses that build luxury properties right next to race tracks, then petition to have the race tracks shut down for lowering property values.

Unless the bar somehow snuck up on you?

soggy_kitty, (edited )

Restaurants turn into bars, bars turn into clubs. This can happen in the span of months in some cases.

Also some people may have bought during covid when there were no bars, some others may not be able to afford much else within commuting distance of their work.

marcos,

Bars and churches often do sneak up on neighborhoods.

lud,

Churches?

I guess I am used to churches being hundreds of years old.

marcos,

The old ones are usually not loud either. The loud ones tend to open and close often.

HardNut,

Might be a regional thing, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a new church built in my lifetime. The only churches I see closing down are the ones in small towns that don’t have the population to maintain it anymore.

I’m curious, do you see a trend in the denomination of these pop-up churches?

marcos,

I imagine it’s “regional” by the meaning that entire countries have them behaving in a similar way, but it’s different from one country to another.

Anyway, I live in a 60 years-old city, so there are no centenary churches here :) yet they are still mostly older than the average for my country. There are entirely pop-up denominations that appear, annoy the hell out of friends and relatives that I have in other cities, then close down and disappear so that nobody remember their names anymore.

TimewornTraveler, (edited )

This post is more about housemate habits than it is about accurately mapping town volume level by time of day.

Sheeple, (edited )
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

I owned one and conveniently had an apartment above it in the past.

With that perspective I tried keeping it not too noisy. Speakers facing in a way to prevent noise pollution to the outside, less bass on everything too. Central speakers also get to be louder while speakers close to the windows are not as loud. It’s not ideal but it’s much better than being entirely careless.

The customers at least tend to not be noisy unless it’s karaoke night. They have some common decency where I live.

speaker_hat,

I went to an Airbnb in Milano, in which in the middle of it’s block was literally a night club. Literally block residents and people who come to party enter and exit the same block door.

However, I didn’t hear anything, they soundproofed the hell out of this place, and the culture isn’t loud.

ilinamorato, in What nice vibes

Fun fact: the sister in this commercial is played by Catherine Combs, the daughter of Star Trek everyman Jeffrey Combs.

Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

Well that explains it. She obviously also plays his lover in another commercial, as well as his nemesis, and also the Folgers QA rep, so he was confused.

ilinamorato,

The first three takes were of her greeting her brother by saying “BRUNT, F.C.A.”

tpyo,

I love that man. He’s a fantastic actor and I get a bit of joy whenever I catch him in a show or movie

In The Frighteners, he plays this guy, who is an absolute treat:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3a8e6111-21ef-4fc7-9624-e668ec71e964.jpeg

It’s definitely one of my favorite things to watch, and I’d absolutely recommend it! (Definitely not safe for children.)

sleet01,
@sleet01@lemmy.ca avatar

Okay, this is like the third time The Frighteners has come up this week; the universe is telling me to rewatch that movie!

Bryony87, in What nice vibes

I’m in the Don’t Know camp. What’s the deal with the commercial?

criitz,

The brother and sister had a questionable relationship

CoconutPetesPaella,

It was a folgers coffee commercial with incest vibes if i remember correctly

Maddie,
@Maddie@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s about a brother and sister being happy to see each other at Christmas after he comes home from some volunteer thing overseas. For some reason, people have been shipping them as a brother/sister incest pairing. There’s legit porn fan fiction about this one commercial, it’s super weird

Dagwood222,

Erin Esurance has entered the chat

agitatedpotato,

She was fine af

Dagwood222,

You’re the reason we can’t have nice things!

[jk]

Son_of_dad,

I forget what sketch comedy show did a parody

ColeSloth,

SNL.

norske,

Some days I forget I’m on the internet and then I read some shit like this. I woke up 20 minutes ago and that’s already enough internet for me today.

kubica,
@kubica@kbin.social avatar

Hey, don't be like that, remember that the problem is the people not the internet.

li10,

I just watched the ad for the first time.

It’s undeniably weird and uncomfortable.

PainInTheAES,

Posted from a lemmynsfw account 🤔🤔🤔

rifugee,

Maybe they meant that they’re already done masturbating for the day? Just 20 minutes into browsing? High praise indeed for this incest coffee porn, I say. Good job, Folgers.

saltnotsugar,

The best part of waking up, is bustin that morning nut.

cantstopthesignal,

It’s no nut Ramadan. Can’t jerk off while the sun is up

Eylrid,

The sun is always down somewhere

norske,

For the morning? Maybe. Definitely not for the day though.

Orbituary, (edited )
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

“Weird.” Any and every porn now seems to have an incest angle to it.

Johanno,

What are you doing step ladder?

flicker,

"Some reason"

The reason being that anyone who has siblings and watched that commercial thought they acted like lovers, not siblings.

frozen,
@frozen@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz avatar

I only have same-sex siblings and thought it was weird, so when I saw the memes and stuff, I asked my friends with opposite-sex siblings what they thought. They said the same.

flicker, (edited )

It's so weird. It plays more like they're in a relationship but they both have a sibling incest kink!

Actually if you watch it with that in mind it's weirdly wholesome. You do you, freaks. Glad you found each other.

...now off to call my boyfriend "bro" and see what happens.

E: I said, "I'm gonna take a nap, bro," and he looked confused and told me that was a good idea (since we have Pathfinder later). Guess it's not his thing!

devfuuu,

That’s the dream!

9bananas,

i would sure hope they both have the same kink!

would be even weirder otherwise…

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Brothers and sisters don’t look at each other like that, brother 😅

ColeSloth,

It’s because the commercial looked very “more than brother and sister” during the commercial. It was pretty abnormal behavior.

slurpeesoforion,

All because some ad exec wanted to produce his own wank material.

jrburkh,

I was fully prepared to think people were overreacting, but it really is bizarre. The cherry on the cake is the brother’s lip bite toward the end. He must already know his sister adores him, right? So WTF is he getting all bashful when she expresses that? I can easily imagine the excitement depicted here in myself when I see my distant siblings. I can also easily imagine knocking on my sister’s door, and then joking I must have the wrong house, but it didn’t seem like it was a joke for him - it seemed like genuine surprise that his sister is all grown up to the point he didn’t recognize her. Shit is weird. But fuck, the lip bite?! I know I’m not everybody, but I feel like a more normal response to a sibling expressing “you’re my present this year”, would be like, “awwwww” and a hug. It sure was fuck isn’t a lip bite.

FUCKING. BIZARRE.

joyjoy,

There’s also a SNL skit about it. Their parents walk in and they are furious.

dangblingus,

It’s the direction of the commercial. The editing, the long drawn out eye contact, the lack of family likeness. The director shot it like a romance.

Stamets,
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The way they filmed the commercial is bizarre. It’s a 20ish year old coffee commercial. The sister gives her brother a cup of coffee and the whole thing is filmed with an odd romantic tension. It’s just strange.

youtu.be/uMwFWDIFVCU?si=LiMDVm9KTyvdXnza

DannyMac,
@DannyMac@lemmy.world avatar

It would have been funny if the actors actually were attracted to each other and that bled through into their performance, lol

jmcs,

First eww.

Second, why is he missing coffee when coming back from a coffee producing region? (And I know this is a matter of taste, but I personally think Ivory Coast produces some of the best coffee in the world)

yesman,

I wouldn’t say Folgers is worse than incest, but their have been cases of separated siblings hooking up unknowingly, and how can you blame them? But nobody could mistake Folgers for a good cup of coffee.

ook_the_librarian,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

I wouldn’t say Folgers is worse than incest…

If the Folgers marketing team hired you to say that for a commercial, it wouldn’t be their worst mistake.

Gabu,

Their worst mistake is existing, from what I gather.

Furball,
ook_the_librarian,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

After viewing it, it seems like the writer envisioned a much younger actress.

Zron,

That makes it so much worse.

You see how he bit his lip? Now that’s some sexual tension.

ook_the_librarian,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

No, it doesn’t. Have you seen how a 6 year-old looks up to a much older sibling?

“You’re my present.” From a 6 year old, that’s cute. From a 20 year old, that’s sexual. From a 14 year old? I don’t know what it is but it doesn’t make me want coffee.

candybrie,

I think if he was acting with a 6 year old, that wouldn’t have been his expression. I doubt the script said “bite lip.”

brbposting,

Kinda wanted to avoid extra tracking on this one :D

piped.video/watch?v=uMwFWDIFVCU

…it’s weird.

Alexstarfire,

That’s way less weird than I was expecting based on the comments. Not how I have ever interact with my sibling though. But, we’re very different people. I don’t think being happy that your older brother/sister is home for the holidays is weird in any way though.

Matriks404, in toilet humour

Only at 25 I have learned I am supposed to close the lid, no one ever said anything about that before in my life. Now I am always doing it.

soggy_kitty,

That probably means your parents didn’t put it down in the house you grew up in. You would have worked out it was always closed every time you walk in.

So you were never going to learn at home, you did well to work that out at 25

31415926535, in Night vs Morning people

There’s a sleep disorder, diurnal, common for people with adhd. Their brains don’t wake up, start functioning til 6pm, wide awake all night.

I’m so careful, courteous at night, super quiet, walking softly… then 6am, morning people wake, stomping, slamming, music blasting. So not fair.

alekwithak,

It’s not a disorder, humans are meant to have conflicting sleep schedules. Someone’s got to stay up all night and tend to the fire / keep a lookout.

Plub,

Do you know if stimulants that are prescribed for ADHD help with that?

31415926535,

Been on Ritalin for a decade. Helps a lot. Used to be WAY disorganized.

MystikIncarnate,

Yes. The stimulants used have a side effect of basically being turbocharged coffee… That’s the best way I can describe it.

I’ve been in prescription ADHD meds for more than a year and after forcing myself out of bed long enough to shove my medication down my face hole, within an hour, of that, it becomes impossible for me to get to sleep for at least 10-12 hours, even if I’m fully acclimatized to my dose.

Once when I neglected to take meds for over a month straight (pretty significant depression after a job loss, I’m ok now), the first time I started back on my medication, I was wired for at least 20 hours after taking my normal dose. Messed up my sleep pretty badly, but I got back on the horse right after and things calmed down a lot.

Since getting onto this prescription, I haven’t had any issues staying awake, and usually as the meds wind down (wear off) near the end of the day, I can get to sleep at a reasonable time.

It’s a stimulant, so that’s not really surprising.

b0gl,

Shit man. I don’t feel fully awake until 9pm and then it’s almost time to go to bed. On weekdays I get around 4 hours of sleep.

empireOfLove, in Then I'll avoid opening the app

Yeah I’ve got 141 messages waiting on my lemmy account that I can’t be bothered to clear

I feel obligated to respond to most if not all of them because of lemmy’s need for content, and I just don’t wanna. But I also don’t want to just clear them entirely. Some are dating back multiple months…

alquicksilver,
@alquicksilver@lemmy.world avatar

In case you need it, I give you permission to clear any that are over three weeks old. It’ll be okay.

schmidtster,

Anything past a few days isn’t really adding content at that point.

Venat0r,

Depends on the community. If it’s something people might find in search results or something then thats useful.

schmidtster, (edited )

That’s a good point, part of the current issue is having content to engage with though, lot harder on “dead” posts that only come up in searches or deep community dives.

Also seems more like it’s idle chat comments, which is fine, but it’s not really adding content if it’s not engageable.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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I try to keep up with my lemmy inbox throughout the day, but I post a lot and it really piles up. Side note- I’ve noticed an uptick in comment activity lately too. The last couple of mornings, I’ve woken up to 100+ messages. That used to be maybe 35-40.

Rolando,

FWIW the number of Active Users on Lemmy + KBin has levelled off recently: fedidb.org/current-events/threadiverse(i.e. maybe we’ve stopped losing users from the summer influx? Or maybe lurkers are now commenting more?)

Rolando,

Day 68. @empireOfLove still hasn’t replied to the “deez nutz” joke I replied with on c/memes. Morale is low and despair is welling but a tiny sliver of hope remains. Will today be the day that @empireOfLove comes through?

Haagel, in People who do know
Xariphon,

What the fuck did I just put in my brain

SendMePhotos,

A fucking gem.

sverit,

Oh my, I thought the beginning was already the parody, but that shit was real? Oof.

DarkMessiah,

Yeah, I got to “What’s in the box?” before I cringed out. Love to see people taking the piss out of bad commercials.

Odo, (edited )

I preferred the more subtle parody.

TexNox, in Night vs Morning people
@TexNox@feddit.uk avatar

See our house is totally opposite, I get up early, take myself downstairs feed the pets and have a nice quiet morning. My wife will arrive at bed at 1am, throw the bedroom light on, rattle all the drawers for PJ’s, loudly demand I wake up so I can watch whatever Facebook video she’s been watching and announce we should have a serious conversation about where we should book for holidays this year.

When I complain, it’s 1am and I gotta get up at 6:30 suddenly I’m the reason we never talk anymore…

theangryseal, (edited )

That don’t sound good bud.

If your marriage is worth it to you, a consider getting on her schedule somehow. Some people just don’t think about that shit. I started waking up before my ex because she was complete chaos every morning. She’d scream and throw things around. She was ultimately diagnosed with BPD right after we had a major crash and burn.

The girl I’m with now is the opposite. She’s calm, considerate, and an all around amazing partner. There are things she don’t think about though. She loudly looks for her pajamas too (she don’t turn the damn light on thank goodness) but I know she cares for me and considers me because she does so much to show it.

She wakes me up to talk too, but we’re roughly on the same schedule. It bugs me when she does, but it legit doesn’t bother her a bit so if I complained she wouldn’t even remotely understand why I was complaining. It’s no big deal to her to wake up and go right back to sleep.

Sometimes you have to make big changes for the sake of your marriage. Some people can work on opposite schedules and get along fine. Some people can’t.

I wouldn’t wish divorce on a modern day Hitler. It was hands down the worst experience of my life. I don’t regret it now because I’m happier now than I’ve ever been. I’m with someone who I work well with and who I love on a level I didn’t even know was possible (as cheesy as that sounds, I’ve never been happy to do things for anyone else like I do for her). She’s someone I legitimately want to make sacrifices for. If I had to go through that shit again though, I don’t even know if I could. I might check out early or just start walking and never look back.

Think back to why you married your wife. I’m telling you, once it’s done you will and it won’t be any fun.

Just hearing my ex talk just about drove me up the wall though haha. It did from the very beginning too. She was just cool as hell and an amazing artist. I admired her when I thought about her, just couldn’t handle her when I was around her. She was so arrogant and certain that she was the best thing on the planet, which was really just her insecurity talking and playing confident somewhat, but god I couldn’t stand it. I legit think she was one of the best writers the world has ever known, but so did she and good god.

Haha, I went on a tirade there, sorry.

hemko,

Sir this is wendys lemmy

theangryseal, (edited )

Ohhhh shit. I’ll take a chairman Mao with a Lenin side. And ummmm, one order of Stalins with a Pot of Marx.

Oh, I have a lightweight in the car, he’ll have a Sankara with no extras. He said make it work this time around, please!

:p

benni,

Idk man, sounds to me like his wife is very inconsiderate, or unaware that some people are deeply asleep at 1am. This behavior should not regularly happen between people who respect each other and clearly communicate their needs. Maybe they can find a different solution than him changing his entire schedule.

Anyway, I just wanted to browse memes while taking a dump. Strange how these internet conversations come to be.

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