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IWantToFuckSpez, in A genius solution!

That’s lit.

Nacktmull, (edited ) in Unpopular Opinion Incoming

That´s just the truth my dude, everyone with basic knowledge of contemporary history is aware of it.

GrammatonCleric, in Unpopular Opinion Incoming
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Christ, how many CIAs are out there, just CIAing it up

AlexisFR, in Same
@AlexisFR@jlai.lu avatar

Did you really censor the brand?

linearchaos,
@linearchaos@lemmy.world avatar

This appliance comes from a time when appliances were able to outlast neon bulb. It would only cost a buck to fix it, but we don’t fix things anymore.

Viking_Hippie,

They paid OP “afford therapy for a month” bucks to hide their shame.

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, it’s based

Imgonnatrythis, in A genius solution!

I always wondered what those holes are for!

CIA_chatbot, in Unpopular Opinion Incoming

That shits just hurtful man, I offer a bespoke fear experience, terrorists are just amateurs with bombs.

blahsay,

Lol nobody appreciates a good coup these days. Ungrateful Iranians, Guatemalans…etc etc etc!

SocialMediaRefugee, in title

Or people who push them to remote spots like bus stops and abandon them there. And more and more accumulate…

bizzle,
@bizzle@lemmy.world avatar

My local Big Blue Store has a cart corral right next to the bus stop, which I actually think is cool. I hate the Big Blue Store make no mistake, but that one particular thing they do is cool.

possiblylinux127, in title

I don’t mind if they just leave it in the parking lot, there are employees who will come around and gather them up.

The problem is when I find a Walmart card in the middle of nowhere

CafecitoHippo, (edited )

They also employees who will clean up feces that are in the aisle but that doesn’t mean you should take a shit on the floor in the produce section.

Leaving carts in the spaces blocks access to spaces, leaves carts that can be blown into parked spaces, and causes extra work for employees. Just walk your cart back. Spoiler: if you don’t want to walk far, just park next to the cart return. It’s not that hard.

CCF_100,

Yeah, but when you leave it in the middle of the parking lot you’re senselessly adding more work for the poor employee who probably is paid minimum wage to bring the carts back into the building…

Microplasticbrain,

I’ve read comments saying people didn’t mind wandering the parking lot for carts cause it lets them walk and get some air outside the shop

ChillDude69,

I’ve heard the same. If there are no carts to retrieve, then that one manager who takes his job FAR too seriously will find some much more shitty extra work for you to do. Slow-rolling the carts back to the front is definitely an extra break, from what I understand.

WldFyre,

The wind could also blow it into someone’s car, though

possiblylinux127,

I guess I don’t live in a windy area. I’ve never seen or heard of that happening.

droidpenguin, in title

Cart near the mart.

ReginaPhalange, in Same

Since that episode on This is Us, any appliance with a heating element but without a functioning “On” light is a huge no-no

SwearingRobin,

Can you elaborate? Or is it just that it could be left on accidentally?

ReginaPhalange,

Basically. The on light is an early warning system for a faulty mechanical switch , meaning that the moment you turn off the appliance , but the light stays on - you should think “oh , this is a fire hazard, I should fix it or throw it away”

possiblylinux127, in A genius solution!

Fun fact: holding the breaker in the closed position don’t stop it from kicking off.

danielbln,

And that’s just smart design, so you don’t get fried if the breaker or RCD is physically blocked or is wilfully held in place, like with hillbilly Bob over here.

Squeezer, in title

Cart narcs out

Jeanschyso, in Funds

Oh, someone lives in Québec city lmao!!

Ookami38,

I thought it was Nashville.

Twelve20two, (edited )

I was going to say Alberta, lol

Edit: I know the $1.22 billion is just for a new arena in Calgary, but it’s a big part of it for sure

x4740N, (edited ) in I miss pre-covid news...
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar
RadicalCandour,

Excuse me? WHITE SETTLEMENT, Texas?

Of course it’s fucking Texas 🤦🏻‍♀️

Feirdro,

It’s just a short jaunt from Klanhaven.

Empricorn,

Councilman Clements eventually ran out of his nine lives after he was defeated in a landslide in November’s election.

Yeah, man. The Internet loves cats.

doctorn,
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

Thanks for that. Realized just now I should maybe add the source, but you have provided the favor.

Mind if I copy your url-findings to the post?

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Browser_(cat)

Browser also has their own wiki page

magnetosphere,
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

And now we can snicker because the guy who wanted Browser gone was named Elzie.

cashews_best_nut, in I never learn my lesson

Star Wars fans spending days dissecting the intricacies of a fantasy space opera is highly amusing.

JohnDClay,

EC Henry is my favorite in that regard, analyzing and making fan lore on ships that are a couple of pixels in the side of the frame for one shot.

youtube.com/

ChillDude69, (edited )

Shit, that’s what they USED to do, back in the good old days. Now, it’s just “WAAAAAH, WAAAAH, WAAAAHHHHH, THERE ARE TOO MANY ASIANS AND LESBIANS AND BLACKS!”

You realize how long it’s been since I’ve seen grown men get to the point of threatening each other’s safety, over whether or not the hyperspace drives in Star Wars are more realistic than the warp drive from Star Trek?

I never thought I’d miss that shit, but I miss it.

Also, like, can I remind everyone of the cantina scene, from the first fucking movie? NOTHING about that scene says “these producers and writers don’t really buy into the whole concept of diversity,”

Motherfuckers, there were two different kinds of blue alien, aliens with actual butt-faces, a WEREWOLF, some guys with insectoid multi-faceted eyeballs, and a guy with an ultramodernist chair for a fucking head. And the biggest asshole in the place was the fat white guy who didn’t like a specific group (droids) and wouldn’t let them in his bar.

But now, some of y’all think “wokeness” in Star Wars is some kind of NEW thing?

Klear,

Motherfuckers, there were two different kinds of blue alien, aliens with actual butt-faces, a WEREWOLF, some guys with insectoid multi-faceted eyeballs, and a guy with an ultramodernist chair for a fucking head.

I kinda hate that I immediately pictured each of those as I read that.

DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

I think, honestly, the worst thing about Star Wars fans discussing the intricacies of Star Wars is that there are no intricacies and it’s concerning how many people still missed the points.

Light Side Good Dark Side Bad Shut The Fuck Up About Gray Jedi And The Empire Doing Nothing Wrong

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