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Decoy321, in the girl you like

Ngl I’d be delighted to have that dude as a father in law. That’s gonna be a fun time.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Obelix? … the most loyal Gaul you could ever find and if you had him as a father in law it would mean you were a worthy man.

Klear,

Might come with at the cost of occasional minor cases of severe head trauma though.

captain_aggravated, in They're not equivalent
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Another reason why I miss my full keyboard: I could tell autocorrect to bend over, snap it’s spine and fuck itself with it’s own spinal cord.

dream_weasel, (edited ) in Auto-correct part 2

I think punctilious might be a better fit (or perhaps even officious)

Ranvier, in Anyways

Irregardless, if a word shifts spelling or meaning like this and is generally understood, even if initially by mistake, than it becomes becomes another correct meaning too. Like, literally.

somePotato,

I will never stop being mad that “literally” got a new dictionary definition that’s literally not literally

FlaminGoku, (edited )

Words matter. Think about life before and after the dictionary definition change.

Changing literally to figuratively broke reality.

It was changed September 2011.

Tlaloc_Temporal,
@Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca avatar

That’s not 2016, or 2020, or 2008, or 2001, or even 2012. Which reality break are you talking about?

Ranvier,

Maybe it would help if you knew there were more? Or maybe that would make it feel worse, but there are more. It’s a pretty common pattern in language for some reason, called “contronyms.” So literally can mean actually or figuratively, but others include clip (cut off or attach), oversight (to overlook, or to scrutinize closely), sanction (approve something or penalize it), or even fast (moving quickly or still, as in held fast). Context is key, people will adapt as meanings are ever shifting.

itslilith,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

or, my favorite, in German “umfahren”

can either mean “drive around”

or “run over”

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

The sands of time really umfahrened umfahren

arandomthought,

In writing, yes. But when spoken the emphasis is different. If the “fahren” is stressed, then you are driving around something (umFAHren). If the “um” is stressed (UMfahren), then you are talking about property damage or murder.

jaybone,

Illiterally

Kernal64,

Irliterally

ImFresh3x, (edited )

thecut.com/…/the-300-year-history-of-using-litera…

The fact that most people understand people are being literally figurative is proof that the word is working linguistically. It’s easy to understand in context which use is being intended, and always has been. The fact that people are bothered by it is the new annoying phenomenon.

Pendants should read books, just once, or twice, at least.

peopleproblems,

That, and then you have my 6-year old who uses “literally” to emphasize his statements. It’s pretty funny to listen for that word at my house. It becomes a game of

Is it Literal?

Is it figurative?

Is it exaggerated?

intensely_human,

In the car with my friend and his mom we used to play 20 questions. Over the years we just kept picking weirder and weirder shit. Like “the end of WW1” or “Freddy Mercury’s mustache’s leftmost whisker” or “this round of 20 questions that we are playing right now”.

This went on from when we were like 6 to maybe 20. I think it’s where I learned respect for the precise meaning of words. We’d always try to look for the tiniest excuse to give a misleading but technically true answer, like he might ask “Is it a type of animal?” and the answer was his dog, which is “an animal” and not “a type of animal”, so I’d say no.

We got really good at ferreting each other out on stuff like that.

It’s a fun road trip game and it exercises your kid’s mind. Highly recommended.

ImplyingImplications,

Exactly. People shouldn’t misunderestimate the power of using a word wrong.

ModsAreCopsACAB,

“then”* it becomes

rockerface,

You are testing the nerves of every descriptivist here

SpaceNoodle,

Anybody who whines about prescriptivism is just lazy.

Thorny_Insight, (edited )

Factoid

A piece of unverified or inaccurate information that is presented in the press as factual, often as part of a publicity effort, and that is then accepted as true because of frequent repetition.

After I heard even Sam Harris misuse this word I just accepted it is now a synonym for a fact despite that the original meaning is the exact opposite.

AdmiralShat,

Is such a fucking irony that factoid itself has become a factoid for “bit of trivia”

intensely_human,

I’d say definitions are “unverified” given there’s no definition of true or false for one. By the commutative property of isness, that means definitions are factoids and we can eliminate one of the words.

See? We’re making plusforward here. Red commits are better than green commits. That oughta be the first definition in the dictionary imo.

Perfide,

You could almost say the evolving definition of factoid is in of itself an example of the original definition of a factoid.

intensely_human,

But you wouldn’t get points in the SAT for it

Buddahriffic,

Some words are poorly designed and IMO that’s one of them. Sure, you can just make up words and give them whatever meaning you want, but it won’t work so well if the word itself causes a bias of assumption towards another meaning, especially if it’s the opposite of what you want it to mean.

Just like inflammable. “In” used in that context usually means “not”. Whoever decided that it should mean “very” in this one case was IMO a bigger idiot than anyone who assumed it’s opposite meaning afterwards. Either that or an asshole if it was deliberate.

codeboy, in Anyways

Anyway, how’s your sex life?

arandomthought,

Ohimark

pm_me_your_thoughts, in the girl you like

What are these called?

Pregnenolone,

The meme is called “The girl you like”, the outfit would be some kind of cropped jumpsuit

samus12345, (edited ) in Get em!
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-14-2015/YHrrbB.gif

“Don’t want it…don’t need it…”

quantenzitrone, in Auto-correct part 2

bro just turn off autocorrect

datelmd5sum, in Aisle 10 of broken dreams

Sometimes there’s two bananas left on the beer shelf.

hOrni,

It’s funniest when it’s a child’s toy left on a vodka shelf. People do this on purpose.

Pons_Aelius, in Auto-correct part 2

I don't remember asking you a god damn thing...

Kyrgizion, in Stay motivated

Sigh I’m already 40 and I haven’t impaled anyone yet :(

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Neither have I … however, my aging diseased body has recreated the experience of the pain for me

PsychedSy,

Makes you wanna hurt people less when you hurt constantly.

meliaesc,

You all need therapy wtf…

PsychedSy,

I do. But I have turned my self hatred into love for the rest of you fucks.

Imgonnatrythis,

Move to a red state, you won’t be able to resist the temptation.

IanSomnia, in They're not equivalent

=)

Thorry84, in Royalty am I right!?

I imagine a real life remake of Aladdin where a thief kidnaps a rich girl and gets her hooked on opium. They lay in the drug house on a filthy carpet, out of their minds on drugs. A flee infested monkey eats scraps off the floor and yells at them. The thief forces the girl into slavery, always chasing the next high. Until the thief tries to blackmail the girl’s father. But the father’s business partner finds out and under brutal shariah law the girl gets beheaded. The thief is locked up and goes insane inside the dungeon, he talks to a blueish rock vaguely shaped like a man until he dies from dysentery.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Lars Von Trier is taking notes

RojoSanIchiban, in Get em!

No Stairway!? Denied!

jimmydoreisalefty, in The line's back there

I think it is similar to when lanes merge. Better to stay in lane and then do zipper method.

If lane is open, cars will speed up until they reach merged/closed lane…

What do y’all say?

ryathal,

States that mandate signs about lane closures being really far out claim it makes traffic flow better. In my experience it just makes traffic stop in a different spot and is likely worse than zipper merges.

snooggums,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

My state just recently started posting signs to keep using both lanes so people wouldn't go to one lane far too early. It was nice to be able to zipper merge without people pushing back.

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