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Ilovethebomb, in Is it possible to punch a website in the face

It’s actually funny how mad people get about YouTube ads.

Sheeple, (edited )
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Consider this. They’re used to a better product with less ads.

YouTube used to be a higher quality platform with more customisation options (did you know back in the day you could design your own Tumblr esque blog page as your channel page?) And a lot of things were added that cut costs alongside poor moderation and the black hole that is YouTube kids eating up content. Not to mention that nothing is done about content stealing content farms.

yet all we got in exchange was more ads.

GARlactic,

It’s actually funny how some people aren’t annoyed by ads polluting their Internet experience.

Ilovethebomb,

Cope and seethe.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Only one coping here is you dude

SuckMyWang, in I didn't know

How else am I supposed to know it’s Wednesday?

Dan68, in High performance
@Dan68@lemmy.world avatar

Do they have the 3 seashells?

LifeInMultipleChoice, (edited )

One see-spray

ininewcrow, in I feel this
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

this is my /home/meme directory

and even though I have TBs of storage on my desktop … memes are filling up GBs of space and it’s making me wonder why

it’s like having a cargo truck and you just decide to load 20 cardboard boxes of shitty comics for no reason

Konstant, in I didn't know

…my dudes.

Jolteon, (edited ) in They have it ready to go

Can anyone read the “parents” notice?

peopleproblems, in the girl you like

Y’all can make fun of it

but that outfit looks fun.

Selmafudd,

The father one? Hell yeah brother!

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in Two Party System. Why.
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

The Constitution was literally the best a bunch of doped-up, syphilitic slaveholders could come up with to replace the divine right of kings. They even had a first try with the Articles of Confederation and fucked that up.

We really need to stop teaching kids that a system of government written by people who used leeches to cure hysteria is the greatest thing ever created.

SirStumps, in Yes. We're better than you.
@SirStumps@lemmy.world avatar

That’s just 7 with extra steps.

PrivateNoob, in It's just the most 100 recently saved songs. The fuck.

Technically right. Computer can’t do actually random calculations, instead researchers have made pseudo random functions, which similarly behaves as a truly random function would.

Empricorn,

That’s true. It also has nothing to do with the topic: only shuffling recent songs (allegedly). The title has more info than the meme image.

DarkThoughts,

Spotify is still the worst in that regard. It even loves to constantly repeat the same ~5 songs or so, at least before I quit the damn thing. Winamp has done this better a couple decades ago already, among many other features.

Fades,

Why the fuck is this downvoted??? They are absolutely right

A link for the uneducated and ignorant: slate.com/…/bridle-ways-of-being-excerpt-computer…

PrivateNoob,

They probably didn’t like my nerdy joke. I see the argument that it’s kinda not the topic, but we are talking about randomness. It sounded fun in my head.

Ultraviolet,

Because it’s not the reason. Pseudorandom number generation is statistically identical to random.

bloopernova, in Two Party System. Why.
@bloopernova@programming.dev avatar

Because the rich have spent 2 centuries entrenching themselves in power, and literally everyone else won’t do a thing about it.

We’re all so apathetic that the impending collapse of our ecosystem is viewed with a shrug. When it should be met with torches and pitchforks in the street, and Madame Guillotine for the rich and powerful.

Nobody gives a shit because they’re all waiting for someone else to do something.

Nougat,

2 centuries forever

Cylusthevirus,
@Cylusthevirus@kbin.social avatar

Oh I'm pretty sure the rich entrenching their power goes back a wee bit longer than 2 centuries. Ask a feudal peasant.

bloopernova,
@bloopernova@programming.dev avatar

I mean in the context of the USA. But yeah you are absolutely right.

magnetosphere, in She probably likes me
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

This could be my dad

donuts, (edited ) in Two Party System. Why.
@donuts@kbin.social avatar

Here are some cold hard Ameri-facts for you:

  • Having 2 dominant political parties is a reflection of how our political systems have been designed at almost every level (federal, state, local). American politics is very much based on first-past-the-post, winner-takes-all elections. These kinds of election systems are terrible for a variety of reasons, not the least of which is the very real problem of vote splitting and the spoiler effect--leading to "third parties" which are almost all unserious, nonviable, and potentially backed by people with ulterior motives. The vast majority of the time, voting for a third party candidate in America is simply throwing your vote away and is effectively the same as not voting. (Even as a "protest", it's not a very good one, because it's never clear what can be interpreted from why people vote the way they do.)

The solution to this problem is changing how we run elections so that the most popular candidates are more likely to win, and so that people's individual votes are less likely to become nullified in various ways (like by voting for a statistically nonviable candidate, for one). I like Ranked Choice Voting and STAR voting, but just about anything is better than the way that most American elections currently work.

  • Even in a hypothetical future where we have 10 viable parties (and more democratic voting systems), no political party is going to "give a fuck about you" as an individual. Republicans, Democrats, Greens, Libertarians, Vegetarians, Librarians, and whatever other parties spring up. The truth is, they all only give a fuck about getting your vote, so that they can get in a position of political power to do the things that they and their influential backers want (all the while reaping the benefits of doing so). There is no political party on Earth that is in it for the benefit of all of mankind--they all have some kind of agenda and ideology that they want to put in place.

In that way American politics is like a tug of war, we current have 2 viable parties, one pulling the rope to the left and another pulling the rope to the right. You can spend as much time as you want lamenting where the rope currently is compared to where you would like it to be. But if you want the rope to move left, it makes sense to join the left side. And if you want the rope to move right, it makes sense to join the right side. Sitting out just makes it easier for the "other side" to make "progress". Having more parties doesn't really change that, it just turns a 1-dimensional battle into an n-dimensional battle.

The biggest benefit that comes from having multiple (viable) political parties is increased competition of ideas. But again, America truly require huge systemic changes to how we run elections to make that a reality.

I'm going to be voting for the party that more closely aligns with the direction that I want the country to move in. It's the only smart move in the game of American politics.

quantenzitrone,

Librarians lmao

Potatofish, in Two Party System. Why.

I see, blame both parties so no one under 65 votes thus ensuring a GOP victory and the eventual death of us all and the planet. Cool.

ininewcrow, in I can taste time
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I always joke with people who take psychedelics … you’re still tripping and you are imagining all this.

You might even be in a coma right now and the doctors are trying to wake you up.

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Would make sense because my life feels like a fuckin’ nightmare.

Reminds me of that Driver: San Francisco game. Amazing game.

oillut,

Holy shit Stamets isn’t bot? Thanks for providing half of Lemmy’s content! And seconded, super underrated game

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Beep boop.

Nah. Not a bot. Just a sad boy with too much time in his hands <3

I really wish I had the game for PS4. Music was a banger too.

fluke,
@fluke@snake.substantialplumbing.repair avatar

Hey Stamets do you ever like just

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Do I just what

I confuz

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