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Kolanaki, (edited ) in I just had to throw out a batch that I'd barely started.
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I never buy Driscoll fruit (particularly strawberries and blueberries) for this very reason. When I used to work at a grocery store, half of the time the Driscoll fruits would be rotten already upon arrival to the store!

There are plenty of self-picking strawberry farms around here anyway. I can guarantee I have the freshest strawberries if I pick them myself.

quicksand,

Yep there’s so many moldy ones already. I took pride in my work and made sure not to put them out for sale, but cannot say the same about some of my coworkers

gmtom, in The rage is real

I get this at my job too. “Acess denied, please contact the IT administrator” bitch I AM the IT administrator!

Nommer, in When a car guy gets esakaied

I don’t get it. Car people can’t use tiny bows and arrows?

creditCrazy,
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There typically aren’t any cars in fantasy worlds. The closest you get are horse drawn carages.

768, in Peanuts in a nutshell

Not my proudest nut

Patches, in Oh what fun it is to ride

Dear Santeria for the dyslexic Cubans out there 🐔

NewAgeOldPerson, in I sure hope I can keep up!

For me, it was a matter of how much I liked my coworkers. Technically I had a small office but we all (except HR and group exec) worked from open cubes, had plenty of huddle rooms, and those of us assigned offices left them free for all to use as huddle rooms or group call rooms.

It was just a good atmosphere. Hybrid model. Ping pong an hour a day, which near everyone participated in. And tea time we all took very seriously.

Covid and acquisition, in no particular order, made that office go away. I’m remote now, and have been for years. I would go back there in a heartbeat.

Random rant. But miss that crew. We still meet for a beer once in a while, though I’m no longer working there and a lot of us moved out of state. Virtual happy hour is actually fun when you like the people on there.

blanketswithsmallpox, in Gamers in a nutshell

Just let me wrap up this day/mission before I forget what I’m doing tomorrow morning…

samus12345, in Gamers in a nutshell
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“No.”

Floshie, in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

And their website design…

tiredofsametab,

A/B testing clean, minimalist, modern designs common in the West against modern Japanese designs always shows better results for the Japanese designs amongst Japanese consumers. I don't think they're going to cater to the 2.5% of foreign residents and others that might use Japanese sites (though I often wish they would)

Shmandom, in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

If it ain’t broken…

tiredofsametab,

Live in Japan. Plenty of things are quite broken :/

Pickle_Jr, in Free money

There was a time where the company I worked at got hacked and the company VPN was down. It was a glorious 3 days of free PTO and probably the only time I was thankful for being salaried.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, in I've been robbed!
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It’s the same way with lumber lol

A 2x4 is in fact not 2"x4"

InternetCitizen2,

Wait, what?

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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Yeah a typical 2x4 is actually 1.5"x3.5"

Phrodo_00,

2x4 is (supposedly. I bet they have optimized this down too) the size of raw lumber before it was finished, that needs to remove some material off each side.

Norgur, in Paint it black

You probably wonder why I always dress in black

Infynis, in I sure hope I can keep up!
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That’s corporate talk for “We don’t hire enough staff, and we blame you for that!”

AllonzeeLV, (edited ) in Introverts unite (separately)!

I mean, have you met people?

Not a prize, us humans. Might make a friend, might lose a kidney! We’re a lottery.

registrert,
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We’re a lottery.

The only way not to lose is not to play.

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