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HeckGazer, (edited ) in I've been robbed!

I’d be thrilled if the SSD I bought ended up being almost 8x larger than advertised! Does beg the question of why you’re buying 250GB SSDs in 2023 but I’m not here to judge.

Knusper,

Funnily enough, the meme still works. They wanted 0.2 TB, goddammit, not some hugely oversized 1.8 TB hard drive.

Matriks404,

even 32 gigs would be good enough for a cheap laptop running non shit OS unless you want to store any bigger data or play games.

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

250gb ssd could be used as a boot drive while you use a hdd to store your files

BaardFigur,

Id rather have a larger boot drive though. I actually have a 250gb boot drive. It’s so small

ShitOnABrick, (edited )
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Same here 256gb ssd owner ill prefer to get something a little bit bigger but I also have a secondary hdd though to store all my files on which makes everything all good

BaardFigur,

For me that doesn’t quite work out, because a lot of stuff wants to install itself on the main drive, and refuses to be installed on any other drives. Visual Studio is the best example I can think of. I don’t have the room for multiple installations of it, so I only have the 2022 version installed

gmtom, in Night vs Morning people

Then there’s my fucking cunt of a housemate who lkves on the floor above me that’s the loudest mother fucker on the face of the earth and fucking stomps around until 1am every night and opens and slams close every fucking draw and door in his room, and re arrnafes his furniture every night, then gets up at 6.30 in the morning so he can stomp around some more, hack up his lungs as loudly as humanly possible and slam every door in the fucking house before leaving for work exactly when my alarm goes off, specifically so I can’t have a single good night sleep ever.

Sorry I may have some pent up anger.

Imgonnatrythis,

I feel like I know this guy

Patches,
veroxii,

I knew what this was going to be even before clicking :)

“Their ceiling is our stage”

cro_magnon_gilf,

Same with the welfare parasite NEET one floor above me.

Kecessa,

I think the two of you need to sit down for a little talk 😂

Rodeo, (edited )

In my experience people who are this utterly devoid of consideration are not only unable to change, they will get angry at you for suggesting they’ve done something wrong.

I wish OP the best of luck.

jaybone,

Yeah. The only solution here is to move.

gmtom,

Yeah I can’t really describe it but this guy lives in his own little world. He’s a friendly bloke but just does not give the slightest shit about anything that doesn’t affect him personally.

fmstrat,

When does he sleep? It is theoretically possible for this to affect him personally.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Sorry I may have some pent up anger.

Nothing a good night of sleep can’t solve!

Throwdownyourgrandma,

This guy.

Smokeydope, (edited )
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

Its time to get a dirt cheap van, convert it out, and pay yourself the ‘rent’

AeroLemming, (edited )

From the sounds I hear above me, I’m fairly convinced the upstairs neighbors have a bowling alley set up in one of the bedrooms. The people below play music that’s so loud that they must be deaf and their dog barks for literal hours when they leave. Not to mention the dipshits with gas-powered leaf blowers pushing dust around pretty regularly regardless of if there are any actual leaves.

Help.

LUHG_HANI,
@LUHG_HANI@lemmy.world avatar

Leaf blowers piss me off. They are good in some circumstances but usually it’s a neighbour that just blows their shit on to the street. Use a brush and pick it up you selfish prick.

pirat, (edited )

Or get the opposite; a leaf vacuum. They seem way more useful to me than the ones that blow.

fishos,
@fishos@lemmy.world avatar

I could have written this. I feel your pain.

thal3s, (edited )
@thal3s@sh.itjust.works avatar

You know the single greatest thing I starting doing in 2023?

Sleeping with my noise cancelling AirPods. Not listening to anything, just using their inherent abilities.

I sleep like a fucking rock now!

PolarisFx,
@PolarisFx@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I do the same thing except I can’t stand silence so I play thunderstorms in the background so I hear the thunderstorm through the headphones instead of silence

Sigh_Bafanada,

I do the same thing except I can’t stand silence so I play ASOIAF theory livestreams. Thank you Alt Schwift X and Glidus, now I sleep much better and I also understand that Tywin Lannister is secretly the Dusky Woman (and Tyrek Lannister is a horse).

gmtom,

I do that in the morning sometimes but it doesn’t help when he stomps around and slams doors I shakes the fucking house like zues himself is having a temper tantrum.

ZombieTheZombieCat,

You must live below the people in the apartment next to me.

Why are people like this. Really. I want a serious, well thought out answer from people who act like this. I would be fucking appalled if I found out people had been losing sleep because of me. Or they weren’t able to concentrate when working from home, or had to get a bluetooth converter for their tv to connect headphones because otherwise they can’t even enjoy tv with all the stomping, banging, furniture moving, and door slamming. I would feel so fucking guilty and especially embarrassed for coming off as such an entitled piece of shit. I literally cannot comprehend that there are people who know they’re disturbing others, in their own homes, day and night, and they either don’t give a shit, or they get mad at the person they’re torturing for asking them nicely to keep it down. Or both. And yes I have brought it up with my landlord countless times. They could give a fuck. The next step is to contact the city and have them come in with a decibel meter or something. In my state, landlords must ensure “peaceful enjoyment” for tenants. But I’d have to prove it’s over a certain level, then deal with filing a complaint and/or civil court or whatever, so nothing ever changes.

This is one situation where I think an eye for an eye is perfectly reasonable, because after living through over a year of daily constant noise, I think my next door neighbors aren’t deserving of a single moment of peace from now on.

BradleyUffner,

Everyone seems to have a story like this, which makes me think that we might actually be just as loud as the people we complain about without realizing it. Think about it. It’s not like we can actually hear what we sound like from the floor below while we are “softly walking around” upstairs.

ferralcat,

I got told we were like this once. Mle and my wife would literally tiptoe around after, carefully close doors, live in a constant state of worry, and still the next morning the guy below would say “you’re literally shaking paintings off the walls!” My wife was physically afraid to run into him after a bit.

At the time I thought the apartment must have paper thin walls that apparently I couldn’t hear through, but now I think he was just an ass. Living off self righteous anger.

fmstrat,

Go with your gut. His ceiling probably creaked when you walked, and that was it.

Angry_Maple, (edited )
@Angry_Maple@sh.itjust.works avatar

YMMV. You have situations like the one you describe, and you have situations like mine. There’s a unit down the hall that keeps everyone on the damn floor awake. There’s a nice dude who lives there and raises his grandkids, and there’s also the kid’s father. The kids and the grandfather are great. They’re respectful, kind, and very friendly.

The kid’s father has this “fun” habit of sleeping with complete randos. You do you, yadda yadda. I try to mind my own business.

He makes it EVERYONE’S business. Every single time he gets dumped, he throws an enormous hissy fit. Screaming incoherently, banging on every door in the hallway, stomping about, etc. He doesn’t work, yet he throws a hissy fit when he has to watch his own kids because the grandfather has to work. It doesn’t matter if it’s 2am or 2pm, there’s a decent chance that that guy is pissed at something. It wasn’t uncommon to see him crying by the front doors.

It’s a great personal reminder to never start doing hard drugs. I only know that the guy does hard drugs because of the grandfather was venting to me about it. I can’t even begin to tell you how many times the cops have been called on him by other people.

Fuuuck I wish it was cheaper to move.

Num10ck, in I just had to throw out a batch that I'd barely started.

dont wash strawberries until you are ready to eat them.

Kusimulkku,

wash…strawberries…

I’ve never heard anyone doing that

Thorry84,

You should absolutely wash everything you intend to put in your body. Not only are fruits and vegetables covered with things like pesticides, even when they are totally organic, they were probably fertilized with nitrates which are bad to ingest (and organic pesticides are a thing and not good for humans). And even if that isn’t the case, they grow those things outside like on the ground. There is a reasonable chance at least one animal has pooped or peed on them.

Kusimulkku,

What can I say, I’ve literally never in my life heard anyone doing that or even recommending it. People just eat the strawberries fresh after buying it from from the berry stand

ColonelSanders,

I also noticed that, especially with bananas, when I started washing them as soon as I got home I didn’t get any gnats, because gnats will absolutely lay their eggs on the outside of fruits even at the store.

Kusimulkku,

washing bananas

Now you’re just pulling my leg

Kusimulkku,

washing bananas

Now you’re just pulling my leg

Kusimulkku,

washing bananas

Now you’re just pulling my leg

dirtySourdough,

I started washing my strawberries with a little bit of vinegar, then storing them in a new container in the fridge. It’s helped a lot

tja,
@tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yes, this is the solution

casmael,

Actually it sounds more like a mixture to me

blanketswithsmallpox,

¿Por que no los dos?

garbagebagel,

Haven’t tried the vinegar yet but I store them in an air tight container and throw a bit of paper towel in there for good measure. Lasts at least a week.

BaardFigur, in Santa works one day at least

Is that Windows XP?

Johanno,

The best Windows before the year of Linux desktops /s

Ratulf, in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

As a German -Homer disappears in hedge

Johanno, (edited )

We only have a bit of the first panel (technology wise) and all of the bottom one

M0oP0o, in Before long, it'll be all grill and drivers won't be able to see which direction they're going.
@M0oP0o@mander.xyz avatar

The sad part is I did not see this a joke at first. I can walk out to the street right now and there are at least two trucks that I can stand in front of and be eye level with the hood.

SirQuackTheDuck,

I want EU laws against this shit they’re slowly gaining in popularity here (mostly due to micro-egos compensating with US imports, incidentally for actual work purpose).

M0oP0o,
@M0oP0o@mander.xyz avatar

The new hood height war is here and very silly. I have seen a few grown men dangle their legs out of the side of a modern “truck” just to reach the place needed to boost these things. Oh on a side note, did you know almost all new vehicles will drain their battery while not in use?

Saltblue, in I just had to throw out a batch that I'd barely started.

Made homemade liquor and embrace the hillbilly you have inside

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Who told you about my inner hillbilly?

Seventhlevin,

Who told you I let a hillbilly inside me?

Kolanaki, in It's why I'm still around
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I wanna be dead; I don’t want to die. I wanna skip the whole transitional phase between living and dead. That’s the part I suspect hurts.

EatYouWell,

See, I don’t want to be dead, I just wouldn’t complain if I wasn’t alive.

dustyData, (edited )

Just as a general PSA for anyone reading this. This is known as passive suicidal ideation. It’s a massive red flag that something is not right and you should reach out to a mental health practitioner or at least have a heartfelt talk with someone close you trust about your struggles. Reach out to any support network you have, because it’s the start of the slippery slope to suicidal thoughts if left unattended.

Selmafudd,

I don’t want to die and I don’t want to live forever… it’s literally the only thing that gives me anxiety if I think about it too much

Quik,

Apart from the possibility of that being a serious mental problem: By the very definition we all wouldn’t.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve seen a few people die and it did not look pleasant. Even they got a shitton of drugs to go out on.

joyjoy, in Free money

Unless you work in a data center.

friend_of_satan, in California in a nutshell

Being colorblind sucks.

JJROKCZ, in I sure hope I can keep up!

I thing fast is happening with a single 20” monitor

g33z, in The rage is real

I MADE YOU! I CAN DESTROY YOU!!

Aggravationstation, (edited ) in Time is cruel

I’m from a small-ish English town. In the early 00s it seemed like every weekend there was an alternative band playing at either the one dedicated music venue we used to have, in the civic hall or just in a pub/ working men’s club that all the local goth, metalhead and punk kids would go to.

The quality of the local bands varied a lot. Most did covers, some did their own stuff but some “big” bands came from out of town at the start of their careers. I saw Enter Shikari here one weekend then Crystal Castles the next.

We always had fun though. Well, as much fun as a goth is allowed to have and still seem cool.

Is that still a thing? It certainly doesn’t seem to be here. I still check local gig listings. The only bands who come here now are tribute acts or still 90s/ 00s nu-metal, emo and pop punk cover bands.

Some local bands play the few pubs we have left but they tend to be “Dad rock” bands, people from my parent’s generation or older covering pop and classic rock.

This post started out all melancholy but changed completely when I realised that either I’m so totally out of touch with “the kids” I have no way of finding out about gigs they’re playing or the whole concept of grass roots live music is dying out.

If so the younguns can tik their tacs and snap their chats or whatever the hell it is they do to listen to music and I’ll enjoy my admittedly more sedate mosh pits before the hip operation comes and I have to move a bit further back.

Annoyed_Crabby, in Billy The Kid

Down The Stair 💀

Cethin, in This is great. You should try it.

Imagine thinking eating spoiled milk from a cow isn’t weird, but the mold part is. There are quite a few cases where mold is good. It’s not like blue cheese is the exception.

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