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MacNCheezus, in When somebody laughes at your Facebook post, but you were being serious
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

When you google “First World Problems” this article should be the first result.

ZeroCool, in When somebody laughes at your Facebook post, but you were being serious
MrWafflesNBacon,
Plantfoodclock, in If anything, there should be 3 more Cousin Eddie types and a LOT more yelling and crying

Does the Folgers Christmas commercial show what white brother/sister dynamics are really like?

ChillDude69,

I don’t know if I’ve seen that one. But the Country Crock commercials show what non-abusive white marriages are like. Lots of small talk and occasional hand-touching, but not much else.

Plantfoodclock, (edited )

youtu.be/CKgKPGBa9EQ?si=JH7qla5miBDBAi5p, there’s a shorter version but I think this is the one I saw last time I was in the South

PrincessLeiasCat,

Wait - is that a SEQUEL to the one like 20 years ago?

I know about it because I had recorded some show on VHS and watched it a million times (as kids do) and the OG Folgers Christmas commercial was one of the commercials.

It was the same premise but the sister was a little kid and the brother was home from college IIRC.

Plantfoodclock,

I’d chalk it up to common marketing strategies based on family around the holidays.

That said, I really hope the one you’re talking about didn’t have the same sexual tension between the brother and sister. “I can excuse incest but I draw the line at pedophilia”

PrincessLeiasCat,

lol thankfully no, and here it is:

youtu.be/I4kNl7cQdcU?si=Igl9ONzPbfQo-5AE

Plantfoodclock,

Well I stand corrected, the newer one is definitely a tribute to the old commercial considering it seems to have been a bit beloved. Except the newer one is also beloved by white brothers and sisters everywhere.

PrincessLeiasCat,

Since I have no brothers or sisters, it’s just meh to me lol

ChillDude69,

Jesus Christ on a whole-wheat bagel, man. The production values and acting in that shit were, like, OUT OF CONTROL.

teft,
@teft@startrek.website avatar

Fun fact: the sister in that commercial is played by the daughter of Star Trek character actor Jeffrey Combs.

Kongar, in title

Interestingly, there was a time not too long ago where there was no such thing as returning your carts. No place to put them, and store employees fetched them. I always return my cart so it doesn’t blow away and smash into someone’s car - but I bet a lot of boomers think nothing of leaving it wherever - because that’s kind of what you did.

gerbler, (edited )

I’m sorry but there’s No way even boomers get a pass. It’s been expected to return your cart to the stall for longer at least 30 years. In some places you even had to put $1 into the cart to use it and got it back when you returned it ($1 was also a lot more 25 years ago).

There’s really no excuse for not returning the cart today and anyone who fails at this simple task of self-governance is no better than animal.

RagingRobot,

But who expects you to return it? The company that owns the store? What if I don’t return it in protest of their corporate greed? Who are they to make me do manual labor for free after I just paid them‽ Back in my day they would load your car for you. Lazy company CEOs are too busy counting money to keep their parking lots in order! lol

Sotuanduso, in I miss pre-covid news...

I remember pre-covid news having the same problem of focusing on negative things, but wholesome news is always welcome : )

doctorn, (edited )
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

You may not have reached the “In my day…”-age yet… 😅

vexikron, (edited ) in When somebody laughes at your Facebook post, but you were being serious

That emoji captures how I feel toward anyone who still has a Facebook account.

Facebook got its angel investment from a front company for the NSA, and the NSA cancelled a project to figure out how to do mass domestic surveillance literally 24 hours prior.

xodoh74984,

Source please

doctorn,
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

It’s from a parody news website:

-The actual article-

So sadly not real, but I still thought it represented Facebook-folk quite well. 😅

Wogi,

What brand of foil do you use for your hats? I find Reynolds to be too expensive but anything else I just don’t feel like does a good job blocking the beta waves

vexikron,

I only use the tinfoil in my wallet.

I remember everyone calling me crazy in the early 2010’s for pointing out that the new smart chips in credit cards could be read by various electronic devices, and that this could be blocked by basically lining your wallet with tinfoil.

Nowadays of course you can just buy wallets with it neatly built in.

You can also line a backpack or laptop bag with tinfoil on the inside to do shoplifting, as long as they have the older style scanning towers.

JustAManOnAToilet, (edited )

csoonline.com/…/why-you-dont-need-an-rfid-blockin…

RFID-related crime isn’t only very unlikely, it’s non-existent.

vexikron,

So a crime perpetrated by highly technically competent attackers, that can be done and hidden easily by such highly competent attackers, has never been proved to have happened, even though this very article outlines that it is very doable…

Do you think this means I am somehow incorrect in stating that this is a thing that can happen? An article that explains that it can happen?

Or do you think it ‘proves’ that it doesnt make sense to worry about, or take steps to mitigate?

I got the RFID mitigating wallet I have for 10 dollars. Its a great wallet, easily worth 10 dollars whether or not it has RFID protection.

JustAManOnAToilet,

It’s a non-existent crime. You do you, man.

vexikron,

I mean, I know how to do it and get away with it, but I dont because I am a decent person.

JustAManOnAToilet,

I’m sure you do, bud.

kelseybcool,

What big brother doesn’t want you to know:

Any brand as long as it has nonstick coating.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Ms. Krabaple, I ate my foil…

6mementomori,

I prefer my tinfoil hats in cast iron

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah ima go ahead and slap a

[citation needed]

all over that until a cite is provided

Wogi,

His citation is just a picture of Obi-Wan Kenobi saying of course he’s got a source.

vexikron, (edited )

Apologies, it was DARPA program, and the funding came from the CIA, to Peter Thiel, to Facebook. Got my alphabet soup a bit mixed up.

unlimitedhangout.com/…/the-military-origins-of-fa…

I assumed this story was common knowledge?

Guess not.

Anyway yeah, when part of your job includes managing cybersecurity policies for a medium sized organization, its behooves oneself to do some research into the most well known data thieves in the world, the US Government.

_Mantissa,

oh neat, the author (and owner of the website) has a podcast, “Whitney Webb on deep diving into Epstein, 9/11, Covid, and more” “Whitney Webb is a researcher and a proper journalist.”

Now, I hate ethos based rhetoric as much as the next guy, but I think if someone hangs a neon sign on their chest that says “im an idiot” then I can just dismiss their ideas without thoroughly debunking them. I mean, I’m certainly not wasting an afternoon and the alternative is blindly believing a wall of text written by a known idiot. So I’m kind of backed into a corner here.

vexikron, (edited )

Ah I see, the author who you were unaware of until now is a ‘known idiot’, so you are not interested in reading then citation I provided.

Welp, cant argue with that!

_Mantissa,

No, read the citation. and I didn’t say known to me to be an idiot, I said known idiot, which they are based on the results of googling them. But Instead of thinking “that doesn’t sound right, better check that to make sure” I think “this follows the same pattern of other conspiracy theories and when i’ve researched them in the past they have all been misleading or false”. I’ve gone down that rabbit hole before and it always ends the same way. Professional misinformation is designed to be difficult to debunk but that doesn’t make it correct. and I’m not calling you an idiot for reading or believing it. I would suggest you dig a little deeper though, because that is at the very least a conspiracy (if true) and at worst blatantly misleading. either way, facebook is evil enough in daylight for me to wage war so I don’t really need to lie to myself to be more angry at them.

capt_wolf, (edited ) in When somebody laughes at your Facebook post, but you were being serious
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar
LemmyKnowsBest, in If anything, there should be 3 more Cousin Eddie types and a LOT more yelling and crying

My that’s a dapper ginger though

ChillDude69,

Well, I created him with AI, so double no-soul. I guess that gives him some kind of unnatural, predatory magnetism, like a vampire.

DagonPie,
@DagonPie@lemmy.world avatar

God thats horrifying. Ai generated ginger army.

Windex007, in When somebody laughes at your Facebook post, but you were being serious
GardenVarietyAnxiety, (edited )
Lucidlethargy, in Same

This was funnier as a vending machine. imgur.com/gallery/9FPR1Vw

Adubya, in A genius solution!
@Adubya@lemmy.world avatar

This is the sanest Lemmy user

superduperenigma, in John Schneider:The best Top 10 Lesser-Known Facts about John Schneider

Where meme

doctorn, in Unpopular Opinion Incoming
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Delphia, in Note the squished head. This guy is not a Nobel Prize candidate.

Ive seen that many adds for idiotic games where the stupid fuck in the add is obviously just playing the game poorly and I KNOW its a tactic to get me to prove how smaht I am by getting the game and doing better than the shitstick in the video. I KNOW its a manipulation tactic.

But I kind of still want to prove it.

BruceTwarzen,

They said only 1% of the people can solve the puzzle, vut i could solve it every time. By my own calculations my IQ is around 164

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

vut you might want to recalculate.

ChillDude69, (edited )

There’s a subset of those that end up actually being SUPER CREEPY. Ya know the ones where there’s, like, a pack of Albert Einsteins or Socrateses (Socratepedes???) all chanting and waving their arms? And saying some weird shit like “ONLY LEFT BRAINED PEOPLE CAN BEAT THIS LEVEL” or whatever wack-ass shit, like that?

That shit is somehow, like, actual nightmare fuel for me. It’s just too surreal and weirdly threatening. Makes me want to just not look at it, instantly.

littlebluespark, (edited )
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

Bright side? You’re living a charmed AF life if that’s “nightmare fuel”. 🤌🏼

ChillDude69,

Well, the lowest possible level of nightmare fuel.

orca,
@orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts avatar

It’s nightmare fuel for your nightmare moped and not your nightmare jet.

ChillDude69,

Exactly. And I mean, you’re gonna put more hours on the moped than the jet, most likely.

CaptainBlagbird,
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

Socrati?

Socrate!

Nommer,

Vinny from Vinesauce on twitch will often play the most horrible mobile games/ads on Sunday streams and him and chat are always just absolutely shitting on them. It’s a great laugh, I highly recommend.

hulemy,
Delphia,

Lol, I may actually get that.

Phen,

I’ve tried those games so you don’t have to:

Reality is even worse than the worst thing you can imagine. You know all those games you’ve seen hundreds of ads for and do do a pretty shitty job at making the game itself feel interesting?

Well that game content shown in the ads is actually the best part of those games. The actual game has nothing to do with what’s shown in the ad, but if you keep playing the super boring game, from time to time you get a chance to play a mini game inside of it which is still pretty boring but miles ahead of the rest of the game. Those mini games are what is shown in the ads.

I don’t know how those games afford so many ads. Who is even playing them. I can only imagine some people actually play it just for fear of missing out because the constant ads for those games make the game itself appear popular.

Anticorp, in Funds

"Oh BTW, we gave the stadium to some wealthy dude, and he’ll keep all of the money the stadium makes. Don’t worry though, your tax dollars will pay for the upkeep.

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