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fastandcurious, (edited ) in Personal space

Why does this make me sad? I ironically do actually prefer seating alone but something about this doesn’t feel right

TiKa444,

Maybe you prefer to block a second seat, when you sit on a two person bank. ^^

fastandcurious,

I actually think that it has more to do with the fact that i prefer to sit alone but i don’t straight up want to make sure that i don’t speak to any stranger ever again

But then again i don’t like too much socializing, ig my brain just doesn’t know what it wants

Acters,

You can just walk up to them and talk, but since they are sitting in one of these chairs, they likely will want a brief conversation and be left alone. Also, socializing in other places like a bar or in a park is not outlawed. Do try to be friendly and courteous. The best way to start a conversation is by introducing yourself. Then, hop into what you wanted to talk about. Maybe even try to start with a topic that can transition to your final goal. In the end, there is an intention behind every social interaction, and it can either be casual or formal. Maybe that is what you are desiring, for a known intention/goal to connect with others.

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

Too much space between them.

Donger, in Road Rage

When you’re behind a Tesla and they can’t maintain a consistent speed.

Azzu, (edited ) in Not inaccurate

They’re not “muscle hunks”, but half of the people in this picture are definitely much above average in muscle mass.

There are no opinions/personal experience necessary here. Research has quite clearly shown that a decent amount of muscle, more than average, but not by a lot, not an outrageous “muscle hunk” amount, is the most attractive sexually.

Of course this doesn’t hold true for all women, tastes differ. And as well, muscle is not the most important thing in male attractiveness. Male attractiveness is a mix of very many things.

surewhynotlem,

Research also shows that being above average attractive physically isn’t a thing most people don’t require.

Make her laugh. Be kind. Get laid.

casmael,

Pardon?

Azzu,

And as well, muscle is not the most important thing in male attractiveness. Male attractiveness is a mix of very many things.

Did you miss that?

surewhynotlem,

Nope. It’s called “agreeing”. Not everything on the Internet is an argument.

Enk1,

Using “also” in your statement makes it an addendum, not agreement. Your phrasing implies the original comment was incomplete, which is not typically how you would phrase it if you were agreeing with a statement the commenter made. Your comment came off more like “or you could just do this!”

Anticorp,

Pedro is also masculine as fuck.

DizzoMyNizzo,

I think @mgtom might have meant to post his comment here as well…

Donkter,

Yeah most of those guys are fit as fuck (except jack black, sorry buddy). This post is talking about people trying to get like Arnold Schwarzenegger but to get a body like any of these guys requires serious gym time.

cows_are_underrated, in Not inaccurate

People who take fitness serious are literally cooks. The only way to make sure you know what you’re eating is by cooking it yourself.

lingh0e,

You don’t know many actual working cooks, do you?

casmael,

THIS CHICKEN IS……. FUCKING……… RAAAAAAWWWWWWW

cows_are_underrated,

Oh no! It’s black.

casmael,

BLACK? BLACK? ITS FUCKING PINK ALL THE WAY THROUGH YOU FUCKING DONKEY 🐓

Lemminary, (edited )

I… need to call more people donkey cocks in my life.

NounsAndWords,

I mean…if you consider baking a plain chicken breast and mixing a protein shake to be cooking, then I agree.

Anticorp,

TIL throwing Mrs. Dash on a chicken breast and putting it on my George Foreman Grill makes me a cook!

cows_are_underrated,

This is some sort of cooking. But we eat more than just chicken breast and protein shakes. You also need Tuna and some vegetables(or if your name is Sam Dulek than you can eat literally everything).

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Or, if you’re The Rock, you eat 1kg of cod every fucking day

feedum_sneedson, in Not inaccurate

I did have to become a “muscle hunk”, actually.

Cylusthevirus, in Not inaccurate
@Cylusthevirus@kbin.social avatar

Okay but Henry Cavill is simply unfair to the rest of humanity.

AI_toothbrush, in It's time to put it up

Thats why she married him

criticon, in Not inaccurate
ChonkyOwlbear,

The other main two aren’t exactly out of shape either.

Pedro Pascal

www.pride.com/media-library/pedro-pascal.jpg?id=3…

Orlando Bloom

hollywoodlife.com/…/orlando-bloom-shirtless-backg…

casmael,

Wow I remember bloom being like 20 something or whatever. Tempus fugit.

lingh0e,

He’s literally training to play a professional wrestler in this picture. Starring alongside Zach Efron, who got even more swole.

De_Narm, in Not inaccurate

I haven’t even seen people succed at getting hunks with that kind of motivation. If you don’t do it for yourself, you set youself up for failure.

Hiro8811, in "Get out of my room, Helen!"

I think this mostly aply to Americans. I live in Europe and never heard someone refer to their mother by her first name.

nodiet,

I live in Europe and have one friend who does that. No idea where it stems from, maybe the parents felt they could keep more of a personal identity if they were referred to by their name at home or something

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

I hardly ever heard it. Like maybe a couple times in my whole life in the US.

GBU_28,

Huh? That’s the joke. American kids “never” do that either. Hence the face the friend is making in response to hearing it

Hiro8811,

Well seing Will Smith and the meme saying “white” I thought it’s referring to the fact that black parents are stricter and it’s unbelievable for a black child to hear someone say that…

possiblylinux127,

That’s not the norm in the US. They only time I’ve seen that was when there was some sort of trama

CaptDust, in Not inaccurate

Markiplier in the center of diagram is funny as hell. And accurate.

dream_weasel,

I’d who TF that is. Looks like Reanu Keeves to me.

doctorcrimson,

Check out A Heist with Markiplier sometime, it’s like the video form of a choose your own adventure book.

Kiosade,

One of the more famous Youtubers.

casmael,

Identity: Markiplier. Confidence in identification: 70%

PhlubbaDubba,

Was hilarious watching that vid of Amy demanding he explain how he doesn’t see the thirst trap of him suddenly going dom mode in ISWM

“IT’S ONE WORD! HOW IS THIS A THING‽”

“IT’S MORE THAN THE WORD AND YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IT!”

Kolanaki, in Not inaccurate
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I feel like Jack Black from School of Rock. Except I can’t play guitar.

Anticorp,

Can you funny?

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I can funny. I can sing. I can skibitty-doo-bop-doo-bop. And am fat.

Anticorp,

Beautiful.

carnimoss, in What a feeling

I once had a kid stop and tell her mom I was the most beautiful man she’d seen because I had colorful highlights. I also had another kid stop and tell her mom that I was cute before said highlights. I never forgot those moments

SmoothIsFast, in Road Rage

Me? I’m getting where I need to go.

Everybody else is just traffic.

problematicPanther,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

It’s like they just enjoy clogging up the roads or something.

reflex, in Not inaccurate
@reflex@kbin.social avatar

I thought Keanu was in the middle.
Markiplier works too.

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