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CodexArcanum, in The joys of parenthood

When I was your age, a family size bag fed the entire family. Now I can barely keep one toddler in crispy fried potatoes! What kind of world is this to raise a child in?!

don, in The joys of parenthood

You could just cash ‘em outside, how bow da?

pacoboyd, in I just had to throw out a batch that I'd barely started.

Also, freezing and smoothies later is a thing

Barack_Embalmer,

I got some amazing strawberries in the summer and forgot about them in the freezer for many months. They were a little freezer burned, but I turned them into a SENSATIONAL sorbet, with some glucose syrup infused with mint leaves, a little lime juice, and a whisper of xanthan gum. I use this double-bowl method for making ice creams and sorbets.

pacoboyd,

Whoa, sounds amazing, I’ll have to try it!

saltesc, (edited ) in Free money

I do a lot with org-wide data, so yeah. Fucking pisses me off.

I won’t go into details, but me, a colleague, a mobile hotspot, and a friend kayaking 4L of wine in through flood waters to the balcony we were stuck on. Saved some lives getting medical records out to hospitals and got pay to just under 20K people, all be it a couple days late. Hey, we were knackered and the wine came on day 3 once we were done.

Redundancies for when power and internet issues occur, kids. Saves lives. Got my own shit going on during natural disasters. Don’t really feel like botching infrastructure because HQ is under and no one planned for it.

yamanii, in This is great. You should try it.
@yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, come to the mold cult, it’s worth it.

HubertManne, in Oh what fun it is to ride
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

this would be funnier if the krampus was not so well known now.

son_named_bort, in It's all downhill from here

Looks like the face of someone who doesn’t know what a jpeg is.

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

You surely mean jfeg

funkless_eck,

yif’g

mriormro,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

youtu.be/QEzhxP-pdos?si=Zce-yfOdyMAlE1HI

Pogbom,

I just want a picture of a gatdang hot dog!

Flughoernchen, in Free money

Last time I had hardware issues it took a whole two hours “to find the problem and replace the part” aka coffee break

clavismil, in Night vs Morning people

I worked in the nightshitf for almost 2 years and can confirm this is so true.

theangryseal,

This was me when my ex was asleep on the left, her when I was asleep on the right.

A_Toasty_Strudel, in Free money
@A_Toasty_Strudel@lemmy.world avatar

If this happens to me, I have to keep working. Except now, I have to write all of my transactions, tailoring slips, wedding group information, EVERYTHING by hand. It’s kinda a nightmare tbh.

saltnotsugar, in Free money

Any time the power goes out some person needs to say “Wooooah” with mild alarm.

balderd, in Paint it black

Death isn’t a color, it’s the absence of life.

at_an_angle, in I just had to throw out a batch that I'd barely started.

If you wash berries of when you get home with white vinegar, they will last so much longer.

littlecolt,

Whoa. I wonder why. Do you know the science behind this?

at_an_angle, (edited )

I read on it years ago, but I think it helps kill the mold spores.

“It’s not exactly that vinegar itself extends the life of berries. It’s the fact that vinegar is so acidic that it kills or inhibits the growth of a lot of the bacteria and fungus, including mold, that may grow on berries, which makes the fruit last longer,” explains Sean Brady Kenniff, EatingWell’s senior digital food editor. (By the way, this same technique should work to clean just about any fruit, not just berries.)

257m,

Does the white vinegar ruin the taste?

littlecolt,

As long as they don’t soak in it, probably not. It sounds like you just give them a splash.

at_an_angle,

The way I wash them is to place a colander in a bowl and fill with 50/50 lukewarm water and white vinegar.

Wash them off in that. Pull the colander out and rinse with cold water. Set aside to dry.

sloppy_diffuser,

I did it a couple weeks ago after seeing this tip here. No after taste. They were fine for about 4 days but on day 5 every strawberry was covered in fuzz instead of just one or two.

sigmaklimgrindset,

Genuine question, how do you wash raspberries? I feel like they get mushy if I wash and leave them, so I do it right before eating them.

streetfestival, in It's all downhill from here
@streetfestival@lemmy.ca avatar

That is such a funny image of Hank - pissed off look and posture, beer in front of him, tie loosened. He’s got something to say to somebody

balderdash9,

I’ll tell ya hwhat

UndercoverUlrikHD, in Night vs Morning people
@UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev avatar

How else am I supposed to signal to the night owls that it’s time to hit the bed before they got to wake up in 2 hours?

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

before they got to wake up in 2 hours?

I wonder why

Retrograde,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

😂

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