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ech, in Follow the light

Now I’m imagining a moth AU where they’re arguing about the environmental impact of flames vs these “newfangled” light bulbs.

Kolanaki, (edited ) in Ramen
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I’ve had truly instant ramen when my friend’s brother came back from Japan. Dude brought a bunch of cool shit back, including a few cases of self heating ramen and a carton of self lighting cigarettes. Japan is like 500 years in the future.

Jyrdano,

The future as imagined 30 years ago.

Agent641,

The correct future. Not this corpro-dystopian bullshit

Aqarius,

Back when it was something to look forward to

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I sincerely hope people aren’t still smoking cigarettes in 500 years.

sturmblast,

Humanity will always find a way to harm itself.

LotrOrc,

Let people drink/smoke

Obviously don’t let people drive drunk and have specific areas for smokers in public places

But if you’re chilling at your house or apartment and want to smoke one outside that shouldn’t be illegal

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not stopping anyone from smoking. I just hope people have given up such a dangerous and stupid habit by the 26th century.

LotrOrc,

Do you think they should give up drinking as well?

Two things humans have been doing as a species for over 5 thousand years?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Are you really arguing in favor of smoking cigarettes?

LotrOrc,

No I’m saying it should be people’s choice whether or not they want to

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

And no one said otherwise.

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

They’re gonna be those reverse ones from The 5th Element and the government limits how many you can have a day.

Or maybe cancer itself is eradicated and smoking isn’t dangerous anymore 🤷🏻‍♂️

tigeruppercut,

self heating ramen

wat??

Smokeydope,
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar
x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

lemmy.world/…/1324c52c-e802-46cb-8f04-aeeeaf0a3d2…

Just pasting the link here because it won’t load for me

tigeruppercut,

Ah I remember that scene-- I just didn’t think it was cheap enough to actually make sense to use in the real world. I wonder where they’re sold bc I don’t think I’ve run across one in the wild.

bruhduh, (edited )
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

The are existing self heating ramens by using the same tech USA army warms their MRE “just add water” no matter temperature

Sunfoil,

Exothermic chemical reaction heats the food, like modern military MREs

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

There is a chemical heating element at the bottom of the cup. You add water, pull a string, and it will boil the water without a stove/microwave.

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a thing, I just looked it up

tigeruppercut,

I just don’t know where you find it. I’ve been in Japan for years and never run across it.

Stamets, in Ramen
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

College students

Also depressed 30-odd year olds who’ve been eating it for 20. Fucking. Years.

Im tired.

Wrench,

Get a better quality instant noodle from an Asian market. Put frozen dumplings and veggies in it while bringing to a boil. Crack an egg in there right after putting the noodles.

Through very little effort, you’ve leveled up your Ramen to close to restaurant quality bachelor food.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Through very little effort

I’d like to introduce you to depressed people

garbagebagel,

Sleep for dinner sounds like a lot less effort

kraftpudding,

Honestly some days rhe thought of putting a kette on sounds too much. There’s always bread.

sturmblast,

Ya know, bread and noodles are basically the same thing anyway.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Butter that bread and fill it full of noodles? You got yourself a sandoodle.

ILikeBoobies,

Meal prep

garbagebagel,

I’d like to introduce you to depressed people

kraftpudding,

Meal Prepping depends on having the willpower to not eat all the food for the week in one sitting, so… no.

GBU_28,

Add some frozen veggies, siracha, an egg and some rotisserie chicken. Super cheap still.

Techmaster,

You know what is even cheaper? Not adding all of that shit to it.

GBU_28,

Know what’s even cheaper? Simply not eating until you expire. Comment said get were tired of ramen. I suggested a cheap augment.

Rodeo,

Simply not eating until you expire.

Damn, I knew I could cut expenses somewhere! Those finance articles were so right.

TheOakTree,

Congrats, now u can afford a house!

Wait, no…

TheSaneWriter, (edited )
@TheSaneWriter@lemmy.thesanewriter.com avatar

Death is actually very expensive, it’s just not the dead person that foots the bill.

GBU_28,

Those asked to foot the bill can simply expire as well, to avoid the cost

TheOakTree,

Dehydrated onion goes a long way too. Frozen dumplings too, if you can find them cheap.

Slovene,

You can also try some modifications from this culinary mastermind: m.youtube.com/watch?v=JsB57FtaxXQ

bratosch,

You doing okay bud?

ILikeBoobies,

He’s been malnourished for 20 years, does that sound okay to you?

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Nope. But thanks <3

ExfilBravo, in Ramen

Pro tip for ramen with a packet of seasoning. Only use like 1/4 of that seasoning. It will still taste awesome and you wont feel like shit after you eat it.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I recommend using the whole packet and just using slightly less water so you actually have some flavor left that isn’t watered down.

Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

And add a dash of sesame oil

SRo,

That’s the opposite of a pro tip. Guess you are one of those people who water down coffee.

LotrOrc,

Guys don’t do this

Digestive_Biscuit,
@Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk avatar

Aye you taking about hot seasoning? We do this is we’re not wanting it too hot. It’s also great keeping the left over seasoning for other meals.

Norgur, in Ramen

Ramen... How can so many calories make you hungry again so fucking fast?

Snowpix,
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  • Streetdog,

    Lots of fat in instant noodles.

    Perfide,

    Pure carbs.

    LaVacaMariposa,

    Try adding some eggs and veggies and you’ll be full for a lot longer

    Norgur,

    Yeah, but I could eat eggs and veggies at that point. You know, for half the cheap-ass fat-content

    ExfilBravo, in Applies to almost anything

    Been playing guitar for decades and can play fairly well. When someone watches me play I look like I just picked it up yesterday.

    Zoomboingding, in I need it
    @Zoomboingding@lemmy.world avatar

    This is reposted all the time and the answer has kept being: Pikmin Bloom. It’s F2P, you reveal the areas you physically visit and the rest of the map is grey. It’ll track your steps and location in the background, so all you have to do is have your phone on you.

    smuuthbrane, in Body Language
    @smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Full bladder holding champion material right there.

    driving_crooner, in History memes. Fuck yeah.
    @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

    Mendel wanted to do his experiments with rats but the church didn’t gave him enough money and support so he had to use peas. Rats genetics are way more complex that peas and it would be hard for him to get to any meaningful results using them.

    DoYouNot,

    Source?

    driving_crooner,
    @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar
    Redjard,
    @Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    What does this have to do with what you said?

    LinkOpensChest_wav,

    I used youtubetranscript.com/?v=NgGLFozNM2o and did a ctl+F for “Mendel,” and there’s nothing

    driving_crooner,
    @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

    I remember learning about that in that video, if isn’t there then it could be in the podcast “History of philosophy without any gaps” but no idea in what episode.

    Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in Ramen
    @Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

    Probably the highest Nobel prizes to calories consumed if any food

    Alchemy, in History memes. Fuck yeah.
    @Alchemy@lemmy.world avatar

    RELEASE THE SQUARE

    damnthefilibuster, in History memes. Fuck yeah.

    Someone plz explain

    Alchemy, (edited )
    @Alchemy@lemmy.world avatar
    remotelove, (edited )
    @remotelove@lemmy.ca avatar

    Here is a paper that goes into the anomalies in Mendel’s data found by Fisher: www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6823958/

    PrinceWith999Enemies,

    I’m going to simplify things a bit.

    Darwin articulated the theory of evolution by natural selection.

    It goes like this:

    1. Individuals in a community vary in their physical properties. Some may be larger or smaller, faster, stronger, or smarter.
    2. This variability can affect the chances for those individuals possessing more favorable characteristics to survive and reproduce better than the other variants.
    3. If those physical properties are inherited, then the ones who reproduce more leads to having the next generation of their population having more individuals with that property.

    What it boils down to is that evolution is the change in the gene pool of a population over time. Natural selection was the term coined to mean that nature breeds animals and plants just like farmers do - it chooses based on the characteristics it “wants” - by which I mean the ones who survive and reproduce more successfully.

    So far, so good.

    The problem is that while Darwin was working that out, biology still held to a model that we call “blending inheritance.” They knew that offspring could inherit traits from both parents, and they thought the result was a blend of the two - a short person having a kid with a tall person would produce a medium sized kid, and so on.

    Blending is completely incompatible with Darwin’s theory, and he worked really hard to fit that square peg into the round hole. He never did.

    The irony is that during this same period Mendel was doing breeding experiments on pea plants, crossing tall with short, or different colors of flowers, and so on. He demonstrated that inheritance is particulate. Rather than a blend, it was a random mixture of alternate individual genes that caused the variety in the offspring. Basically, if you cross a plant with wrinkled peas with one with smooth peas, half the offspring will be wrinkled and half smooth. You don’t wind up with plants that had semi-wrinkled peas or which have a mixture of both. Unfortunately for Darwin, Mendel’s work remained undiscovered for decades. (I’m not sure whether wrinkled is actually a 50/50 or not, I’m just using that as an illustration).

    It wasn’t until the 1940s that the two biggest ideas in biology were brought together in what’s called the modern synthesis. That’s where we began what could be considered modern evolutionary biology.

    Mendel was extremely fortunate to have been working with plants that showed dominant and regressive characteristics so clearly.

    XCraftMC,

    9th grade genetics

    damnthefilibuster,

    In which country?

    SomeoneSomewhere,

    I’m pretty sure we were doing punnett squares in year 10 here in NZ.

    damnthefilibuster,

    Nice

    Perfide,

    We covered Mendel and Punnett squares in 9th grade biology here in the midwest US

    penquin, in Upholders of the social contract
    @penquin@lemmy.kde.social avatar

    That’s also people who “recycle” to “save the planet” while big oil is fucking it up 1000 time more than us little fucks.

    MrJameGumb, in Body Language
    @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

    Those are the legs of a deranged sociopath

    Karlos_Cantana,
    @Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social avatar

    I hear that all the time.

    Sprucie, in Applies to almost anything

    For me it’s the ability to type. Someone starts watching and immediately every other character is a typo.

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