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Alivrah, in *Crickets*

📳

balderdash9,
HW07, in Are you trying to STEAL entertainment??

Piped 💪

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

Ok, we made it so YouTube only fetches an enter URL of a video, and when you click on a video, that opens. Only YouTube can give you the actual video link as it is stored and associated in our own database, and you only get it when logged in with Google (so basically you need an account to watch videos but not to see the thumbnails).

Now, we’ll only allow Google account sing-ins from a trusted browser or trusted website. This is of course for your security. We will provide you a custom token if you ask to approve a browser, website or an app and we’ll take careful looks to see if it violates our policies or not. If we don’t detect a valid token provided by your browser, we will display an error message and won’t allow you to sing in. Firefox has to also implement this in order to stay relevant (most people need allowing Google logins). The policy bans all things like scam websites, some other things and things against TOSes including YouTube’s. Third-party apps blocking ads will be not permitted by YouTube now. We will reject any approve request done by things like Piped and Newpipe.

Have fun with your broken pipe. If they find a fix, we will break it again (:

leraje, in What nice vibes
@leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Only in an American advert could a character come back from a major coffee producing region and think the shit in that tub is real coffee.

DragonTypeWyvern,

The beans are worse when you export them

SendMePhotos,

I once found a twig in a folders coffee tub. It makes sense, I suppose… But also you’re drinking twig tea.

thisbenzingring,

I worked at the Starbucks HQ for a bit and the running gag was that when they would tap out the used espresso, they were making Folgers

kaffiene,

So where did Starbucks get it’s used espresso from?

Oha, in *Crickets*

I’ll give you another one

balderdash9,
bleistift2, in *Crickets*

When you return to Lemmy and there are no new posts because you left 10 seconds ago.

balderdash9,
ininewcrow, in *Crickets*
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Nothing to say friend … just wanted to give you the notification … hope you have a nice day

balderdash9,
Octopus1348, in *Crickets*
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

I’ll give you one.

balderdash9,
pixeltree, (edited ) in Congrats I guess

Nah your reward is something you reap throughout the month, it’s more pleasurable sessions with your favorite dildo because having not come in a while really heightens the experience

I’m serious, it does

the_post_of_tom_joad, (edited )

Man 5 people really need to open their minds (and dildholes) huh? Wankers ;)

pixeltree,

I don’t take it personally, they don’t know what they’re missing out on

The_Picard_Maneuver, in *Crickets*
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

You have been notified

balderdash9,
ilovesatan, in Congrats I guess
@ilovesatan@lemmy.world avatar

The reward is the giant nut you get on Dec 1st.

BarrelAgedBoredom,

You only need like a week of not cumming to get a huge load and potential increased sensitivity back. Unless you’re a chronic masturbator with death grip, in which case a month would probably be better lol

eezeebee, in *Crickets*
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

🔔

balderdash9,
YeetPics, in Early bird
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

What if (hear me out) the high school kids can go to bed earlier if they’re sleep deprived? Waking up at a certain time is really only half the equation. The school isn’t making you stay up and get up early.

Boddhisatva,

Going to bed earlier isn’t an effective solution for many kids. Around 1 in 6 adolescents find it difficult to fall asleep before 11:00 PM.

In adolescence, up to 16% of teenagers experience a sleep phase delay. Due to this circadian shift , their melatonin levels don’t begin to rise until later in the evening. As a result, they naturally feel more alert at night, making it harder for them to fall asleep before 11:00 p.m.

YeetPics, (edited )
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

Well considering that public schools (at least in the US) are glorified daycares in place so both parents can go work, the obvious solution is to globally push back the concept of “morning” to mean ‘a few hours after the sun rises’.

ilost7489, in Prepare for a pop quiz

A few weeks ago I had a substitute for my high school chem class who was a biology major that knew nothing about chemistry. Felt bad for the guy

DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

Most biology degrees have a pretty rigorous chemistry component, at least compared to high school requirements, and it’s his job to prep for the class.

He should feel bad, because he was bad.

nonfuinoncuro,

Yeah high school chemistry is pretty straight forward even at the AP level

Viking_Hippie, in Oh, is that so?
Klear, (edited )
ExfilBravo, in Early bird

“How can we get your children indoctrinated into a 8a-5p work week if we have them go in later? We can’t have that!”

Darkard,

That’s half the problem though isn’t it. The parents have to work the 9 to 5 so that’s when the kids need to be out of the house as well.

Zorque,

Thing is, it's usually earlier, around 7:30am when I was in school, earlier if you wanted the breakfast they had.

onion,

Why? Can’t the kids leave after the parents?

MonsiuerPatEBrown, (edited )

But we keep our guns there! Well, our big heavy guns. But still cannon or not that is dangerous!

blanketswithsmallpox,

For healthy and capable children, sure.

scottywh,

Those kids typically aren’t out of the house during those hours in summer.

Taringano,

It’s very much a problem for parents.

electrogamerman,

True. School is useless.

/s

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Too bad, cause I don’t want to do 9-5s.

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