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bruhduh, in Sublime
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vale, in How time flies

I work at a grocery store. It’s been so busy with Thanksgiving and the holidays that this was literally me yesterday.

son_named_bort, in How time flies

That means I don’t have to start my Christmas shopping for another 2 days.

agent_flounder,
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I like the way you think!

XTornado,

I always like a good running all day store to store to find that last Turbo-Man just to finally remember you didn’t get anything for your wive.

GregorGizeh,

If you aren’t rushing from store to store in a last minute panic induced mixture of rage and disappointment in yourself for letting it come to this, is it even Christmas?

kofe,

For me it’s trying to get crochet projects done. I have two football coasters so far >.<

agent_flounder, in How time flies
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Hm, guess I oughta try and put up the tree soon.

throwittothesea, (edited ) in How time flies

oof, shouldnt have blinked. now christmas was two days ago.

pewgar_seemsimandroid, in Unpopular Opinion Incoming

no the NSA is

ChicoSuave, in Plus your enemy knows what's coming

Meanwhile Saitama whispers…

rockSlayer, (edited )

consecutive normal punches

DaCookeyMonsta, in Plus your enemy knows what's coming

It does in Jujutsu Kaisen… sorta.

RedAggroBest,

I like how in JJK it’s a chance to create variation in power levels while also allowing an in-universe reason to expo-dump about a character’s power.

It makes a shonen trope feel like these genius characters aren’t just giving away all their tricks for shits n giggles. But then sometimes we just get a total lack of explanation and that’s fine too because it’s more fun, and the character doesn’t need to (cough Sukuna)

unreachable, in Plus your enemy knows what's coming
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nieceandtows, in Plus your enemy knows what's coming

Pokemon world in shambles

ImplyingImplications, in Plus your enemy knows what's coming

I always just assumed they’re like magical spells and shouting the name is a requirement to cast them

Swedneck,
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i think my hero academia sorta does this? i know the protag at least has to concentrate and think in a certain way to manage to pull fancy moves off before he internalizes the activation and can really do it at will, and i think other characters have similar challenges?

“so clench your buttcheeks kid, and yell this from the depth of your heart: SMASH!”

cobysev, in Plus your enemy knows what's coming
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Having lived in Japan for 3 years and experiencing a lot of their culture, I’ve learned that the reason anime characters yell their attacks is because it promotes a fair, honest fight. Japanese people love friendly rivalries, and the only way to truly prove yourself better than your opponent is to give them every advantage and still come out victorious. Only a truly bad person would try to sneak in for an attack and catch their opponent unprepared. And that won’t settle any rivalry, even if they won the fight.

Plus, yelling your attacks just sounds cool.

Johanno,

One punch man then is very rude when he kills the opponent mid-speech?

MonkderZweite,

Nah, even japanese are tired of gloating villains now. And it’s kinda funny to just cut them off.

SeabassDan,

He just matches whatever he’s facing. Usually he has the decency to say he’s gonna finish them off with Consecutive Normal Punches, or pretend like he’s also going for a finishing move like Serious Series: Serious Punch.

Many times he doesn’t even try and end a challenge with a punch, it’s more of a “move out of my way” smack because his mind is elsewhere.

peopleproblems,

It’s not even that is it? He’s constantly pulling punches because he doesn’t want to destroy everything in a general direction, something that even Tatsumaki didn’t think about.

LemmyHead,

Sneak attack? That’s like THE definition of a ninja; made in Japan

cobysev,
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Ninjas are typically silent assassins, not badass anime protagonists. (I’m looking at you, Naruto!) Their deeds are not generally honorable in nature. Historically, they’re seen as more of an unfortunate necessity to preserve dynasties. The honorable warriors are the samurai. Although history has shown that the whole “way of the samurai” thing was actually made up for Japanese theater and they weren’t historically honorable either.

Regardless, when it comes to modern-day Japan, they love the concept of an honorable protagonist who wins by sheer willpower, even if the odds are stacked against them. Giving their opponent the advantage and then still winning in the end is seen as a clean and respectful victory.

match,
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Me when I have 4 seconds to figure out how to deal with my opponent’s World Ending Nuts Kick

ChillDude69, (edited )

So, like, I can throw a party balloon filled with 1.7 liters of urine at someone and it will be acceptable, as long as I remember to shout: DANGEROUSLY OVERFILLED PISS BALLOON as I toss it?

Alternate names for consideration: pissengan, urinitron, bakapeepee

EDIT: before you even tell me that I can’t go around hucking piss balloons, remember that these people might literally poke me in my actual anus, as a prank. If someone does that shit, I’m definitely piss-ballooning them, at the earliest opportunity.

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

So, like, I can throw a party balloon filled with 1.7 liters of urine at someone and it will be acceptable, as long as I remember to shout: DANGEROUSLY OVERFILLED PISS BALLOON as I toss it?

Rules of the roads, Bubbles!

sulgoth,

I think that’s just called Jarate and the only difference is the container. Personally I’d go for the jar, might cut them and then you’re pissing in their wounds.

drolex,

Yeah, well, people attacking me with their wakarimasen special tends to be tiresome after a while. It’s not that powerful anyway.

dangblingus, (edited ) in Funds

In London, Ontario, the city gave the transit commission $350M to spend on a new transit overhaul called Bus Rapid Transit (BRT). It was the best plan possible for our city as our streets are too narrow to accommodate light rail and we sit on swampland at a low altitude above sea level which prevents a subway from being built. All the commission had to do was pour concrete for new bus pads and widen a couple of streets to add in a dedicated bus lane.

They blew half the money on consultations, construction fuck ups, and removal of fuck ups in 2022. They never finished BRT, bought themselves a brand new HQ at a cost of $120M, and now in 2023, they’re saying they’re $175M overbudget on BRT.

No one in our city is talking about this.

MotoAsh, in Maybe it'll be the best year yet

It’ll be the best year yet for global warming, that’s a guarantee. Every year will be setting new records for the forseeable future.

EmergMemeHologram,

☹️

Rolando,

There’s always the possibility of nuclear winter

PRUSSIA_x86,

Porque no los dos?

Wermhatswormhat,

Yep, all we need is nuclear winter to balance out the global warming!

Kase,

Let’s not pls :(

Jorgelino,

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

dipshit, in When somebody laughes at your Facebook post, but you were being serious

eh? heh hee hee!

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